“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.
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What if Chris was a toilet?
I imagine he'd be one of those Japanese style ones that plug into electricity and come with seat warmer and bidet. Except Chris wouldn't do a whole lot, even when you give it the required tugboat and the bidet would emit axe instead of water. Unless you try to call a plumber in which case it would shout "Don't call anybody!" and fill the room with pepper spray
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Don't forgot "Strangle those Clyde Clashes" and the "10-Button electric chair challenge!" those were my favorites back in the day.
I think you're also forgetting about the Junior Archeology "Dig Up Patti's Bones" exhibit in Sonee World.
What if Chris joined an airsoft team?
He'd shit in his foxhole and do nothing.
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What if Chris summoned the Dark Lord Chin Chin?
Spoiler: Ore wa ochinchin ga daiskui nandayo!
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What if Chris's brother Cole married his abusive babysitter?
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What if Chris's brother Cole married his abusive babysitter?
Marriage between a child and their parent is illegal in Virginia.
What if Chris woke up one day in the body of Clyde Cash?
What if Chris woke up one day in the body of Clyde Cash?
He'd finally get laid without having to pay!
What if Chris wrote a creepypasta?
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What if Chris wrote a creepypasta?
Isn't Chris's entire life kind of like a creepypasta?
What if Chris got his own talk show?
Isn't Chris's entire life kind of like a creepypasta?
Chris: "Welcome *cough cough* "your highness""
Slaweel: "Listen Chris, this isn't going to help your reputation nor get you a gir-"
Chris: "
Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha "
Slaweel: "... I'm just going to leave."
Huh. Oh yeah.
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What if trolls trashed Barb's and Chris' room?
They don't need to.
What if Chris got his very own drag show at Impulse?
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What if Chris took Clyde Cash to his high school prom?
What if Chris took Clyde Cash to his high school prom?
Said prom would likely be set in that Old Lady house Blue Spike tricked him into going to and everyone inside would be either a troll or a Jerkop, with Barb as the DJ.
What if every person that got in the way of Chris's Love Quest was female? Would it actually have an affect on him?
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What if every person that got in the way of Chris's Love Quest was female? Would it actually have an affect on him?
Chris would truly become gay.
What if Chris owned McDonald's?
What if Chris was targeted by a gamergate deathsquad?
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What if Chris owned McDonald's?
McDonald's would go bankrupt because Chris would eat all the food.
What if Chris tried to bring Sonichu to life?
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McDonald's would go bankrupt because Chris would eat all the food.
McDonald's would go bankrupt because Chris would eat all the food.
He'd tell him to go zap to the extreme and Sonichu would kill Chris, going on a murderous rampage.
What if Chris was asteroid doomed to hit Earth and wipe out humanity?
What if Chris tried to bring Sonichu to life?
If he tried genetically creating Sonichu: He'd create some sort of mutant beast that looks nothing like Sonichu and probably face rape him like the Hulk did to Jason Lee Scott in Issue 17.
If he used his "psychic abilities": He would get nothing
If he tried repeating his origin in real life: he would prove that he really needs to go back to school and that he never actually left the Sonic fandom and was just trying to "curse" Sega.
What if Chris and Cole switched lives?
What if Chris owned McDonald's?
There'd be no girls allowed, unless they're boyfriend free.
Any road will take you there.
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What if Chris and Cole switched lives?
Instead of macing people and vandalizing Sonic Boom displays over blarms, Chris would mace people and vandalize Pixar displays over Toy Story 3.
Meanwhile, Cole Smithey would obsessively write bad reviews of the Sonic Boom cartoon series, but absolutely nobody would care.
