💬 Off-Topic Official ADF Merchandise To Fund #gamergate

[Ariel]

Post you ideas here
All profits will go to the #gamergate non profit organisation to fund the fight!

 

[sugoi-chan]

An ADF pinup calendar.

Spoiler

Ms January:

Mr. February:

Misster March:

Mister April:

And so-on.

 

[Ariel]

An ADF pinup calendar.

Spoiler

Ms January:

Mr. February:

Misster March:

Mister April:

And so-on.

Spoiler: NSFW

December

 

[Zeorus]

Bondage gear with Kiwi logos on it.

 

[YI 457]

A english-spanish dictionary covered in shit.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

An ADF brand bike lock that hurts your prostate and male genitalia if you try to ride the bike without removing it.

EDIT: It also smells bad to keep people away from your bike.

 

[Picklechu]

Some of those fake tattoo sleeves with all of ADF's horrible tattoos on them.

 

[Iamthatis]

For a lump sum donation of $5,000 U.S. Phil will come either in human or potato form and live under and protect any bridge for 1 calander year. Tired of CIS GamerGaters and goats taking shortcuts on your property? Let Phil solve your problems.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Commemorative keychain memorializing the day ADF was shot at by agents of CIS. When you press the button on it, it plays, to the tune of I Shot the Sheriff by Eric Clapton, ♪ I shot the tranny ♪

 

[CatParty]

 

[The Dude]

An ADF branded "mother beater" undershirt. Its like a wife beater undershirt, but for virgins who live in mom's basement.

 

[Trombonista]

An ADF branded "mother beater" undershirt. Its like a wife beater undershirt, but for virgins who live in mom's basement.

So Marijan can buy one?

 

[Squealer]

So Marijan can buy one?

Brother Marjan makes them.

 

[The Dude]

Brother Marjan makes them.

They just grown naturally on him and he sloughs them off like the reptile he is.

 

[StanCommodore]

An ADF branded "mother beater" undershirt. Its like a wife beater undershirt, but for virgins who live in mom's basement.

Buy three and get an official ADF-Fuensalida AssPatter Deluxe™ Yaoi Paddle absolutely free.

 

[Ruin]

How about Latinx bandannas?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

What about a sports drink called boy tears

Spoiler: ADF

with a bottle that looks like this picture

 

[Trombonista]

How about one-step eyebrow removers?

 

[Coldgrip]

How about one-step eyebrow removers?

Duct tape has already been invented.

 

[Trombonista]

So, duct tape with the words "Down with cis" printed on it?