Joey is a joke but he isn't a complete prick. Also his "fat fuck living an unhealthy lifestyle" schtick would look a lot worse if he'd managed to cripple himself with multiple strokes to the point he had only one functional limb, like Jack, and still refused to change.
She's still basically a teenager, and so is Jack Jr.
This fat bitch is still whining about having to get takeout. Fuck off, Jack, they don't want your fat ass in there spewing germs everywhere.
Imagine trying to run a business during Covid, especially a small business in the restaurant/bar/food sector where profits are already razor thin. You're trying to do your best and find a way to pay your bills, keep people employed, take reasonable steps to protect your employees and customers, and follow shifting laws/regulations so you don't get fined or shut down...and THIS fat whiny bastard just has to shit on you for it before even trying your food. This is exactly the type of person that restaurant/bar employees should be allowed to fight without repercussion.
I feel like I keep saying this every time but who wants to eat inside a chain pizzeria? I love eating out with friends but even if I lived in a exurb like Jack's I would keep that for local joints. Also do Jets even have indoor seating?
They should honestly be allowed to videotape themselves kicking this fat bastard's ass, stomping on his face, and upload it to YouTube and say "pull this shit here? This is what will happen to you." If some place did that I'd eat there every day, knowing I wouldn't have to encounter a Scalfani there.
Complaining about having to order from a pizza place instead of going to it in person is one of his weirder complaints. Don't most people just order to go when getting pizza? What's with the whining?
Jack is all about the chains. And personally I don't get it especially when it comes to pizza. When we get one it's from the little Mom & Pop place that's been servicing the area for the past 50 years. There's a reason why people go there and not the Domino's down the street.
"i'm not sure what decade we'll be able to go back into restaurants." love how jack makes it seem like he hasn't been able to dine in at restaurants since the pandemic began when he's literally filmed inside restaurants numerous times throughout the last year. and it's not like TN has been under the same strict guidelines as states like CA where indoor dining has been gone aside from a couple months in the summer. fat faggot can't live without having something to complain about
"for those who know me, i'm one about correcting when i screw up."
And again with the pizza? This is what, the third or fourth pizza review in two weeks? He's supposed to be on a diet. You can't shove pizza in your maw twice a week in the earliest days of the diet and expect to be successful. It doesn't matter if it's keto or not if it's still a 1,500+ calorie meal. He's flushing Tammys money down the toilet on Sanford fees just so he can brag about how he's on a "diet"at this point. It's like a fat person's version of virtue signaling.
It's not like a fat person's version of virtue signaling, it is. Most chubbos want people to think they're trying to improve (when it's not body positivity shit) so they'll talk about how much exercise they're getting or how little they're eating.
The only restaurants that care about his reviews are the small businesses he publicly shits on in order to get freebies. I personally like the one restaurant that called him out on it when he didn't even stay to eat their food. Hell, this is a guy that didn't even bother to donate to his restaurant owner "friend's" funeral expenses. Instead he just shared the link to the person's gofundme on facebook, but couldn't be bothered to kick in a couple of bucks even though the owner of the business had sponsored one of his Obesity Wars tours.
