🤝 Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Cold Waffle]

I've wondered about her. I'd love to do a deep dive, but I can't stand her weird 1950s tv housewife affect. The idea of putting myself through that much of her content is unappealing, especially if there's nothing there in the end. But if someone else did the work, I'd be interested in a synopsis of her medical history. She seems a bit over the top.

I think she's part genuine and part OTT. She had nerve testing done for her neurological stuff, but I figure she probably plays things up. POTS being in the mix is a red flag, methinks.

In other news, Bernadette "Bee" Crisp has taken to drooling grape juice ("non-alcoholic wine") on Instagram, complete with a bib and a sponge on a stick. What gastro diagnosis does she claim to have that requires her to sponge liquids into her mouth and dribble it out without swallowing? Jesus tapdancing christ it's grotesque and infantile.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

So I follow this thread a bit, and I was wondering something that maybe someone could answer,

Why do all these people have huskies? Huskies are a bitch to train at the best of times, but all these idiots have huskies as their super duper specially self trained service dogs.

Huskies need miles of walking a day. Cripples should be banned from owning them.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

I think she's part genuine and part OTT. She had nerve testing done for her neurological stuff, but I figure she probably plays things up. POTS being in the mix is a red flag, methinks.

In other news, Bernadette "Bee" Crisp has taken to drooling grape juice ("non-alcoholic wine") on Instagram, complete with a bib and a sponge on a stick. What gastro diagnosis does she claim to have that requires her to sponge liquids into her mouth and dribble it out without swallowing? Jesus tapdancing christ it's grotesque and infantile.
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This fuckery. My God.

 

[brooky]

I think she's part genuine and part OTT. She had nerve testing done for her neurological stuff, but I figure she probably plays things up. POTS being in the mix is a red flag, methinks.

In other news, Bernadette "Bee" Crisp has taken to drooling grape juice ("non-alcoholic wine") on Instagram, complete with a bib and a sponge on a stick. What gastro diagnosis does she claim to have that requires her to sponge liquids into her mouth and dribble it out without swallowing? Jesus tapdancing christ it's grotesque and infantile.
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Is there a munchie version of feeders? Who on earth are these photos for?

 

[another idiot]

I think she's part genuine and part OTT. She had nerve testing done for her neurological stuff, but I figure she probably plays things up. POTS being in the mix is a red flag, methinks.

In other news, Bernadette "Bee" Crisp has taken to drooling grape juice ("non-alcoholic wine") on Instagram, complete with a bib and a sponge on a stick. What gastro diagnosis does she claim to have that requires her to sponge liquids into her mouth and dribble it out without swallowing? Jesus tapdancing christ it's grotesque and infantile.
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This has to be a fetish. That's why her followers never seem to notice the inconsistencies, they just don't give a fuck because they're only there to jerk off to the drooling fake-tard.

 

[Cold Waffle]

Is there a munchie version of feeders? Who on earth are these photos for?

Oh, you sweet spring child. She doesn't just post photos; she posts videos, too. You can find it by clicking through here.
ETA: Video archive. Interpret the sucking and eyebrow waggle as you wish.

 

[griftinsincebeengriftin]

I don’t think it’s fetish stuff with Bee because all of her followers are, like, nine years old. They’re the only group of people who would believe her bullshit because they don’t know any better.

edit: just saw the video of her deep throating the swab. I retract my previous statement about it not being a fetish thing. What the fuck.

 

[KifflomKween]

Oh, you sweet spring child. She doesn't just post photos; she posts videos, too. You can find it by clicking through here.
ETA: Video archive. Interpret the sucking and eyebrow waggle as you wish.
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Is she munching being retarded?

 

[Cold Waffle]

Is she munching being retarded?

She cosplays having CP. She has a feeding tube and is in a wheelchair. She used to have use a super adaptive motorized chair (complete with safety harness), but recently moved to self-propelled in a miraculous recovery through the PoWEr of dAnCe. She used to require PT assistance to even sit up. Now she tard flails around and enters phony instagram dance competitions, dancing from her hospital bed. Like many others around here, I wouldn't be surprised if we got a Grandpa Joe moment: when she hops up and can magically walk again. My bets are on her walking like Bambi on ice.

 

[LabRat321]

Oh, you sweet spring child. She doesn't just post photos; she posts videos, too. You can find it by clicking through here.
ETA: Video archive. Interpret the sucking and eyebrow waggle as you wish.
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For the entire thing she's acting like she can't close her mouth and at 0:27 she very clearly intentionally pushes it to dribble out of her mouth, but then at 0:32 she can somehow make a complete seal with her lips to blow with a significant amount of force through the small straw?
Miraculous.
And by miraculous I mean disgusting.

I don’t think it’s fetish stuff with Bee because all of her followers are, like, nine years old. They’re the only group of people who would believe her bullshit because they don’t know any better.

edit: just saw the video of her deep throating the swab. I retract my previous statement about it not being a fetish thing. What the fuck.

It could be some extreme form of DD/LG or something. I could imagine some people fetishizing having sex with disabled people as a power and control thing, wanting to take advantage of them, or as a taboo thing. Children and adults who are actually seriously disabled are at a much higher risk for sexual abuse, though some of that is certainly about access and ability, not preference.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Sorry if this is OT but I wasn't sure where to ask and here seemed a good bet. Has anyone heard of a munchie instagrammer, the_feeding_of_the_fox, or imogen fox?

Shes for a huge thing for showing her choobz to everyone.

Dont look before food.

I was just wondering if anyone had heard of her.

 

[Rancid Spilled Milk]

Sorry if this is OT but I wasn't sure where to ask and here seemed a good bet. Has anyone heard of a munchie instagrammer, the_feeding_of_the_fox, or imogen fox?

Shes for a huge thing for showing her choobz to everyone.

Dont look before food.

I was just wondering if anyone had heard of her.

All of that sagging skin needed far more of a warning. Fucking gross.

This was in the caption of one of her photos. Never heard of her before but now I'm just stuck looking in horror. Are some weirdos into sagging skin?

 

[Fliddaroonie]

All of that sagging skin needed far more of a warning. Fucking gross.

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This was in the caption of one of her photos. Never heard of her before but now I'm just stuck looking in horror. Are some weirdos into sagging skin?

I honestly have no clue. From what I can tell, she has a "connective tissue disorder " which was "diagnosed late".

She used to be a gigantic binge eating fat cunt who was wheelchair dependent ( gee, I wonder why) but then got ana chan and ended up as the eldritch horror she now is. No explanation on why the suprapubic catheter, recent hospital visits though.

I'm equal parts disgusted and fascinated

 

[*distant thrum*]

My mind boggles at how these people are not only willing but ecstatic to embarrass themselves in public for the smallest scraps of pity/attention, like a desperate pot head doing resin hits off a crusty pipe. Then on top of that they all have seemingly endless fonts of money and free time to make munching basically their full time job. The expenses of all the unnecessary medical procedures alone almost makes me dizzy, not even considering, travel, disney trips, animal care, and all the medical paraphernalia their little spoonie hearts desire. PL but I was once literally run over by a delivery truck on my bike commute to work and I basically ran away from the EMTs with my busted bike slung over my shoulder like a madman cause I knew even just an ambulance ride would fucking ruin me financially. Can you imagine if one of these weirdos got in a minor fender bender? There'd a lord of the rings trilogy amount of video documenting their 'trauma'

 

[large_farva]

22 minutes of cringe

12.28.2020 | Spending the holidays with my boyfriend! ❤️🦮

James is on holiday leave so we get to spend a few weeks together! I'm so happy. We had a great time at the mall, and so did Wynter (even if she isn't thrill...

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[Ellesse_warrior]

22 minutes of cringe
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12.28.2020 | Spending the holidays with my boyfriend! ❤️🦮

James is on holiday leave so we get to spend a few weeks together! I'm so happy. We had a great time at the mall, and so did Wynter (even if she isn't thrill...

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DON'T LOOK AT ME; ALSO LOOK AT ME
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I got you fam. I dunno why but I always thought she was gay lol

 

[eternal dog mongler]

My mind boggles at how these people are not only willing but ecstatic to embarrass themselves in public for the smallest scraps of pity/attention, like a desperate pot head doing resin hits off a crusty pipe. Then on top of that they all have seemingly endless fonts of money and free time to make munching basically their full time job. The expenses of all the unnecessary medical procedures alone almost makes me dizzy, not even considering, travel, disney trips, animal care, and all the medical paraphernalia their little spoonie hearts desire.

I know for a fact quite a bit of the shit they get up to wouldn't be covered by insurance, and few of them seem to be gainfully employed, so I assume mommy and daddy pay for it.

Imagine having access to so much cash and choosing to blow it adventure seeking in our ridiculously expensive healthcare system for no reason. Damn, travel the world or something.

 

[large_farva]

I got you fam. I dunno why but I always thought she was gay lol
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They act like they're on a first date.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

mmm, hotty with the rotty body:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGKMujqsoeQ/

 

[veritasquo]

I got you fam. I dunno why but I always thought she was gay lol
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I only made it halfway through (MOTI with this bitch, but if I have enough alcohol in me and nothing good is on my DVR, I end up doing this) but a couple things:

1. She's from the South, no? If so, why does that poor doggo need booties that she mentions 10 times that he hates? I know nothing about SDs beyond what I learned here, so excuse the ignorance... and god fucking forbid any given random local at the suburban mall or Petco doesn't know the rules about not touching or complimenting her on the dog's looks or making eye contact with the dog. Also-- I know diffusers emitting essential oils can be harmful to cats (at least Persians)-- is this not the case hot boxing the dog in a car?

2. In the first half when her BF mentions tall boots/shoes or whatever (they're called knee-high boots, brah. Matches well with the gatorade shoved in your khakis.), it sounds like she mentioned being more into leatherette, but in response I kept hearing him say what sounded like "leather out." Am I mistaken or is leather out A Thing?

Also-- for once her edgy shirt is accurate. She can't stand normal people integrated into society because of whatever the fuck she has. I've never been a fan of dogs, but damn, I feel for that furry guy. ETA, he probably wants a normal name, too. Like the standard spelling of Winter.