💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

Dear god, he actually made this. I'll definitely get to this sometime later on this week (I don't have the time to go through 20 minutes of that right now), since I literally just jumped around twice and I can already see he really fucks it up.

He does really fuck it up but nowhere near as badly as I expected. I was expecting gorn and instead it's just really bad.

Palate cleanser, I have to do this some time.

It even has a lazy man's step, using canned biscuits. Which should work just fine and do.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

If I had a dollar every time this man says "HEH GAHZ" as an introduction in his videos, I'd be filthy rich.

He does really fuck it up but nowhere near as badly as I expected. I was expecting gorn and instead it's just really bad.

Palate cleanser, I have to do this some time.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bU6D-mMrzjw
It even has a lazy man's step, using canned biscuits. Which should work just fine and do.

The Chad Cowboy Chef vs the Virgin Pretentious Fatarse Wannabe Chef.

 

[Venocide]

Why does Jack complain on video, like a bitch, instead of to the restaurant people?

Because he's a fucking coward, he hasn't got the balls to complain face to face he'd rather do it through Yelp reviews or post on his boomer Facebook group.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

The very best part is that when he drops the camera to point it out, it briefly focuses on his dead arm flopped on his lap.

Forgive me, I’m not up to date on my Jack lore. Did his stroke(s) make his arm useless or was it an accident?

 

[Shabobus]

Forgive me, I’m not up to date on my Jack lore. Did his stroke(s) make his arm useless or was it an accident?

It was his last stroke and him giving up on physical therapy.

 

[JoeFlorida]

Forgive me, I’m not up to date on my Jack lore. Did his stroke(s) make his arm useless or was it an accident?

It was his last stroke and him giving up on physical therapy.

Can't forget the reason he gave up was that he wanted some company to send him some sort of arm brace for free and when they didn't he pretty much said "God will heal my arm".

 

[stets]

Can't forget the reason he gave up was that he wanted some company to send him some sort of arm brace for free and when they didn't he pretty much said "God will heal my arm".

It’s not like he was trying to get some legitimate, clinically-proven rehabilitation tool either. It was this piece of shit. It got a few lazy press write ups at tech - not medical - trade shows a few years ago. As far as I can tell, little to no proof of its efficacy has ever emerged in the subsequent years.

As far as I recall, Jack was hoping for a free one of these early this year or last year, but supposedly the company backed out. If they did any research, they’d know that Jack wouldn’t use it or would use it improperly and give it a shitty review.

But seriously, this “gaming system designed for rehabilitation” is obviously a shit product and a scam, and if Jack legitimately didn’t do rehab hoping he’d get one of these, then he’s a bigger fucking sped than any of us could have anticipated.

 

[JoeFlorida]

It’s not like he was trying to get some legitimate, clinically-proven rehabilitation tool either. It was this piece of shit. It got a few lazy press write ups at tech - not medical - trade shows a few years ago. As far as I can tell, little to no proof of its efficacy has ever emerged in the subsequent years.

As far as I recall, Jack was hoping for a free one of these early this year or last year, but supposedly the company backed out. If they did any research, they’d know that Jack wouldn’t use it or would use it improperly and give it a shitty review.

But seriously, this “gaming system designed for rehabilitation” is obviously a shit product and a scam, and if Jack legitimately didn’t do rehab hoping he’d get one of these, then he’s a bigger fucking sped than any of us could have anticipated.

Jesus Christ that looks like a fucking toy more than anything. I know Jack's an idiot, but I really don't want to believe that he thought something like that would magically cure his arm.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Jesus Christ that looks like a fucking toy more than anything. I know Jack's an idiot, but I really don't want to believe that he thought something like that would magically cure his arm.

It is a toy. It's just so you can play games as part of your rehab so you don't get bored.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Oh man another P90x update from 8 years ago just showed up in my feed. This is even more ridiculous than the first. He flexes during it. Once again says that his belly fat at the top of the stomach is all muscle now.

 

[Hundreds Of Sparrows]

Oh man another P90x update from 8 years ago just showed up in my feed. This is even more ridiculous than the first. He flexes during it. Once again says that his belly fat at the top of the stomach is all muscle now.
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jack misidentifying his insane amount of hard visceral fat as PURE MUSCLE is an underrated moment in jack history

 

[captkrisma]

Because he's a fucking coward, he hasn't got the balls to complain face to face he'd rather do it through Yelp reviews or post on his boomer Facebook group.

As far as placement of tables, Jack could have easily piped up and asked "Hey, can we sit at another table farther away from others?" and no one would give him shit, especially now that we're in a pandemic. But he won't because he's a goddamn coward.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Oh man another P90x update from 8 years ago just showed up in my feed. This is even more ridiculous than the first. He flexes during it. Once again says that his belly fat at the top of the stomach is all muscle now.
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He is easily 75-100 lbs thinner than he is now. He looks roughly the same size/build as DSP here. Not slim, but not a total bowling ball physique either. If he had just maintained this while keeping up an active lifestyle, he would be in a much better place today.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He is easily 75-100 lbs thinner than he is now. He looks roughly the same size/build as DSP here. Not slim, but not a total bowling ball physique either. If he had just maintained this while keeping up an active lifestyle, he would be in a much better place today.

Oh please, Jack could have his foot removed because of diabetes and he'd still be shoving carbs and refined sugar down his throat telling himself that it was due to all those energy drinks and coffee he was drinking. Jack is the kind of person that once he's done with his diet or exercise program runs out and starts eating like shit again because he's been such a "good boy" and this is his reward for doing so.

He doesn't have the discipline to keep at something even like moderate exercise for too long.

 

[Aaway]

Oh please, Jack could have his foot removed because of diabetes and he'd still be shoving carbs and refined sugar down his throat telling himself that it was due to all those energy drinks and coffee he was drinking. Jack is the kind of person that once he's done with his diet or exercise program runs out and starts eating like shit again because he's been such a "good boy" and this is his reward for doing so.

He doesn't have the discipline to keep at something even like moderate exercise for too long.

haha, like the time he and tammy went to planet fitness and then went to carl's jr to get sliders

 

[stets]

haha, like the time he and tammy went to planet fitness and then went to carl's jr to get sliders

Nothing says "phony modern American Christian" more than shoving an entire hamburger into your mouth in front of a camera with your middle fingers while wearing a crucifix.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Chef John just released an easy beef Wellington recipe. It can’t be a troll, can it? He seems too nice for that sort of thing.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Oh man another P90x update from 8 years ago just showed up in my feed. This is even more ridiculous than the first. He flexes during it. Once again says that his belly fat at the top of the stomach is all muscle now.
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I am SCREAMING at the fact he has a bright ass light on to the left off screen in a feeble attempt to get the most minuscule hint of "muscle" definition. This is the funny shit I have seen all day.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FCPVHn9tPxI

Yum, cheese soup.