💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

Watch out, we have a badass enlightened centrist over here.
This thread's shit and you're proof of it. It's not about left, right or center. It's that politisperging isn't funny when you're participating in it. It's fun to laugh at tards from the sidelines, but when a site devolves into partisan slapfighting then it's just embarrassing. I would say the same thing if this thread was about Biden, Sanders, or whatever loser the Libertarian Party ran last election.

There used to be a sort of unofficial rule early in the site's life that celebrities, politicians, and other famous people are not lolcows. I miss it. Let's go back to laughing at weird retards on the net. There's A&H or Deep Thoughts for this sort of shit, keep the Lolcow board free of it.
 
I wanna comment on this again, because Trump was notorious for planting fake stories in several publications, Daily News and the Enquirer being big ones. Everything about this story screams absolute BS. Trump happened to drive by a mugging, managed to get the bad guy to stop, a crowd of onlookers cheered for him, a dr just happened to be there to help the man injured, and AMAZINGLY no one reported this attack! There's a bat wielding mugger running around NYC that Trump, and a whole GAGGLE of people saw and NO ONE decided it was worth reporting! Add to that the clearly staged "candid" photo of him coming out of a limo, taken for a story he had no intention of anyone ever hearing! He thinks he's Bruce Wayne.

This is legit vintage "and they all clapped" copypasta.

Anyone who can read can see what BS it is, but in case you need more proof: https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-claims-he-stopped-mugging-in-new-york-city-1991-2018-3
This is unsure but I can lean to it being false but damn the mention of Bruce Wayne reminds me of how sometimes Trump likes to talk about Batman like the time he made this joke to a child which by itself is harmless


Then here was his review of The Dark Knight Rises, which funny thing is despite it being filmed at his tower, he didn't cameo in it compared to the other movies he tried to force himself in for cameos


It also reminded me of this which is hilarious


And he generally sperged about things in the early 2010s which to be honest, I hope Trump does these in his post-presidency, they'd be hilarious







 
At least Trump still has his WWE Hall of Fame ring to fall back on (Vince wont listen to people like Mick Foley to remove it). It worked wonders to get Hulk Hogan relevant again in 2008 .
I don't think the celebrity wing of the WWE Hall of Fame would do much for anyone's relevance. Even if Vince is still his buddy, I don't think even he would invite Trump back into the WWE in any capacity. Trump's image is probably irreparably damaged at this point but if he hopes to be relevant again. He is gonna have to pander hard to the main stream left. It's something he could attempt since he doesn't have to try to appease the Republican base anymore.
 
This thread's shit and you're proof of it. It's not about left, right or center. It's that politisperging isn't funny when you're participating in it. It's fun to laugh at tards from the sidelines, but when a site devolves into partisan slapfighting then it's just embarrassing. I would say the same thing if this thread was about Biden, Sanders, or whatever loser the Libertarian Party ran last election.

There used to be a sort of unofficial rule early in the site's life that celebrities, politicians, and other famous people are not lolcows. I miss it. Let's go back to laughing at weird retards on the net. There's A&H or Deep Thoughts for this sort of shit, keep the Lolcow board free of it.
I disagree with your opinion, but completely respect it. Sadly, lolcows are political on some level now, if only because they now have unlimited access to social media that lets them shit out their hot takes on politics effortlessly and we live in an increasingly politicized world. I miss those times too, even though I mostly was here for the very tail end of them (lurked for a couple of years before regging), but nothing gold can stay. If you legitimately think this thread's inappropriate, bring it up to staff.
 
I don't think the celebrity wing of the WWE Hall of Fame would do much for anyone's relevance. Even if Vince is still his buddy, I don't think even he would invite Trump back into the WWE in any capacity. Trump's image is probably irreparably damaged at this point but if he hopes to be relevant again. He is gonna have to pander hard to the main stream left. It's something he could attempt since he doesn't have to try to appease the Republican base anymore.
His wife is still pro Trump. They helped raise $42 million back in September for Trump (really have to wonder why never paid anyone during his campaign runs). $10 million of that came from one donor.
 
So my dreams of joining the Imperial Navy and laying some ass kickings on rebel scum and illegal aliens vanishes just like that?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
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I feel ya. I too wanted to destroy some Rebel scum.
 
Can't believe you are disrespecting a president that fought for 4 years for the greatness of our nation and lost in a unlawful election and the silencing of the big globohomo tech.

Kiwifarms? More like cuckfarms.
If the president is fighting for the "greatness of our nation" then how and why he isn't doing anything regarding the "big globohomo tech"? All I see is just him sperging about Section 230 and ironically the wokeness influence is a lot worse under Trump presidency.

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I'd love to see you rewrite more of the Chris saga with Trump, these are amazing.
Let me tell you about the Melania Saga. Strap in, it's a wild ride.

In all images that exist of Donald and Melania, he is attempting to snuggle, hold her hand, kiss her, or make other romantic gestures. This accomplishes nothing other than making Melania upset and uncomfortable, and this is clearly seen in the photographs.

Donald attempted to win Melania over by entering a contest known as the 2020 election. He bothered everyone he knew to vote for him in this contest, sending e-mails to them all which read;

"This previously submitted Presidential Campaign is among the TOP TWO to win the GRAND PRIZE. And I would TRULY APPRECIATE your generous Vote, so please follow the maps to the USA's Polling Places Voting desks. **I am Candidate NUMBER 1 (scroll down; the one with the R next to the name)** You have the power to make my POLITICAL life SO MUCH BETTER. Thank you :)"

On the day before voting would end, he even gave his campaign a review.

"Such honesty of his situation and devotion for his lucky Country and Melania adds great emotions to his performance. The visually appealing YMCA dance added the best humor and biggest laugh I had among the bunch. I enjoyed the fun background of his assumed-to-be Oval Office. And his informative feedback on mail in voting being bad was truly a wise and great addition. Also, he has nailed the campaign promises :) As this brave POLITICAL warrior so creatively put it at the end 'Make America Great Again!' Truly the cherry on the top of the sundae. A perfect score of 5/5 Stars for his marvelous effort, and smiling at knowing he looked a bit stupid :)"

The contest was not won by Donald, however, and he bore a grudge against the winner Joe Biden for a very long time. He was infuriated, and posted the following on social media:

"This is directed mostly to Biden; the SOB who was the Alphabetically First Candidate in the 2020 Election Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This JERK's Campaign WAS AGAINST the NO MAIL IN VOTES RULE!!!!! His, Jo Jorgenson and Vermin Supreme's CAMPAIGNS ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MAIL IN VOTES!!!!

In any case, I LOATHE Biden and his Running Mate for STEALING my one chance at keeping my Sweet Gal-Friend in the White House; it would have been terrific. I might have even been able to change her outlook on planning to divorce me. (She and I are both remarried; although I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally Rich, 74 YEAR OLD POLITICIAN. And I LOATHE Biden as well, because his MAIL IN VOTES probably landed that JERK in 1st.

I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, "KICK THE BILLIONAIRE" for my whole life.

I curse Biden to DIE and BURN!

As for Biden, if he is reading this and is asking 'You've got something to say to me?' I do, P.S F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B***!"


He even went so far as to film himself shooting a picture of Biden with a toy gun. He finishes the video by declaring; "And THAT... is how angry I am at Joe Biden! He shou'ah been disqualified 'cause he had mail in votes and more than one policy in his freakazoid campaign!"

Later, Donald would discover his Fake News pages and begin his crusade against them. He was particularly upset by the pages' claims that women didn't like him as much as he said they did. So, he mailed CNN a ton of lewd drawings, one of which was a picture of him fingering an unknown woman. Trolls thought that it was a depiction of his daughter Ivanka because of the lack of detail and color in the drawing. Donald was outraged. He made a video addressing the nation after he'd managed to get himself banned from Twitter for sending his army of White Knights to defeat the trolls at the Capitol.

"Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Donald John Trump, the original President of the United States of America back on November Eighth, 2016. Any dates earlier are void. I present this open message because... I have a whole bunch of people in the Country give me hate... Show me a lot of hate... And I do not appreciate it. Ticks me off.

You think you can just... hate me just to get a laugh out of yourself. Think about it. You're laughing at somebody else's pain and torture, because I am lonesome, still trying to find a president-free country and to make into an empire. You think I'm just a conman, a cheat, corrupt, whatever you may think. But you know what? You. You! Every last one of you, who has shispressed hate against me? You're the conmen!"


He went on like this for quite a while before at last coming to discuss the confusion over the drawing, which the Trolls had dubbed SheCameForTheDonald.JPG.

"And, by the way," he said. "That is not Ivanka whose eyes are censored; that is MELANIA! And just for-- and just for-- for... taking it up and twisting it around and such!"

Melania was not at all happy about this turn of events and wanted him to back off and leave her alone. It remains to be seen if she will cease contact with him now that she no longer needs to keep up appearances as his First Lady.

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Let me tell you about the Melania Saga. Strap in, it's a wild ride.

In all images that exist of Donald and Melania, he is attempting to snuggle, hold her hand, kiss her, or make other romantic gestures. This accomplishes nothing other than making Melania upset and uncomfortable, and this is clearly seen in the photographs.

Donald attempted to win Melania over by entering a contest known as the 2020 election. He bothered everyone he knew to vote for him in this contest, sending e-mails to them all which read;

"This previously submitted Presidential Campaign is among the TOP TWO to win the GRAND PRIZE. And I would TRULY APPRECIATE your generous Vote, so please follow the maps to the USA's Polling Places Voting desks. **I am Candidate NUMBER 1 (scroll down; the one with the R next to the name)** You have the power to make my POLITICAL life SO MUCH BETTER. Thank you :)"

On the day before voting would end, he even gave his campaign a review.

"Such honesty of his situation and devotion for his lucky Country and Melania adds great emotions to his performance. The visually appealing YMCA dance added the best humor and biggest laugh I had among the bunch. I enjoyed the fun background of his assumed-to-be Oval Office. And his informative feedback on mail in voting being bad was truly a wise and great addition. Also, he has nailed the campaign promises :) As this brave POLITICAL warrior so creatively put it at the end 'Make America Great Again!' Truly the cherry on the top of the sundae. A perfect score of 5/5 Stars for his marvelous effort, and smiling at knowing he looked a bit stupid :)"

The contest was not won by Donald, however, and he bore a grudge against the winner Joe Biden for a very long time. He was infuriated, and posted the following on social media:

"This is directed mostly to Biden; the SOB who was the Alphabetically First Candidate in the 2020 Election Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This JERK's Campaign WAS AGAINST the NO MAIL IN VOTES RULE!!!!! His, Jo Jorgenson and Vermin Supreme's CAMPAIGNS ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MAIL IN VOTES!!!!

In any case, I LOATHE Biden and his Running Mate for STEALING my one chance at keeping my Sweet Gal-Friend in the White House; it would have been terrific. I might have even been able to change her outlook on planning to divorce me. (She and I are both remarried; although I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally Rich, 74 YEAR OLD POLITICIAN. And I LOATHE Biden as well, because his MAIL IN VOTES probably landed that JERK in 1st.

I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, "KICK THE BILLIONAIRE" for my whole life.

I curse Biden to DIE and BURN!

As for Biden, if he is reading this and is asking 'You've got something to say to me?' I do, P.S F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B***!"


He even went so far as to film himself shooting a picture of Biden with a toy gun. He finishes the video by declaring; "And THAT... is how angry I am at Joe Biden! He shou'ah been disqualified 'cause he had mail in votes and more than one policy in his freakazoid campaign!"

Later, Donald would discover his Fake News pages and begin his crusade against them. He was particularly upset by the pages' claims that women didn't like him as much as he said they did. So, he mailed CNN a ton of lewd drawings, one of which was a picture of him fingering an unknown woman. Trolls thought that it was a depiction of his daughter Ivanka because of the lack of detail and color in the drawing. Donald was outraged. He made a video addressing the nation after he'd managed to get himself banned from Twitter for sending his army of White Knights to defeat the trolls at the Capitol.

"Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Donald John Trump, the original President of the United States of America back on November Eighth, 2016. Any dates earlier are void. I present this open message because... I have a whole bunch of people in the Country give me hate... Show me a lot of hate... And I do not appreciate it. Ticks me off.

You think you can just... hate me just to get a laugh out of yourself. Think about it. You're laughing at somebody else's pain and torture, because I am lonesome, still trying to find a president-free country and to make into an empire. You think I'm just a conman, a cheat, corrupt, whatever you may think. But you know what? You. You! Every last one of you, who has shispressed hate against me? You're the conmen!"


He went on like this for quite a while before at last coming to discuss the confusion over the drawing, which the Trolls had dubbed SheCameForTheDonald.JPG.

"And, by the way," he said. "That is not Ivanka whose eyes are censored; that is MELANIA! And just for-- and just for-- for... taking it up and twisting it around and such!"

Melania was not at all happy about this turn of events and wanted him to back off and leave her alone. It remains to be seen if she will cease contact with him now that she no longer needs to keep up appearances as his First Lady.

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It's hilarious how Trump really can fulfill certain CWC sagas cause god damn his passive aggressive rage over losing was just very noticeable.

Also is it more or does it sound like Trump is out of breath everytime he speaks because I keep hearing him have to breathe or sigh after every word or sentence.
 
Let me tell you about the Melania Saga. Strap in, it's a wild ride.

In all images that exist of Donald and Melania, he is attempting to snuggle, hold her hand, kiss her, or make other romantic gestures. This accomplishes nothing other than making Melania upset and uncomfortable, and this is clearly seen in the photographs.

Donald attempted to win Melania over by entering a contest known as the 2020 election. He bothered everyone he knew to vote for him in this contest, sending e-mails to them all which read;

"This previously submitted Presidential Campaign is among the TOP TWO to win the GRAND PRIZE. And I would TRULY APPRECIATE your generous Vote, so please follow the maps to the USA's Polling Places Voting desks. **I am Candidate NUMBER 1 (scroll down; the one with the R next to the name)** You have the power to make my POLITICAL life SO MUCH BETTER. Thank you :)"

On the day before voting would end, he even gave his campaign a review.

"Such honesty of his situation and devotion for his lucky Country and Melania adds great emotions to his performance. The visually appealing YMCA dance added the best humor and biggest laugh I had among the bunch. I enjoyed the fun background of his assumed-to-be Oval Office. And his informative feedback on mail in voting being bad was truly a wise and great addition. Also, he has nailed the campaign promises :) As this brave POLITICAL warrior so creatively put it at the end 'Make America Great Again!' Truly the cherry on the top of the sundae. A perfect score of 5/5 Stars for his marvelous effort, and smiling at knowing he looked a bit stupid :)"

The contest was not won by Donald, however, and he bore a grudge against the winner Joe Biden for a very long time. He was infuriated, and posted the following on social media:

"This is directed mostly to Biden; the SOB who was the Alphabetically First Candidate in the 2020 Election Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This JERK's Campaign WAS AGAINST the NO MAIL IN VOTES RULE!!!!! His, Jo Jorgenson and Vermin Supreme's CAMPAIGNS ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MAIL IN VOTES!!!!

In any case, I LOATHE Biden and his Running Mate for STEALING my one chance at keeping my Sweet Gal-Friend in the White House; it would have been terrific. I might have even been able to change her outlook on planning to divorce me. (She and I are both remarried; although I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally Rich, 74 YEAR OLD POLITICIAN. And I LOATHE Biden as well, because his MAIL IN VOTES probably landed that JERK in 1st.

I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, "KICK THE BILLIONAIRE" for my whole life.

I curse Biden to DIE and BURN!

As for Biden, if he is reading this and is asking 'You've got something to say to me?' I do, P.S F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B***!"


He even went so far as to film himself shooting a picture of Biden with a toy gun. He finishes the video by declaring; "And THAT... is how angry I am at Joe Biden! He shou'ah been disqualified 'cause he had mail in votes and more than one policy in his freakazoid campaign!"

Later, Donald would discover his Fake News pages and begin his crusade against them. He was particularly upset by the pages' claims that women didn't like him as much as he said they did. So, he mailed CNN a ton of lewd drawings, one of which was a picture of him fingering an unknown woman. Trolls thought that it was a depiction of his daughter Ivanka because of the lack of detail and color in the drawing. Donald was outraged. He made a video addressing the nation after he'd managed to get himself banned from Twitter for sending his army of White Knights to defeat the trolls at the Capitol.

"Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Donald John Trump, the original President of the United States of America back on November Eighth, 2016. Any dates earlier are void. I present this open message because... I have a whole bunch of people in the Country give me hate... Show me a lot of hate... And I do not appreciate it. Ticks me off.

You think you can just... hate me just to get a laugh out of yourself. Think about it. You're laughing at somebody else's pain and torture, because I am lonesome, still trying to find a president-free country and to make into an empire. You think I'm just a conman, a cheat, corrupt, whatever you may think. But you know what? You. You! Every last one of you, who has shispressed hate against me? You're the conmen!"


He went on like this for quite a while before at last coming to discuss the confusion over the drawing, which the Trolls had dubbed SheCameForTheDonald.JPG.

"And, by the way," he said. "That is not Ivanka whose eyes are censored; that is MELANIA! And just for-- and just for-- for... taking it up and twisting it around and such!"

Melania was not at all happy about this turn of events and wanted him to back off and leave her alone. It remains to be seen if she will cease contact with him now that she no longer needs to keep up appearances as his First Lady.

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I love your mash-ups.
 
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