💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[AP 297]

Nah, no way. Wu would probably rant about the evils of cyberbowling and how we need to have sympathy for people whose situation is so desperate that they feel faking suicide is the only way out.

Wu would turn this into an argument about how she needs more money to create more female voices in the field of games and support in ending cyber-bulling for herself. Brianna is about one person and one person only - Brianna.

Wu would make it about herself, period.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

If the latter does happen, and Wu finally notices, I get the feeling Ol' Dobbo would be at the top of his/her shitlist.

Wu-senpai will never acknowledge Dobby because there is nothing to gain from doing so.

I'm guessing we'll have to wait at least 72 hours for the next update.

 

[Kusottare]

Wu-senpai will never acknowledge Dobby because there is nothing to gain from doing so.

I'm guessing we'll have to wait at least 72 hours for the next update.

If there ever is another update.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I called and they said they'd send someone over. Honestly, at this point I am genuinely concerned. Feel free to rate this post "autistic" or whatever, but I confess I have a guilt complex and I'd feel a heck of a lot better knowing he's okay. I may not like Mr. Dobson, but I don't want to see anyone dead and know that I could have prevented it.

Dobson isn't Nick Bate. He deserves to be mocked and ridiculed until he gets a fucking clue and inproves his life, but killed? Holy fuck, no. He's a mediocre artist, not Hitler. (Godwin's Law, I know.)

Nah, no way. Wu would probably rant about the evils of cyberbowling and how we need to have sympathy for people whose situation is so desperate that they feel faking suicide is the only way out.

... I would hope that not even Wu is so shitty that she would twist a suicide into a rant on cyberbullying because one guy couldn't handle criticism, because I would lose all faith in the human race.

Again.

 

[StanCommodore]

God, wow. I'm honestly pretty surprised by this. I hate to say it, but I had more faith in him than to threaten suicide over garden-variety internet chiding.

I know it's unlikely that Dobson will see this, but in case he's still hanging on out there, I have attempted to comfort him with his favorite thing: half-assedly shoehorning his fursona into trite, badly-traced pop culture scenarios.

Spoiler: With apologies to Wes Anderson

https://kiwifarms.net/media/dobble-in-the-hay.368/full

 

[Rin]

... I would hope that not even Wu is so shitty that she would twist a suicide into a rant on cyberbullying because one guy couldn't handle criticism, because I would lose all faith in the human race.

Again.

I doubt she would if it was real, but if it came out that he wasn't really suicidal, I wouldn't be surprised to see the SJWs try and spin it so that Dobson's the victim. I've seen them do it before.

And since Wu has to turn everything back to be about her, she'd start going on about how oppressed she was by people threatening to streetrace her to death, and how she can totally relate to Dobson's struggles because of all she's suffered.

 

[Stud2Stud]

... I would hope that not even Wu is so shitty that she would twist a suicide into a rant on cyberbullying because one guy couldn't handle criticism, because I would lose all faith in the human race.

Again.

I don't know much about Banana Wu, but there's people who would be willing to do such things. These people (who claim to fight for equality and the improvement of other people's lives) are only ever concerend with shoving their agendas down other's people's throats to feel validated and relevant. So yeah, some people are willing to use and abuse this shit to no end. Unfortunately, it's far too tempting - they can't just let that chance pass by.

 

[geewizz]

He did have a girlfriend for some time. Long enough to completely piss over her religion and family traditions over childish non-issues, even.

He did? I've never heard of him having one. A quick google and there it is. The deviant art post of the christmas/hannukah incident. Because what girl DOESN'T like her relationship dramas aired on the internet for all to see like piss-stained draws on a balcony? Right?

That poor girl. Tom nuking a relationship over his selfish mindset and religious hangups seems very typical with his character... Sad little balloon molesting bear when will you realize it's not all about you.

 

[Judge Holden]

 

[Jaimas]

[MEDIA=twitter]618596318370381824[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]618596816771100672[/MEDIA]and then
[MEDIA=twitter]618614292435365888[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]618632233738371072[/MEDIA]
See you soon dobson

See you within 3 days, Dobson.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You know, thinking this over. I wonder how his parents would feel over the fact that they raised a whiny, "suicidal" failure of an artist?

We could go on and on but really there's little point. Tom Preston/Andrew Dobdon is a sad, small little man who feels cheated by the world. A world that sneered at him and said "C'mon Tom. You can do better." while Tom screwed up his face and said "Fuck off troll. Deviant Art likes it."

And then deviantArt responds by saying "No we don't."

 

[AnOminous]

If there ever is another update.

I'm sure the authorities finding a grotesquely distended corpse, apparently inflated to death, would at least make one of those News of the Weird columns.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

You know, thinking this over. I wonder how his parents would feel over the fact that they raised a whiny, "suicidal" failure of an artist?

If he's making this shit up for Patreon pity points? He's fucking disowned.

 

[Judge Holden]

[MEDIA=twitter]618596318370381824[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]618596816771100672[/MEDIA]and then
[MEDIA=twitter]618614292435365888[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]618632233738371072[/MEDIA]
See you soon dobson

A moment of silence, for our fallen friend and spiritual liege

 

[Stud2Stud]

He did? I've never heard of him having one. A quick google and there it is. The deviant art post of the christmas/hannukah incident. Because what girl DOESN'T like her relationship dramas aired on the internet for all to see like piss-stained draws on a balcony? Right?

That poor girl. Tom nuking a relationship over his selfish mindset and religious hangups seems very typical with his character... Sad little balloon molesting bear when will you realize it's not all about you.

Yeah, that wall of whiny text is quite disheartening. It's a fully grown, 24 year old person that wrote this shit. "Baaaawwwwwww I want my Christmas!" is just so fucking immature.
What really gets me, Dobson cries over the lack of a christmas spirit with his gf's family, when he himself is the one lacking it the most. These people invited him over and he sulks. I bet you anything, the main reason he was upset was just the lack of tacky decorations and presents and that was it.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

If he's making this shit up for Patreon pity points? He's fucking disowned.

You mean he hasn't already?

 

[Kusottare]

I'm sure the authorities finding a grotesquely distended corpse, apparently inflated to death, would at least make one of those News of the Weird columns.

They'll find his corpse bouncing off the ceiling, next to an upturned can of helium and dozens of pictures of poorly drawn anime girls with oversized breasts.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

He won't do it.

 

[Stud2Stud]

They'll find his corpse bouncing off the ceiling, next to an upturned can of helium and dozens of pictures of poorly drawn anime girls with oversized breasts.

Floating low below the ceiling, dangling upwards from a belt around his neck tied to a doorknob. Death by Auto-Erotic Asphyxia-Inflation.

 

[CWCissey]

God, wow. I'm honestly pretty surprised by this. I hate to say it, but I had more faith in him than to threaten suicide over garden-variety internet chiding.

I know it's unlikely that Dobson will see this, but in case he's still hanging on out there, I have attempted to comfort him with his favorite thing: half-assedly shoehorning his fursona into trite, badly-traced pop culture scenarios.

Spoiler: With apologies to Wes Anderson

https://kiwifarms.net/media/dobble-in-the-hay.368/full

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