💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[rubytintedchix]

The video made it seem like it was the first week that the business opened OF COURSE there is going to be issues. That’s why you don’t go places on opening week unless you have patience with the staff. He’s such a fat retard.

EDIT: forgot a word

 

[DrunkenDozing]

This fag is seriously whining about cookies. Mr Youtube Chef Extrodinaire has to get his hamplanet wife to earthquake over to a business to get takeout cookies. Then he records a tantrum and posts it online like he is the good guy in this situation. Honest to God, why would you post something like this to the public? Even e-celebs posting freakout videos have the excuse that some of their lamebrain fans might be legit worried. Jack is just being a dick and supplying evidence of being a dick. Class act.

 

[boxybum]

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jL9UQTOa9dQArchive (720p):
Crumbl Cookie Crumbles Badly!!!.mp4

Such a pointless spiteful video from this fat Christian man. For such a godly person he sure does treat people like shit. He shouldn't be eating fucking cookies anyway on a diet. This is one of those videos that you are supposed to delete and never upload.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Clearly this man is on a diet by ordering the healthiest cookies ever.

 

[Astro Boy]

This is like divine intervention. God had to intervene to stop Jack from fucking up his diet.

I also love how furious they are that they cant get cookies. Also weird how excited fat boy gets when problems are starting. Its like he just wants to unload on some poor kid because of all the fuck ups he made in life.

Well he can't use his son anymore for that, plus he's lost all use in his power hand. I'm sure his left just doesn't have the same grip and force as ol' faithful once had, it's gotta be frustrating for the guy.

 

[captkrisma]

Clearly this man is on a diet by ordering the healthiest cookies ever.

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He's going to throw Jack Jr under the bus on live stream this week. Watch.

"Oh, those cookies were for Brianna and Jr! We're staying strict to this diet, I swear!" If Jack Jr wanted cookies, he would get them himself, same as Brianna.

Either that or he's going to say they are allowed a "cheat day", which is another lie.

Edit: NO DOUBT this was for a review of the place from Jack. With the exception of the chilled sugar cookie, he ordered only one of each cookie they had on the menu. He was going to eat every cookie on their menu and ruin his diet. God works in wonderful ways. Also of note: that would equal out to 65g of carbs, and would ruin his diet completely.

 

[Super Hans]

Clearly this man is on a diet by ordering the healthiest cookies ever.

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What a fucking ripoff. For half the cost of a single cookie from this joint, you can buy a full pound of pre-made cookie dough from Walmart.

By the way, is Big T still unemployed? I remember a dozen or two pages back Jack did a selfie with her in the background saying it was 'bring your husband to work day' or some bullshit, but the only way I see that happening is if she got hired as a freelancer for her aunt's(?) insurance sales company.

 

[Kosher Salt]

What a fucking ripoff. For half the cost of a single cookie from this joint, you can buy a full pound of pre-made cookie dough from Walmart.

By the way, is Big T still unemployed? I remember a dozen or two pages back Jack did a selfie with her in the background saying it was 'bring your husband to work day' or some bullshit, but the only way I see that happening is if she got hired as a freelancer for her aunt's(?) insurance sales company.

That's pretty much what to expect from a fancy cookie place.

Yes, Tammy is still unemployed "self-employed" and she's working from home as a freelancer in basically anything. The "bring your husband to work day" picture was a ha-ha-funny "I'm being a pain in my wife's ass while she's trying to get some work done" joke, because Jack's an asshole.

 

[captkrisma]

What a fucking ripoff. For half the cost of a single cookie from this joint, you can buy a full pound of pre-made cookie dough from Walmart.

I think Jack was trying to scam these guys into a poor review from the get-go because of the automatic tip.

When watching interviews with the founder of Crumbl Cookies, he goes on and on about their promise of warm cookies. Jack and Tammy wanted them to set aside their cookies for two hours, guaranteed to cool off the cookies and leading to a negative review.

Another fun fact about Crumbl: They can deliver and Jack's home is within their mileage. So Jack and Tammy were likely eating out and cheating even further on their diets.

 

[salmonellajack]

All I've seen this fat bastard eat since announcing his diet is pizza (keto or not it's still pizza) and cookies.

He is still trying to lean keto and eat junk. It's amazing.

Not only does he have a chance to improve his health, he could kick start his YouTube channel if he became the morbidly obese disabled guy who truly embraced a healthy lifestyle and changed his life. But no. He's just the same guy but is trying to convince himself that pizza for lunch is OK because it's keto and a 1000 calorie salad is OK because it's green. Pathetic.

 

[Chamulum]

I thought Tammy's reaction was actually pretty reserved and rational. Can't make the cookies we ordered? Refund my money, please, and figure it out for next time.

It's Jack that started needling Tammy as to what she did next, thinking she would burn the place down with her rage, and then demanding to see if they actually refunded the money. Jack is a narcissistic sociopath.

Why doesn't she divorce him again? Sure, she's a woman the size of a fucking hippo but she could at least get hitched to a fat guy that's actually been working for the past 10 years. Really, by this point she must be waiting for him to kick the bucket to get some kind of insurance claim or some shit.

 

[EvilDroid64]

The thumbnail that fatty stole was from the Puyallup, Washington location's Facebook page. There doesn't appear to be an email address or contact form on Crumbl's website for their corporate headquarters.

 

[Aaway]

based ryan

also, jack still seems to be under the assumption that they made his cookies and then sold them to someone else. you'd think a guy who eats out for every meal would have a better understanding of how restaurants operate but nope, he's far too retarded for that

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack is the sort of cocksucker that would show up 40 minutes late for his table reservation and have a conniption at the hostess station when told the restaurant had rebooked it

 

[EnemyStand]

based ryan

also, jack still seems to be under the assumption that they made his cookies and then sold them to someone else. you'd think a guy who eats out for every meal would have a better understanding of how restaurants operate but nope, he's far too retarded for that

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Legends tell of a monster. One that devoured all before him, laying waste to the fast food chains in what my ancestors call suburban Tennessee. This beast broadcast his gluttony across the world, putting his ravenous hunger on display as a warning to all who would dare stand against him. But one day, this creature went too far. When its hunger failed to he sated, it raged a screaming tantrum heard across the land.
One man stood up.
A hero stood tall against the darkness.
His name...was Ryan Downs. And this is his story. The tale of the Cookie Crusade has begun.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Not to be off topic, but why is Jack's head so pointy?

Has the same energy of this...

And both like to consume mass qauntities...

 

[Lenzperkins]

based ryan

also, jack still seems to be under the assumption that they made his cookies and then sold them to someone else. you'd think a guy who eats out for every meal would have a better understanding of how restaurants operate but nope, he's far too retarded for that

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Jack calls the poster clock police. Lmao. Jack is the biggest hypocrite.

Jack really believes he's an influencer and has clout.

 

[Pig Cups]

No need to waste your time- a rather boring entry. The only use this video has is to the narrow segment of the population that's actually using the same device as Jack is and needs this tip. Nowhere in this does Jack discuss whether or not his arm is getting better (we all know the answer, but still), so it's ludicrous that the video has 'arm update' in the title. Probably just Jack being chintzy to drive up views.

I was zoned out through much of this- I just can't take my eyes off his arm, it's fucking hypnotic. At the beginning, you see the red, inflamed knuckles (that Tams probably massaged so they'd look less horrid for the camera). Then, once he gets his arm in the thing, his fingertips get all dark in what looks like blood pooling. It also appears that he has what's referred to as 'chicken skin', not to mention that his forearm flap looks like a rooster's lower comb. Plus, the goddamn thing is completely frozen. I try to keep a positive outlook, but sometimes giving up is warranted; there's nothing there that can be salvaged. Quite a thrilling trip for the sadist in me.

This is why I find it so distracting when I watch Jack's older content. All I see is.........future.........dead.........stroke arm.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

based ryan

also, jack still seems to be under the assumption that they made his cookies and then sold them to someone else. you'd think a guy who eats out for every meal would have a better understanding of how restaurants operate but nope, he's far too retarded for that

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This shows why Jack is simultaneously the worst youtube chef and worst food reviewer out there because he really doesn't know what he's talking about and doesn't know anything about proper cooking or anything about restaurants.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jack really believes he's an influencer and has clout.

Well when you turn off comments to your videos, send people to the boys club for speaking badly about you and only allow positive comments on your Facebook you tend to believe you have some kind of power.

Mushbrain is the type to think he's some kind of guru when it comes to cooking and food. It's like that episode of South Park where everybody thought they were special for posting reviews on Yelp! and because of this they were important. And all it meant was the people who were making their food were spitting and jizzing all over it.

That's what's probably happening when Jack shows up somewhere. You just know his food's going to be full of boogers and cum.