🤝 Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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18 minutes of poor camera work and cringey first date vibes again. playing sick at the zoo and her dog seemed uncomfortable. She yells at a small child at the beginning, so overall, 3/10
She is such an utter malcontent. She always has issues with her dog. She looks for issues to whine about and causes them. What a miserable soul is she. She is interesting to me because she is somewhat in the area I live in.

I am delighted that airlines can finally ban emotion support pets and charge a fee for them. I hope Disney and other places follow suit and stop the insanity.

Also I hate her video skills. Who the fuck wants to watch the fucking ground as she walks places? Its boring as hell and she is so very self absorbed and self righteous. Ugh!!
 
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She is such an utter malcontent. She always has issues with her dog. She looks for issues to whine about and causes them. What a miserable soul is she.
The only joy she seems to get out of life is successfully baiting someone into challenging her or looking at her dog, so she can bitch and complain on the internet or, better yet, cause a big scene.

The last video where she spent ages sitting in a disabled parking spot putting boots on her dog is exactly her MO. Why put boots on the dog in the first place? It's not to protect the dog from the hot pavement because the dog has to stand on it the entire time while she messes about putting them on. It's purely because it makes the dog more obvious and gives it a 'cuter' look, i.e. it's to bait both children and adults into paying attention to it so she can scold them. Ditto taking up the parking space. She and James are clearly hoping someone will need to use it so they can cause a scene. They are disappointed when a car comes along and finds another space to use.

The dog causes most of the attention problems because it doesn't act in the slightest bit like a service dog. A real, actually trained dog for the blind or anything else will look perpetually disinterested in people and things that are not relevant to its task. Her dog is looking around at sounds and people, and although she never films it, probably wagging its tail at the poor unfortunates that interact with it. Of course, the minute it does give all its attention to something Munchie yanks its leash and yells 'no hyper focus!' as if it has the slightest clue what that means... because it, too, is being baited into doing something wrong so she can 'correct' it.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PQ-iYnSsMY0
18 minutes of poor camera work and cringey first date vibes again. playing sick at the zoo and her dog seemed uncomfortable. She yells at a small child at the beginning, so overall, 3/10

Some observations…

Kid aged 5-6 sees a pretty dog and gets excited, exactly as you’d expect from a 5-6 y/o. Regardless of whether the kiddo is autistic, it was nice to see that thrown back in DPMIW’s face by the mother. She hates people, she hates kids, she’s exasperated when those stupid normal people leave the house and visit the same public spaces as her like pet stores and… the mall, a misanthropist’s dream outing.

She reminds me of those SNL skits w/ Rachel Dratch as Debbie Downer. Trip to the zoo with her boyfriend and Wynter, looking at animals and getting some sunlight— sounds like a decent time for most people, “normal people.” The monotone voice. The frustrating necessary drive to get to the zoo. The fact that owning a car means going to the gas station. She is incapable of expressing excitement. I can’t imagine dating her.

She’s scolding the dog for hyperfocusing. I don’t know SD lingo, but it seems normal for a dog in a new environment to look around at the wildlife, just like she and all the visitors at the zoo are doing. What makes the dog’s mild interest in a tiger that looks kind of like a bigger version of him hyperfocusing? My cat sits at the front door all day waiting for this one cat to walk by. If he sees her, he runs between the front door and the windows trying to watch it. A quick glimpse of the outdoor cat walking by makes his day. I’m trying to imagine drawing the curtains and closing the blinds to punish him from being a house cat intrigued by the great outdoors. Let Wynter do normal dog shit like quietly look at the exhibits. Wynter is imaging a life playing outside away from this bitch.

Re: camera work, loved that 10 second portion where the camera is pointed upward showing where the upper wall meets the glass at the tiger exhibit. Had to stop a third of the way through because I'm entering MOTI territory.
 
So now Megan is moving back to Florida, where she will assume her final form: an obnoxious know-it-all who writes 15-paragraph instagram captions telling everyone exactly how and when they are allowed to interact with her and talking shit on every other attention-seeker who wants to bring their dog to Disney. She's already begun the transition from BPD to autism and having completed that, she's now after some physical diagnoses.

As Megan begins her second move to Florida she makes it abundantly clear she will not be chilling out anytime soon.
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Goes to a birthday party Alex threw for Levi. This is the most important photo in this entire timeline because that is the true love of my life, Amanda "Skinwalker" Winig in the background looking all kinds of perfectly skelly. I shared other pictures from this party on Alex's timeline, mostly of her beautiful skelly knees (reposted below). I was going to lay off her because around this time last week she had started eating and gotten back to a human weight but from everything I have heard she's back to purging every time she inhales too deeply around food, so she's fair game again. God she's wonderful.
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Some of her followers ask her to put trigger warnings up for posts where her marks from cutting herself are visible and her answer is NO U. Enough people complained that insta took it down. This is the same woman who feels comfortable telling everyone else how they are to act for her sake, but she can't just put up a black image that says "tw visible self harm" in the first photo slot. I am not a fan of trigger warnings at all; I think if you can't handle being exposed to something you should police your OWN social media use, not everyone else's. But whatever, she wants to say everyone else has to act a certain way but loses her shit if she is held to the same standards.
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Another post about how what she did was fine but if you do it too you're horrible.
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You know what would help the public be educated? Educating them when they ask questions instead of screeching that nothing is any of their business. Sending her dog out in a store to find the other attention-seeker
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"I want to have all the attention, sympathy, and any other perks this diagnosis may offer without suffering any of the negative consequences thereof."
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Here Megan tells us that she made multiple serious suicide attempts in the few months she was back in Pa and was also "passively" killing herself by not taking care of herself, but now that's over because Disney magic.
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Megan is mad that Disney doesn't inconvenience other people by giving her a private car to herself on the monorail but instead increases efficiency by packing people in at peak times. Now using her shiny autism diagnosis to claim she has "meltdowns" she never had before.
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I'm not a bitch, it's the autism! Memory loss from trauma, everyone else clapped. All of this happened in line to meet other adults in costume. Megan who normally screeches about mental health not being taken seriously decides this random woman is insane and deserves ridicule.
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Megan tries to justify why adults in costume are allowed to pet her dog but everyone else gets screeched at. Answer: autism.
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lol remember when she was complaining about people bringing their reactive dogs to PetSmart to work on reactivity?
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Justifying needing her dog off leash when she constantly complains that people are getting in her space and other fake service dogs are everywhere.
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I don't need to tell you why I need a service dog it's my choice!!!!!
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jesus fucking christ.
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Always bothered by people in her personal space. Goes to Disney World every other day. Sure.
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I love how this girl who needs forearm crutches and a tilite wheelchair because she dislocates everything every day is just fine crouching next to her dog.
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Megan gets more media notice for having "the disney dog" and her following grows again, leading her to feel even more entitled to talk about how everyone else is allowed to live. She can't be held responsible for anything because autism.
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"Everyone is responsible for their own mental health" says the woman who constantly threatens suicide and has "meltdowns" because someone didn't follow her rules.
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Someone had the audacity to tell her that the dog needed to be on a leash, then wouldn't even give her a fast pass to one of the only rides there that always has a line 2+ hours long.
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"All my problems are worse at Disney but it's worth it"
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Megan admitting she knew fuck all about dog training when she decided to train her own service dog, insists she didn't just get lucky with an even-tempered dog
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I'll take "things that never happened" for 1000
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Oh no, a CM is afraid of dogs! Call the police!
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"It's not my job to explain why you can't pet my dog!" even though that's about 90% of what she posts.
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As you read this long post about how she kept herself sedated all the time and constantly had meltdowns and suicidal ideation remember that she worked at a daycare
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She has made herself the authority on everything and writes these long-ass walls of text about any topic she can think about. As you can see her number of likes has gone up exponentially in a few weeks as she gets more and more media attention.
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Acknowledges the dog gets more attention because of how she dresses it, but that's not her problem, it's everyone elses.
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Justifying why she spends her entire life at Disney
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Most peoples lives suck, Megan, we just learn how to be adults about it.
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Still trying to convince herself that her BPD is autism
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More justifying why Disney is okay but everywhere else is not
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Uh, I don't think anyone has thought this since 1955 but ok. I'm pretty sure it's just thinking someone who tries to kill themselves anytime life gets a little stressful shouldn't be in charge of keeping children alive.
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Just because i'm always at Disney doesn't mean I'm not super disabled, here's 50 posts about how I'm sad.
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another one who pretends to cry in public so her dog nose boops
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expandingintelligence is the group Cassie works with
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YES, Demanding personal space in a crowded theme park is unreasonable. People pay a lot to go there from all over the world and this may be the only chance they get to visit in their lives. You're 10 minutes away. If you're that badly affected by it, go home.
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alerting to anxiety because you know
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She starts getting more and more pseudo-deep and posting these L O N G captions about herself
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These may be the cringiest thing any of them have written holy shit
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Soon we return to our regularly scheduled content of a daily complaint because someone acknowledged her dog. You know any normal person would just... stop going.
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Not at Disney all the time just most of the time. Trying her hand at fitness again. (Spoiler: she gives up)
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Baby's first ER selfie. Surprise! She has anxiety. This marks the turning point when Megan stops being satisfied with muh mentals muh autism and wants to move on to physical ailments but keeps getting referred to psych.
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"It's okay for me to go to Disney in a pandemic you fear mongers"
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Oh oh oh my soap box! I actually did ADA compliance for historic sites for a while. It's not just unreasonable but impossible for every site to be accessible to every disability. First of all dis bitch doesn't understand how fucking much retrofitting accessibility costs; it's easily enough to bankrupt a small business and we just don't have the grant programs that some other countries do here in the US. But also because things people need are often contradictory (as she points out) so you have to consider which is most likely to be helpful. There's going to be outliers in every situation. The ADA allows some businesses to forego these changes altogether if they can provide a reasonable alternative to service, like having meetings over Zoom, which people like Megan used to whine about not being as good except now that's what everyone has to do. It also may be simply impossible; if a building was constructed before the ADA the hallways and doorways may be entirely too narrow for a wheelchair to negotiate and therefore it's a waste of money to install a ramp and automatic doors because getting inside doesn't solve the problem. They would have to totally gut the building to make it wheelchair friendly, destroying any historic integrity the building may have, reducing the useable floor space, and costing a fortune if it's even possible and it might not be. Some historic places can't be retrofitted even if they've been so stripped that there's no historic fabric to salvage just because buildings from 1890 were not made to stand up to the floor plans of 2020 or support an elevator - it will destabilize the whole structure and require even more work to shore everything up during retrofit. For reference, my last major project was stabilizing a small building from 1855 that had been improperly gutted (not to fix it, not to make it inhabitable, but just to make sure it didn't fall down before they could get a contractor in to fix their fuck ups) cost about $60k, which they can afford because they got a grant specifically for this. As the kids say, thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Things I like = AUTISM.
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She moves in with Rose and Willow and now suddenly the paramedics have to come for her mysterious medical episodes. That pic of her twin bed with the child's Frozen canopy over it with a caption saying they watched Frozen 2 four times in a single day is just beyond pathetic. Nala now alerts to her new medical episodes.
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Hospitalized but don't ask why, it's not her mentals this time it's something real and medical that she can't discuss.
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Has the sadz, must theme park but DON'T APPROACH!!!!!!!
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Continuing the transition from crazy bitch to sick bitch, florida hospitals bad
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Adds goggles to her dog's getup. "Why does everyone try to distract my dog?!" IDK maybe because "omg that dog is wearing shoes and goggles!!!" Cool it's for the dog's safety but my dogs just wear light-up collars and harnesses for normal night walkies and i've had to accept that every third person who sees us is going to ask where I got them.
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If you donate to this other attention seeker's service dog fund, Megan will send you a polaroid. Thanks but no thanks I'd rather not have an insane munchie with BPD knowing where I live.
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FUCKING HELL STOP TAKING YOUR DOGS ON ESCALATORS YOU STUPID CUNTS
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More proof that mom didn't think she needed her dog with her all the time
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Megan is DONE being nice (suggesting she was ever nice). Nala alerts 32 minutes in advance of these mysterious medical episodes she won't elaborate on.
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Having done absolutely fuck all with her life and sleeping in a child's bed with Disney movies on a loop, surrounded by stuffed toys and Frozen bedding, Megan has decide she's not going to live her life to anyone else's standards.
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Angry that people suggest being dragged to Disney every day of her life is not a great life for a dog
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Surrounded by toys, children's movie on TV, and eating the same impeccable diet as the rest of them

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Getting a new SD because having just one dog with you at Disney is so 2017.
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Finally we learn that (one of) the new mystery conditions that Nala can alert to is migraines, and she gives a half hour warning that one is coming on. Gosh, that sounds ... exactly like what her roommate claims her dog can do?? Wow, what are the odds?!
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"I used to feel like a nobody but then I got a dog and an annual pass and got on the news."
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Oh Jesus christ it's another fucking poodle. Laugh at her art tho. Dog's name is Zazu
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What the fuck kind of lazy SOB makes their puppy use a litter box?
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Doctors are finally taking her seriously and everyone who doesn't believe her is toxic.
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Once again, she's not retiring the older dog. She's going to be working them in tandem.
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And she just loves the extensive grooming he requires! Can't work, can't do anything productive, but grooming her dog for 15 hours a week is great! At just a few weeks old he's getting good at "meltdown response."
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Another post freaking out that not everyone is thrilled with all these attention-seekers dragging dogs to Disney every other day. On zazu's account, legitimizing people taking their stupid rats out in strollers.
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Oh look. Balance issues, falling down, joint problems. Gosh, I wonder where this could possibly be going! 7 day migraine but has been posting from disney in the last 4 days lol. Zazu is also psychic and alerts to migraines. No, most pet dogs can't alert to migraines. It's incredibly debatable whether any of them can alert to migraines and usually the evidence is anecdotal and the "migraines" are actually just normal headaches triggered by the "alert."
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Puppy you've already said is obsessed with you is licking your face or wants to play? ALERT!!!
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Megan deactivated her account, waited for people to notice, reactivated to let them know she appreciated their concern. Digital suicide bait.
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I HAVE TO GO TO DISNEY OR I WILL KILL MYSELF. Yeah a theme park for half an hour is not any more dangerous than walmart for half an hour but the only people who spend hours and hours at walmart multiple time per week are walmart employees who have to.
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Got a poodle because she wanted to spend 15 hours a week grooming it.
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And that brings us up to now. I'm guessing we're in for a munchie combo platter saga in 2021 and that one of the reason she decided she needed two service dogs is she wants one or both to pull her fat ass around in a wheelchair.

Next up is another entitled obnoxious cunt but then I swear we get back to too-dumb-to-live hilarious malingerers who fail at everything for our amusement.

I was trying to figure out why I recognize this chick. She posts all over a Disney annual passholders Facebook group I used to belong to, that’s why. More attention seeking.

I wish Disney would try and get a wrap on these fake service dogs. Ban characters from posing with them. If the dog is posed for a picture, they're distracted. That's too much of a liability. Ban photopass photographers from taking their pictures for the same reason. Don't let owners dress up the dog all ridiculous. Disney would no longer be the favorite place for all these munchies to "train."

But that will never happen. This is great free publicity.
 
I was trying to figure out why I recognize this chick. She posts all over a Disney annual passholders Facebook group I used to belong to, that’s why. More attention seeking.

I wish Disney would try and get a wrap on these fake service dogs. Ban characters from posing with them. If the dog is posed for a picture, they're distracted. That's too much of a liability. Ban photopass photographers from taking their pictures for the same reason. Don't let owners dress up the dog all ridiculous. Disney would no longer be the favorite place for all these munchies to "train."

But that will never happen. This is great free publicity.
AK at least cracked down on them bringing their dogs through areas with prey animals on display like the aviary. Last time I was there, all those points had signs directing service dog handlers around instead of through the building. And the DAS system has cracked down on huge Brazilian tour groups hiring a cripple to accompany them so they could jump all the lines, although there's still plenty of ways to exploit it.

Last year I went with the nieces and nephews to see some characters at Hollywood Studio. They're all very little, 8 and under, so not too many rides there for them but they like Star Wars so of course gotta go there. Baby niece, who had been fighting sleep and extremely cranky, fell asleep in her stroller almost as soon as we got there and we were not allowed to queue for any character with her because the stroller posed "a safety issue". I either had to wake up the 1 year old or tell the others that we weren't going to see BB-8 that day. While still trying to decide which screaming i'd rather listen to, a pod of landwhale adults on rented scootie puffs got in the queue with no issue. So my little 5lb folding umbrella stroller is a safety issue worth disappointing six children who think that is the Chewbacca, but those three adults who ate themselves disabled and would crush your foot if they ran you over, who know that inside that costume is a 22 year old making minimum wage? No problem, come right in.

It's really amazing how much they cater to adults these days. I know we're the ones spending the money, but christ, it's still a park for kids, especially the costumed characters.


First time poster but long time lurker. I’m not sure how to archive but I do have screenshots+ a screen recording.

It looks like Paige is having something amputated.

You done good, thanks for saving this before she DFEs again. Any idea what she's getting hacked off?

EDIT: EGADS. Apparently can't keep her story straight on how she did this but she has had septic arthritis for weeks. I can't imagine being this wall-licking insane to die piece-by-piece on purpose.
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AK at least cracked down on them bringing their dogs through areas with prey animals on display like the aviary. Last time I was there, all those points had signs directing service dog handlers around instead of through the building. And the DAS system has cracked down on huge Brazilian tour groups hiring a cripple to accompany them so they could jump all the lines, although there's still plenty of ways to exploit it.

Last year I went with the nieces and nephews to see some characters at Hollywood Studio. They're all very little, 8 and under, so not too many rides there for them but they like Star Wars so of course gotta go there. Baby niece, who had been fighting sleep and extremely cranky, fell asleep in her stroller almost as soon as we got there and we were not allowed to queue for any character with her because the stroller posed "a safety issue". I either had to wake up the 1 year old or tell the others that we weren't going to see BB-8 that day. While still trying to decide which screaming i'd rather listen to, a pod of landwhale adults on rented scootie puffs got in the queue with no issue. So my little 5lb folding umbrella stroller is a safety issue worth disappointing six children who think that is the Chewbacca, but those three adults who ate themselves disabled and would crush your foot if they ran you over, who know that inside that costume is a 22 year old making minimum wage? No problem, come right in.

It's really amazing how much they cater to adults these days. I know we're the ones spending the money, but christ, it's still a park for kids, especially the costumed characters.




You done good, thanks for saving this before she DFEs again. Any idea what she's getting hacked off?

EDIT: EGADS. Apparently can't keep her story straight on how she did this but she has had septic arthritis for weeks. I can't imagine being this wall-licking insane to die piece-by-piece on purpose.
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These are both referencing her hand. I like the cutting pastry excuse, considering her terminal intestinal failure is killing her story.
 
Woo, farms is back up! I was worried I'd have to do my actual job for a second there.

So my last post about Megan, there was a strange-looking chick with a poodle and forearm crutches that hung around a lot, usually tagged as full.service.cafe. Her name is Rae. I think it's actually Rachael but I don't think I ever totally confirmed that. I found her boyfriend's account but he rarely posts, her current tumblr doesn't help much, and she scrubbed her previous one. She's one of the ones who learned that the fewer details she gives out the harder it is to call her on her bullshit. She's also gone totally radio silent since Rona started. If she didn't pop up in other people's photos so often I'd have just ignored her but that wouldn't be fair to the others.

She's also an animal hoarder or some shit and another one who apparently waited until her man-servant was in a situation that made it difficult to leave her before she started munching.

Rae is from New Hampshire. From what little I can find (both she and her boyfriend started their insta accounts at the end of their senior year and I never bothered finding her full name because it was too much work), she was a normal teen girl from New England riding horses and going out in the woods with her friends up until her move. She had hobbies, people she hung around with that were not insane attention-seekers, and never mentioned Disney at all. She had a little Aussie named Penny that was a mere pampered pet and a horse named Felicity along with a couple of cats.
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About a year after she graduated high school she and her family moved to somewhere near Cocoa Beach, Fl, taking her boyfriend along.
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Mere weeks after the move, she starts posting about her pain and how she lives on the floor.
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Weeks after that, she buys Zeppole, her future service dog.
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She makes Zeppole his own account tags EDS, POTS, and fibromyalgia. Yes, she does the obnoxious "post as my pet" thing.
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Girl who previously showed herself crouching on uneven terrain in the woods to take photos and living an active outdoors life now can't bend down to treat her dog.
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And the next photo: crouching down to play with puppy.
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"Did you know that my mom also suffers from severe mental illness?" Nope, would have never guessed. Undiagnosed, of course.
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"If you can't afford the vet, you can't afford the pet."
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Can't figure out why her puppy is cranky. Turns out she's not feeding him enough.
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Rae's going to Mayo Clinic to see a geneticist. Next day posts about going out with none other than Susan Grill, the crazy poodle lady.
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More proof she wasn't faking sick before - it was apparently news to her friends back home. So what I reckon is she got this young man she's dating away from his family and friends back home and waited for him to get a new job and life in Florida before deciding to tap out of life and be a spoonie instead. And now he feels obligated to stay and provide for her. Speculation but some pictures he is in have a very "blink twice if you need help" vibe. His old instagram account is rarely updated and usually it's just to talk about how she's the best girlfriend ever. Weirddddd. Pink treat pouch is the same one Jaquie and Alex had
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So she claims she was officially diagnosed hEDS by a Mayo geneticist. Worth noting Jaquie claimed to be diagnosed by Mayo as well, but what she was actually told was she had some hypermobility (like many young women do).
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Jaquie's EDS "diagnosis" came from a neurologist at Mayo Clinic she was seeing for migraines, Dr. Todd Rozen. Neurologist said she had hypermobility in her upper extremities and that hEDS (which Jaquie was already seeking a diagnosis of and likely brought up herself) is one thing that could cause hypermobility. Weeks later she would claim this was the first time she ever heard of EDS despite having discussed it with followers on instagram prior to the conversation with Rozen. She also explicitly stated she had virtually none of the symptoms - her skin wasn't stretchy, she didn't bruise easily, she had never dislocated anything. She had been complaining of excruciating muscle spasms, not joint pain or dislocations, right up until Mayo's neurogeneticist told her she didn't have EDS but benign hypermobility. After this she crowd sourced an "EDS-literate geneticist" in Gainesville and Trevino who "looked into anomalies Mayo Clinic couldn't explain" and concluded she had EDS. She also started claiming the neurologist at Mayo was also a hypermobility specialist (real speciality: headaches) and that another neurologist found she had extreme hypermobility in her neck and could become paralyzed from it. Within a week or two of her first appointment with the good doc she was claiming constant dislocations. For the rest of her life she would say she got her EDS diagnosis from Mayo Clinic and it was confirmed by a second opinion from the geneticist in Gainesville when asked.


Susan's dog alerts to Rae's HR spike. Hopes her dog will learn to alert to her heart rate too
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These are precursors to wheelchair tasks, so she's already decided she wants a chair lol
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Fishing for narcolepsy, making her own zebrafied vests, taking the puppy to Disney
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Brings puppy to wommart, has to sit on the floor in the middle of an aisle as is tradition. Previews of coming attractions in the comments: hoping it doesn't get so bad she passes out + random drive-by by Whitney, our next volunteer.
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First omg don't look at my dog, and for once it's justified.
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One month after getting Zeppole, Rae gets this husky puppy, Dahlia, apparently on impulse. She works at a groomer and I don't know if someone came in with this puppy looking to sell or what. Now she has three dogs total, two are very young puppies.
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Goes to Disney again with the crazy poodle lady. Crouching down as always, great for POTS and EDS joints I hear. DPT for chronic pain.
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In September 2017 Irma spanked Florida and Rae & Co evacuated back to New Hampshire to stay with boyfriend's family. That pink leash is a Ruffwear Slackline that Jaquie used in the same color.
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Living creature who is also your life-saving medical device? NBD just let him sleep in the hatch back on a pile of shit rather than someplace even remotely safe!
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Back in Florida, she continues to reach for that big prize, teaching Zeppole to work the handicap door buttons for the day she will be in a wheelchair. Never mind that they build those buttons to be accessible to people in wheelchairs and unless you're a quadruplegic with limited or no control of your upper extremities, you should be able to activate them yourself. Or that when Rae does get a wheelchair it's a manual as seen in Megan's timeline,
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Now she's at Disney all the time. Dog alerts to her heart rate, of course.
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Fishing for MCAS. Skin picking. Later on down the line she will show up with pockmarks all over her legs that I think are the result of this habit but to be fair, she never mentions them and, at least on instagram, does not appear to pretend they are anything else.
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Susan was getting cancelled over something so people were lovebombing her on insta. This was before her Disney lolsuit so I don't know what she did other than be crazy.
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Baby's first wheelchair pic. They grow up so fast!
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Zepp catches a ... sleep attack? I guess? She's not hashtagging narcolepsy but she did hashtag #CSS, which she later explains is central sensitivity syndrome, which appears to be the larger dumpster fire into which smaller dumpster fires like fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue syndrome, and IBS are sorted.
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Needs a wheelchair for POTS, fatigue, and EDS. Can ride a bike in the florida heat.
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Answering a newly diagnosed T1 Diabetic who thinks she also has pots.
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Stratigically placed Vibedration bag, a brand Jaquie shilled hard. Alas, this is not the start of a "port for my salt water" saga.
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Rae has a handicap placard. Someone leaves a note saying that people with real disabilities need her parking space but omg she's totally really disabled!!!! Day before: riding her bike with the dogs.
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Four days later: wheelchair at EPCOT.
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dyed her dog's ass like the rest of them, don't you dare pay attention to him
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I wonder if the doctors who sent her to PT know she's out riding her bike all the time... Anyway this washes with the mayo hypermobility diagnosis, as Jaquie was also sent to PT right after her diagnosis and kept it up for as long as it took to get an appointment with Trevino.
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Rae goes for her sleep study. No one told her she had to actually STAY there omg!!!!
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ER trip. Ended up being a sprained knee because some dogs barreled into her.
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These are funny back to back. First off it's Megan's first message with Rae who she will soon be BFFs with, but also because Megan is like THE most judgmental person in the community and holds everyone else's dogs (and children) to standards she believes her dog and few others can meet while excusing other things SD groups frown on because she does them therefore they're okay. They didn't hit it off at first, I guess, because Megan was back a few days later begging again.
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Finally goes to psych appointment. Around this point she has been sneaking new diagnoses into her hashtag cloud then removing them after a post or two.
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Omg a surprise? For me?!
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Ah fuck. It's a poodle. She is DEFIANTLY acting like her brother!
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Dyeing the INSIDE of that dogs ears triggers me so much.
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Man for how much Megan acts like she's too good for everyone now, she sure had to beg people to be around her at first
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brought BOTH her puppies out to train at Disney. One is barely 8 months old and the other is like three months. Also suggests she is planning on training Zepp for "bracing" which is heavy mobility. She needs to wait until he's done growing, get his joints checked, and have someone who actually knows what they're doing train that and even then the ethics are dicey. Get a fucking cane.
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Just a few weeks after getting Essie, she buys ANOTHER puppy. That is now four puppies in a year. More hashtags join the parade.
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STOP. PUTTING DOGS. ON THE ESCALATOR. They do not understand it or the danger it poses any more than a baby does. It takes half a second for a toe or a tail to get caught and torn off by an unthinking machine.
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A few encounters with people doubting they need service dogs (because they don't)
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Not weight bearing yet.
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"prescribed to her" girl quit your bullshit, you weren't even diagnosed when you bought him. Holy shit the house includes six dogs and five cats.
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Wow you maybe think four puppies under a year old was too much when you claim to be the most disabledest exhaustedest girl ever?
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Yeah sure, you need that cane.
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sitting on the floor at wommart again. I swear half her pictures are just her sitting on the floor of some random store
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Almost like it's some kind of trend to claim you have this specific genetic disease. Ooo what's that on the left? Could it be...
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Defiantly a poodle girl. No one will tell Rae she can't be a poodle girl.
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Oooh that's what was on the left! Zebra print smart crutches show up.
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After this she stops putting Zeppole's age in her posts and it's all pood all day.
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Sometime around here she makes the tumblr that still exists and I have to lol at the last line. "My illnesses are not your trend." Really? It's the expected Tumblr spoonie content, muh mentals and an SJW-approved excuse to not participate in life for every possible situation, all served up in tiny text of eye-searing pink on a pink background. Worth noting this layout also overrode my computer's internal font enlarger thing. Well that's not very disability-friendly. Somehow even worse in high-contrast mode, another thing I use to mitigate my very serious disability of mild myopia with comorbid too lazy to find my glasses. Not much original content, lots of reblogging other people's screeching including that of Jennifer Brea, the ME/CFS truther who made the documentary Unrest and now claims she was cured by a spinal fusion or something. She updates this in very rare spurts and frankly it's not worth the headache her layout will cause.
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Although this is funny.
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And so is this. Why didn't you want your friends to see this? (Note the dates here don't have a year, but these are not recent posts)
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This hot pink teacup poodle in doll pajamas was apparently also a service dog (of course) for Susan Grill's sister. I can't find if it's still alive but also I don't care.
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Getting attention from fuckin huffpo
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Went for a sleep study finally, needed her puppy there because ???
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Goes home to NH, brings only Essie even though theoretically the older dog who has been training longer was a better choice. Hasn't mentioned why she phased him out.
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Tilite Aero Z appears out of nowhere.
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Smart crutches have been replaced by ergobaum.
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In December Rae and her boyfriend move out of her family home, leaving the first dog (Penny the aussie) with her parents.
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In January they buy ANOTHER FUCKING PUPPY
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You ARE able-bodied people, hun
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For some reason Rae gets really mad when people call her dog a "chocolate poodle." She's mentioned it like five times. I think it's because she herself wants to be seen as a redhead even though her hair is a dye job. Non- dog people don't know this shit, dude. They know labradors and that the brown lab is called "chocolate" therefore your slightly reddish brown dog is also chocolate. Blah blah blah no one respecks the vest
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lol I love that she never learns the difference between "definitely" and "defiantly," it just never stops tickling my funny bone.
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Prong collar debate, "I'm disabled!" accessories from amazon.
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Goes to a new PCP and it goes great!!
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I tried to see if this was Trevino's office and I don't think it is but I did discover something hilarious about Trevino's website. How embarrassing.
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So the reason Zeppole was kicked to the curb was he was too puppy and she didn't want to do that much work, so instead she got another puppy.
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A new diagnosis? what could it be?!
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"For stimming purposes." Sounds like another one who finds out she's autistic and suddenly has to stim. Tumblr content switches to a bunch of reblogged HAPPY STIM!!! crap.
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Tractor Supply is dog-friendly. She's not training yet another dog to take to Disney. Anyway this is that leg rash thing I was talking about.
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Entitled munchie complaining about other peoples' entitlement.
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3 day aEEG for ...seizures I guess? Maybe there is some other reason this is done but Professor Google only gives me epilepsy.
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Susan ded, here is bad art then back to regularly scheduled content.
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Lol. Wheelchair for POTS. aEEG presumably for seizures. Disorder that causes heat sensitivity in Florida. NEW BIKE!!!
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This is about that post that Megan made and deleted about her home being abusive so GIBS
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Reposting only because god I love my skelly queen in the back.
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Crouching down next to her cane and her dog. oh look it's alex oh look it's jess
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This task is the thing Megan uses to justify keeping her dog off leash all the time so of course Rae needs it now too
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Now that she's reunited with Megan they have become one being of perpetual kvetch. Okay the vet story would have me upset too but like, every other post might as well be copy-pasted from Megan's page.
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Looks like she is using this spindly fuck to pull her around in the chair now.
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Gonna do college.
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Why are they always crouching next to their dogs?
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Covid hits and Rae must stop going to the college classes she just started.
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Ugh, so over this pandemic thing that's killing hundreds of thousands of people in the US alone!
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Deprived of her Disney outings Rae has entirely stopped posting as of May. She might have updated her tumblr a few times since then but if so, it's all been reblogs about 'tism.



And with that, I am done with poodles. Next two are good old fashioned munchie antics by a pair of unfathomably stupid individuals who fail so hard you almost want them to win.
 
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AK at least cracked down on them bringing their dogs through areas with prey animals on display like the aviary. Last time I was there, all those points had signs directing service dog handlers around instead of through the building. And the DAS system has cracked down on huge Brazilian tour groups hiring a cripple to accompany them so they could jump all the lines, although there's still plenty of ways to exploit it.

Last year I went with the nieces and nephews to see some characters at Hollywood Studio. They're all very little, 8 and under, so not too many rides there for them but they like Star Wars so of course gotta go there. Baby niece, who had been fighting sleep and extremely cranky, fell asleep in her stroller almost as soon as we got there and we were not allowed to queue for any character with her because the stroller posed "a safety issue". I either had to wake up the 1 year old or tell the others that we weren't going to see BB-8 that day. While still trying to decide which screaming i'd rather listen to, a pod of landwhale adults on rented scootie puffs got in the queue with no issue. So my little 5lb folding umbrella stroller is a safety issue worth disappointing six children who think that is the Chewbacca, but those three adults who ate themselves disabled and would crush your foot if they ran you over, who know that inside that costume is a 22 year old making minimum wage? No problem, come right in.

It's really amazing how much they cater to adults these days. I know we're the ones spending the money, but christ, it's still a park for kids, especially the costumed characters.




You done good, thanks for saving this before she DFEs again. Any idea what she's getting hacked off?

EDIT: EGADS. Apparently can't keep her story straight on how she did this but she has had septic arthritis for weeks. I can't imagine being this wall-licking insane to die piece-by-piece on purpose.
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The scooters are straight up maddening. I get wanting your park to be accessible. That's a worthy goal. But c'mon.
 
Her hand is gone. Bring on the phantom pains.
Unfuckinbelievable. She actually is munching herself away bit by bit. Did she just lose 2 fingers. I assume that since it looked like the surgeon had marked that area off in one of the pics. Can t wait to see what complications she causes with the healing and recovery.

I assume she lives in some sort of medical care facility now. I think she called it hospice once but you don't get to live in hospice for years. Hopefully she is in a locked unit as a human munchie guinea pig since they know exactly what she is and are studying her for future medical publications on her case.

I'd like to our hardest and most dedicated munchers locked up together so they can be studied. It would be like the munchie Olympics in there with everyone trying to be the most sickest girl ever.

I would nominate, page, Kelly and DontPetMeImWorking. Dpmiw isn't such a hardcore muncher but with a lil competition she might just be fun to watch. Cuz right now she is dull as shit and so smug that I want to punch her and take her dog and send him to a more suitable climate with an owner who isn't the Debbie Downer of munchie land.

Her dog pisses me off the most and makes me hate her. I am local to her area and I know how miserable the heat and humidity are here in the summer and I am a human with air conditioning. I can't even imagine what that poor furry husky goes thru.
 
@Kate Farms Shill, I don't know where we would be without your exceptional investigative journalism.
Exceptional being the key word.

The best part is every time I archived one, I'd find another that was somehow funnier. They're all competing with each other and making increasingly far out claims and it's hilarious. I am legitimately surprised none of them got the coof. Which says a lot about their enviably robust immune systems, but I expected at least one to be licking doorknobs at Disney going after that sweet sweet ventilator selfie.

They also crib all their notes from other munchies and then further embellish them. It's like that telephone game. You start with "Ehlers-Danlos syndrome is a genetic disorder affecting collagen" and get 'my EDS was caused by a car accident and only affects the right side of my body"

I'd like to our hardest and most dedicated munchers locked up together so they can be studied. It would be like the munchie Olympics in there with everyone trying to be the most sickest girl ever.
HEY I have some dedicated and hardcore lunatics coming up. Don't count my girls out yet. We haven't even gotten to our first true confirmed Trevino patient.
 
Exceptional being the key word.

The best part is every time I archived one, I'd find another that was somehow funnier. They're all competing with each other and making increasingly far out claims and it's hilarious. I am legitimately surprised none of them got the coof. Which says a lot about their enviably robust immune systems, but I expected at least one to be licking doorknobs at Disney going after that sweet sweet ventilator selfie.

They also crib all their notes from other munchies and then further embellish them. It's like that telephone game. You start with "Ehlers-Danlos syndrome is a genetic disorder affecting collagen" and get 'my EDS was caused by a car accident and only affects the right side of my body"


HEY I have some dedicated and hardcore lunatics coming up. Don't count my girls out yet. We haven't even gotten to our first true confirmed Trevino patient.
Oh you should be the top headhunter scouting talent for the munchie Olympics. You always find some that would be sure to win many gold medals in the munchie Olympics.

Your dedication and research is world class. Your impeccable deep diving and reporting give this thread such life and it would likely be on life support without you here. I always look forward to your new discoveries as well as your updates on our old favorites.
 
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