💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Jack himself and Jack's yt channels has really become male version of Chantal and her yt channel called Foodie Beauty.

How long before Jack gets an infection on his FUPA?

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Jack just claimed on his livestream that he only eats 1000 calories on his diet, hahahahahaha

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Jack is now claiming he doesn't review downtown restaurants because his strokes have made it overwhelming to deal with crowds or something...okay sure I definitely think that's why.

 

[TurdFondler]

1000 calories per meal, minimum.

 

[Aaway]

haha, someone just asked jack why he change the thumbnail for the jicama fries video

jack: "i don't know.....i'll have to go back and check, how do you know i changed it?"

 

[rubytintedchix]

Please someone ask him how many of those jicama tacos he consumed.

 

[JackDavis]

Jack just claimed on his livestream that he only eats 1000 calories on his diet, hahahahahaha

1000 calories a day and he's only lost 15 pounds in a month?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

1000 calories a day and he's only lost 15 pounds in a month?

Jack, like a lot of fat fucks, grossly underestimate the amount of calories they eat in a day.

I don't remember the documentary but they were talking about obesity in America and some guy who weighed in excess of 500 pounds said he only ate about 2000 calories a day. Yet they showed how much he actually did eat and it was closer to 20,000. And what did this guy do? He came into the kitchen, said it looked like Christmas and ate the entire thing.

Jack is probably only measuring what his protein shakes or bars or whatever he's using to lose weight are claiming they have and ignoring everything else he's snacking on or drinking thru the day.

 

[D_Tractor]

Jack, like a lot of fat fucks, grossly underestimate the amount of calories they eat in a day.

I don't remember the documentary but they were talking about obesity in America and some guy who weighed in excess of 500 pounds said he only ate about 2000 calories a day. Yet they showed how much he actually did eat and it was closer to 20,000. And what did this guy do? He came into the kitchen, said it looked like Christmas and ate the entire thing.

Jack is probably only measuring what his protein shakes or bars or whatever he's using to lose weight are claiming they have and ignoring everything else he's snacking on or drinking thru the day.

I think its in this documentary - he weighed over 1100 pounds.

 

[Adamska]

Why is he wasting the chilies unless he's super weak to spicy food? For the cilantro aioli, he could just mix mayo with garlic and cilantro. Not hard to do. Already mentioned, but he has fresh limes. Why is he not using them? To answer my question why he wasted the chilies, him choking on his sauce shows how low his tolerance to chilies are. I'm not liking the pre minced garlic or him cooking it. Using precooked shrimp is going to overcook and become rubbery. Tossing the cilantro in too early for the shrimp. I feel like those jicama wraps are used for something else, not tacos.

To make his sauce, he should have just used really good mayo mixed with cilantro, fresh minced garlic, and chipotle chilies. I would have kept the onion uncooked, but soaked it in water or pickling liquid. Use fresh cooked shrimp seasoned with just salt, pepper, and cumin. And of course, use the fresh limes.

It's actually amusing to me, because a common tactic that Jack uses to ensure that Tammy doesn't steal his god Food from him is to lace it with heat. He prefers red pepper and cayenne, but basically he'll dump a fuckload of it on the shit he makes if he suspects Tammy might actually eat it.

It's actually amazing in that regard how awful he is.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I think its in this documentary - he weighed over 1100 pounds.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zfOVwQ8pm9E

Nah, the guy I'm talking about was a niggo and he was mobile enough to make it from his bedroom to the kitchen. The huge manatee in that video couldn't move from what I remember.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Jack, like a lot of fat fucks, grossly underestimate the amount of calories they eat in a day.

I don't remember the documentary but they were talking about obesity in America and some guy who weighed in excess of 500 pounds said he only ate about 2000 calories a day. Yet they showed how much he actually did eat and it was closer to 20,000. And what did this guy do? He came into the kitchen, said it looked like Christmas and ate the entire thing.

Jack is probably only measuring what his protein shakes or bars or whatever he's using to lose weight are claiming they have and ignoring everything else he's snacking on or drinking thru the day.

Yeah, Jack's the kind of guy who adds 3000 extra calories of bacon, sour cream, and cheese to a "salad" and is so-lacking in self-awareness that he actually calls it "healthy" in the video.

 

[Super Hans]

1000 calories a day and he's only lost 15 pounds in a month?

At Jack's size, he'd probably lose that much weight if he ate 2000 calories a day like a normal person. If it was really only 1000 we'd know he was on a diet just by looking at him, not him bullshitting that he's losing weight or a mlm diet scheme is a sponsor of his.

 

[Astro Boy]

what the fuck's up with tammy's eyes when she takes a bite? i've noticed it in a handful of videos

as if the tongue thing they both do isn't bad enough

what tongue thing homie?

 

[moseph.jartelli]

It's amazing how retarded Hack is. He has no job, no seeming responsibilities, nothing else he has to focus on and yet after a decade has learned absolutely nothing despite cooking everyday. Not a goddamn thing. Even if you're a slow learner, at least some improvement is made. Not with Jack. He's as fucking below novice as he was when he started.

 

[captkrisma]

So Jack has a new mic that he's using to record auditions for audio books.

He went with the Samson (don't be confused, he said Samsung in live stream) G-Track.

The Samson G-Track microphone is around $120, and is a decent looking condenser microphone (more on this later), with 1/4" and 1/8" plugs for headphones and instruments, plus the ability to monitor and adjust individual volumes. Pretty cool. Jack isn't a musician, however, so let's take a deeper look.

Jack chose the wrong type of microphone given the application, and should have chosen a dynamic microphone with a decent pre-amp. A condenser microphone can pick up sounds from all around, but there in lies the double-edged sword. Unless Jack has total silence, then every little noise or disturbance will be recorded too if he has the gain high enough. With a dynamic mic you still get some sound bleeding through, but you can filter it out if you use sufficient enough noise gates. Blue sells a dynamic mic that doesn't even need a pre-amp that goes for a little more than what Jack purchased.

Then the reviews for the mic itself. Jack most likely got the mic based off youtube reviews and completely ignored the negative reviews off Amazon. The mic doesn't have an adapter to attach to a boom, the USB cables that come with it are defective, and it drops vocals by at least an octave (why Jack's voice sounded deeper this week than last weeks).

Jack lives in a house with three other adults. Granted, he has the house mostly to himself during the day when everyone else is working, but that isn't to say that they will be gone all the time. Recording from the living room is also quite stupid. How many times have we heard Tammy in the background or a doorbell ringing during live streams?

 

[AnOminous]

Jack lives in a house with three other adults. Granted, he has the house mostly to himself during the day when everyone else is working, but that isn't to say that they will be gone all the time. Recording from the living room is also quite stupid. How many times have we heard Tammy in the background or a doorbell ringing during live streams?

And you just know Jack will chimp out on everyone in the house rather than his own stupidity at picking the wrong mic.

 

[Religion is Dead]

So Jack has a new mic that he's using to record auditions for audio books.

He went with the Samson (don't be confused, he said Samsung in live stream) G-Track.

The Samson G-Track microphone is around $120, and is a decent looking condenser microphone (more on this later), with 1/4" and 1/8" plugs for headphones and instruments, plus the ability to monitor and adjust individual volumes. Pretty cool. Jack isn't a musician, however, so let's take a deeper look.

Jack chose the wrong type of microphone given the application, and should have chosen a dynamic microphone with a decent pre-amp. A condenser microphone can pick up sounds from all around, but there in lies the double-edged sword. Unless Jack has total silence, then every little noise or disturbance will be recorded too if he has the gain high enough. With a dynamic mic you still get some sound bleeding through, but you can filter it out if you use sufficient enough noise gates. Blue sells a dynamic mic that doesn't even need a pre-amp that goes for a little more than what Jack purchased.

Then the reviews for the mic itself. Jack most likely got the mic based off youtube reviews and completely ignored the negative reviews off Amazon. The mic doesn't have an adapter to attach to a boom, the USB cables that come with it are defective, and it drops vocals by at least an octave (why Jack's voice sounded deeper this week than last weeks).

Jack lives in a house with three other adults. Granted, he has the house mostly to himself during the day when everyone else is working, but that isn't to say that they will be gone all the time. Recording from the living room is also quite stupid. How many times have we heard Tammy in the background or a doorbell ringing during live streams?

To audio sperg as well, he could have also gotten any Shure dynamic mic for $99, like the sm57 or 58 or a Blue Ember for $99 and an xlr interface for maybe 20 bucks more than the G-Track. Granted, that's way too hard for Jack to understand how to setup. I'm also surprised he didn't go the Blue route, since they are basically the Apple of microphones.

 

[captkrisma]

To audio sperg as well, he could have also gotten any Shure dynamic mic for $99, like the sm57 or 58 or a Blue Ember for $99 and an xlr interface for maybe 20 bucks more than the G-Track. Granted, that's way too hard for Jack to understand how to setup. I'm also surprised he didn't go the Blue route, since they are basically the Apple of microphones.

Another question I have is this: Why would he spend $130 for a studio microphone when Jr already has equipment and can edit the sound to make Jack look good?

 

[Aunt Myrna]

The real question is: Why does Jack think he should start narrating audio books? He can barely read and cant talk for 10 minutes straight without a disgusting coughing fit or two.