💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votos: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votos: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votos: 17 1.1%
  • August-September 2024

    Votos: 34 2.1%
  • October-November 2024

    Votos: 37 2.3%
  • December 2024

    Votos: 44 2.8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votos: 256 16.1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votos: 261 16.4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votos: 930 58.5%

  • Total de votantes
    1,591
This video cements to me how Jack really is essentially Joeysworldtour if he did cooking videos instead of food reviews (then again Joey is allegedly a better fucking cook than Jack since he did work as a catering chef) because god what is it with fat low quality food channels moaning sexually when eating food
Joey is a joke but he isn't a complete prick. Also his "fat fuck living an unhealthy lifestyle" schtick would look a lot worse if he'd managed to cripple himself with multiple strokes to the point he had only one functional limb, like Jack, and still refused to change.
 
The cloud of meat grease, mayonnaise fumes, and natural wop oil that follows Jack around can be detrimental to the complexion of everyone near him.
 
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This fat bitch is still whining about having to get takeout. Fuck off, Jack, they don't want your fat ass in there spewing germs everywhere.
Imagine trying to run a business during Covid, especially a small business in the restaurant/bar/food sector where profits are already razor thin. You're trying to do your best and find a way to pay your bills, keep people employed, take reasonable steps to protect your employees and customers, and follow shifting laws/regulations so you don't get fined or shut down...and THIS fat whiny bastard just has to shit on you for it before even trying your food. This is exactly the type of person that restaurant/bar employees should be allowed to fight without repercussion.
 
I didn't think an intro could be worse than his Jack on the Go one, but the Parking Lot Review is even worse. RIP headphones.

One slice of the Veggie Cauliflower Crust pizza from Jet's has 11g of carbs. If he ate the whole pizza (and you know he did) that's at least 66g of carbs.
 
This fat bitch is still whining about having to get takeout. Fuck off, Jack, they don't want your fat ass in there spewing germs everywhere.
I feel like I keep saying this every time but who wants to eat inside a chain pizzeria? I love eating out with friends but even if I lived in a exurb like Jack's I would keep that for local joints. Also do Jets even have indoor seating?
 
This is exactly the type of person that restaurant/bar employees should be allowed to fight without repercussion.
They should honestly be allowed to videotape themselves kicking this fat bastard's ass, stomping on his face, and upload it to YouTube and say "pull this shit here? This is what will happen to you." If some place did that I'd eat there every day, knowing I wouldn't have to encounter a Scalfani there.
 
This fat fuck ALWAYS has a gripe with a resturant ALWAYS!!! How are you going to get mad at takeout only during all these pandemic rules fuckery? Fuck right off Jack
 
I feel like I keep saying this every time but who wants to eat inside a chain pizzeria? I love eating out with friends but even if I lived in a exurb like Jack's I would keep that for local joints. Also do Jets even have indoor seating?
Jack is all about the chains. And personally I don't get it especially when it comes to pizza. When we get one it's from the little Mom & Pop place that's been servicing the area for the past 50 years. There's a reason why people go there and not the Domino's down the street.
 
"i'm not sure what decade we'll be able to go back into restaurants." love how jack makes it seem like he hasn't been able to dine in at restaurants since the pandemic began when he's literally filmed inside restaurants numerous times throughout the last year. and it's not like TN has been under the same strict guidelines as states like CA where indoor dining has been gone aside from a couple months in the summer. fat faggot can't live without having something to complain about
"for those who know me, i'm one about correcting when i screw up."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that's easily one of jack's most memorable lies in recent memory
 
This fat bitch is still whining about having to get takeout. Fuck off, Jack, they don't want your fat ass in there spewing germs everywhere.
And again with the pizza? This is what, the third or fourth pizza review in two weeks? He's supposed to be on a diet. You can't shove pizza in your maw twice a week in the earliest days of the diet and expect to be successful. It doesn't matter if it's keto or not if it's still a 1,500+ calorie meal. He's flushing Tammys money down the toilet on Sanford fees just so he can brag about how he's on a "diet"at this point. It's like a fat person's version of virtue signaling.
 
And again with the pizza? This is what, the third or fourth pizza review in two weeks? He's supposed to be on a diet. You can't shove pizza in your maw twice a week in the earliest days of the diet and expect to be successful. It doesn't matter if it's keto or not if it's still a 1,500+ calorie meal. He's flushing Tammys money down the toilet on Sanford fees just so he can brag about how he's on a "diet"at this point. It's like a fat person's version of virtue signaling.
It's not like a fat person's version of virtue signaling, it is. Most chubbos want people to think they're trying to improve (when it's not body positivity shit) so they'll talk about how much exercise they're getting or how little they're eating.
 
I'd like to know why he says "congratulations" to every place he positively reviews. Does he think his personal enjoyment is some kind of award to these restaurants? Does he actually think they're watching his video? It's trivial, but it's such a pet peeve because it's so arrogant.
 
I'd like to know why he says "congratulations" to every place he positively reviews. Does he think his personal enjoyment is some kind of award to these restaurants? Does he actually think they're watching his video? It's trivial, but it's such a pet peeve because it's so arrogant.
The only restaurants that care about his reviews are the small businesses he publicly shits on in order to get freebies. I personally like the one restaurant that called him out on it when he didn't even stay to eat their food. Hell, this is a guy that didn't even bother to donate to his restaurant owner "friend's" funeral expenses. Instead he just shared the link to the person's gofundme on facebook, but couldn't be bothered to kick in a couple of bucks even though the owner of the business had sponsored one of his Obesity Wars tours.
 
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