🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[EL NEGRO]

I love how after years and years of deep undercover investigation, the Anus man has found leaks to prove that Ralph is a shitty person. Groundbreaking. Now he's resorting to posting "odds and ends" because he ran out of steam after 3 days. Can't abort the retort baby!

I can only speak for myself but I don't want Ralph gone. I just want to watch from a far and laugh. GOT MILK?

 

[MeltyTW]

I can only speak for myself but I don't want Ralph gone. I just want to watch from a far and laugh. GOT MILK?

the best timeline is happening, ralph is so desperate hes going to tampa to be bullied by ip2's tts, he realizes hes alienated so many people that hes forced to market to people who want to use him as a chew toy just to survive. hes running out of money spending tens of thousands of dollars down almost half his savings relying on pedo pantsu just to pay rent and possibly losing that now that he cant pimp his baby. ethan ralph tried to pimp his baby just to survive. by his own admission via basic implication he most likely lost hundreds on irl streaming trips just in pure desperation for a new hook and a fresh angle.

he fucked his hair permanently for between 27-36 dollars

 

[George Cuckzunian]

A good youtube compilation going over the leaks for the lazy

My take on everything as I understand it....

Spoiler: TL;DR opinion of events no one asked for

- Ralph most likely had an agreement with faith she'd do a 3some. Remember Adezero was asked by Ralph to have a 3way? "I want 2 girls to cum on my cock!"?
- I don't know if the Memphis choke out was legit or not, but given Pantsu's reaction it would seem plausible. It appears in the leaks no matter how you slice it, Ralph raged at Faith for backing out.
- Pantsu seems like she either she is a genuine groupie of Ralph because she is a fan of the show, or she is desperate for clout and E-fame. Dunno which. Don't care, they are both plausible and women overlook flaws when fame blinders are on. She clearly does not like Faith.
- It is possible that Pantsu may be offering to be the sexual Nanny for access to the child. It is weird for a girl to offer to be a live in sexual nanny and pay for the privilege, and we know how she feels about loli and Null's opinion on her and has called her a pedophile (a term he does not use lightly). However I'm not going to jump to that as the most likely because for such a serious allegation you need serious proof and the evidence does not reach that bar for me personally.
- After this Ralph and Pantsu are hooking up, Faith is shaken and calling home doing her victim routine, her Father thinks he's coming to the rescue, Ralph and Faith are probably fighting, he's probably rubbing all her fuck ups in her face to make her feel like he owes her and they have some mutual agreement to go back, and Faith goes back home to revel in victimhood
- Faith most likely stays on fence about staying with Ralph wanting to get him to drop the 3way poly relationship idea.
- Ralph mostly wants it cause cumbrain, but there is a legit Financial angle he maybe going for. He owns the home, he can sheild his assets in the equity, Pantsu is working to subsidize the care taking and income. Faith thinks Ralph can afford a home all on his own and support her, Ralph probably played up his "hood rich" earnings (which is honestly his way of saying he doesn't work a lot makes lower end income but has tons of disposible income and savings because he has low financial obligations from living at home.
- Ralph probably leverages staying with her over her backing out. We know Ralph loves to use leverage and blackmail. He probably is keeping her in check by threatening to ruin her and have his show be his personal army.
- Faith acts like a hormonal child with BPD. WHAT A SHOCK!
- Some where when she is not keeping contact with Ralph and see's livestreams where him and Pantsu are doing fun stuff together while she is at home regretting her life choices, Faith learns that Ralph did infact release the sex tape. Faith begins realizing Ralph controling her access to stuff and telling her what to think (how else would she of not known about the sextape and believe he didn't release it) was stupid, her father began showering her with affection once she was at a low point and learned the truth.
- Faith's BPD starts acting up and she is now going to attack Ralph, but seems to be listening to Daddy and is being smarter and not overtly attacking Ralph.

I believe they are in talks with Lawyers and seeking a multi prong attack. This is why Faith and her dad have wisely stopped running their mouths. Mr. Vickers and his wife have their issues, but I would much rather them be the guiding influence in the innocent childs life than Ralph and Pantsu.

 

[Leedsotherkid]

Can’t abort the retort?
Dude, that thing has been vacuumed out, tossed in the dumpster, been scavenged with the remains split between being eaten by possums and being auctioned on the black market for stem cell research.

 

[The Demon Baby]

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Timestamped stream

The seethe was strong with Rackets that night. LMFAO.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Can’t abort the retort?
Dude, that thing has been vacuumed out, tossed in the dumpster, been scavenged with the remains split between being eaten by possums and being auctioned on the black market for stem cell research.

BUT IT'S STILL KICKIN' BABY

 

[MeltyTW]

The seethe was strong with Rackets that night. LMFAO.

i dont blame him we talked shit about his good friend, his mensch ethan oliver ralph. his most cherished companion with a bond stronger than lovers, the one person who he does necessarily cosign the words and actions of

BUT IT'S STILL KICKIN' BABY

its flailing its little 5 month premie abominable leg stumps rn lol this is not the end of the ks but the start of a brand new era

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Ethan is far too much of a pussy to actually commit suicide. He will probably just continue to abuse his body with drugs, "food," and booze. The most you'll get is him ODing on banzos+alcohol or opiates+whatever

The fact that he’s a pussy is actually why I think he’d go this route. I don’t think he has the courage to face his humiliation in the long term, or to reckon with the mistakes he’s made. But I also agree he’s probably too much of a pussy to do anything too physically painful. He probably wouldn’t honorably disembowel himself like a samurai. He would probably shoot himself if he had a gun, because it’s quick and convenient.

 

[EL NEGRO]

the best timeline is happening, ralph is so desperate hes going to tampa to be bullied by ip2's tts, he realizes hes alienated so many people that hes forced to market to people who want to use him as a chew toy just to survive. hes running out of money spending tens of thousands of dollars down almost half his savings relying on pedo pantsu just to pay rent and possibly losing that now that he cant pimp his baby. ethan ralph tried to pimp his baby just to survive. by his own admission via basic implication he most likely lost hundreds on irl streaming trips just in pure desperation for a new hook and a fresh angle.

he fucked his hair permanently for between 27-36 dollars

It's over. Without PPP and Godwinson, I'd wager he'd be further along the path of "failed internet career". Their trolling got me interested in Ralph again but ultimately Metokur is right. There's a shelf life for any content and unless Jim returns and extends a golden parachute, I dare say Ralph is heading for that eceleb cliff.

 

[PhoBingas]

The fact that he’s a pussy is actually why I think he’d go this route. I don’t think he has the courage to face his humiliation in the long term, or to reckon with the mistakes he’s made. But I also agree he’s probably too much of a pussy to do anything too physically painful. He probably wouldn’t honorably disembowel himself like a samurai. He would probably shoot himself if he had a gun, because it’s quick and convenient.

Fuck, we might see him suck-start that black powder navy colt his pop-pop left him. Wonder if he will do it on stream or off stream?

 

[Terrorist]

Nick is a beta male that hates conflict and wants to be friends with everybody. Unlike most of these people he also has a family, who he wouldn’t want to drag into trashy internet drama. I don’t blame him for it, but maybe such a conflict-averse guy should avoid people and things that invite conflict in the first place.

Has he ever been in court, btw? Doesn’t seem to have much lawyering experience. I think most of what he says is basic law school knowledge that impresses people because most people haven’t been to law school.

 

[The Demon Baby]

I don't understand why anyone gives a fuck about this dude one bit relating to Ethan Ralph.

I don't think anyone cares per se, but I do think a lot of people are legitimately sick of his grifting. It's one thing when it comes to Robotech or DnD. That's a harmless grift and it's reasonably acceptable. It hurts no one.
However it's clear that Rackets' constant grandstanding on moral issues regarding anyone but his actual associates gets under people's skin. It seems that Nick only talks shit about the former IBS crew approved targets like Tonka Saw. But he didn't comment on Warski after the Miami incident. He refuses to comment on Dick's loli/pedo defending. He refuses to comment on Ethan Ralph. We all know the reasons for this, and many in his audience find it unacceptable. This is the kind of grift that ignores real victims and it is extremely distasteful.

Nick presents himself as a man of good character, and this is what his audience expects from him. If he's smart, he'll realize that this is where the money is coming from.

 

[ElAbominacion]

I love how after years and years of deep undercover investigation, the Anus man has found leaks to prove that Ralph is a shitty person. Groundbreaking. Now he's resorting to posting "odds and ends" because he ran out of steam after 3 days. Can't abort the retort baby!

Wipe that yellow crusty cum off the corner of your mouth, Your Master Ralph is calling you to prep him for May again

 

[The Demon Baby]

You people realize that Nick has his own thread right?

This is the most ambitious crossover since Avengers: Endgame!

 

[kosher bath salts]

Ladies and guntlemen.
This is it, it's time to wake the fuck up.

Through intensive research, and thanks to my 4 digit IQ and my amphetamine-enhanced schizophrenia I've reached a conclusion, which I think we can agree upon, of how the Guntapocalypse will unfold itself, the data is pretty clear.
This is how the Guntapocalypse, and Internet Bloodsports in general, will unfold within the time frame of the next 50 years:
-Andy Warski will die of an opiod overdose in Portugal, within the next summer and the end of 2021.
-Shannon Joshua C. Vickers, also known as the Demon Baby, will try to fight the dark side within himself for most of his adult life, but he will end up being defeated Anakin Skywalker-style (it will be very epic).
-JMK and Nick Fuentes will fight for the control of the Holy See, this will cause much division in the Christian world, especially Catholic Southern Europe and Latin America, ultimately, JMK will win using his satanic powers obtained through his incestous relationship with his very own sister.
-Phantom Organization and Spectre will build the first gay brothel of Mars.
-The total war between JMK and Nick Fuentes will destroy most of the developed world. Due to global warming and widestread famine we will all become electronic-based organism, and the Dlive lemon will become the new currency, which will made the gunt extremely wealthy.
-The gunt, after indulging in pill and whiskey for 3 weeks straight, will wake up from his stupor and plan ahead using his newfound wealth
-His strategy involves traveling back in time with the aid of Indigo White, and steal Jash's hurtcore stash and Basic Attention Token wallet, in this timeline the 9/11 of the internet (codename: "Gamergate") never happens and both Sargon and JMK become prestigious gender studies professors.
-Faith Vickers will be the first trans-racial person to be shot by a Turing Police Officer.

Ladies and guntlemen:
Vote puzzle piece if this all makes sense to you and you agree.
Vote top hat if you agree and you want tachy to post lewd pictures
Vote green moon with a star if you think that God is one, almighty and merciful, and that Kaffirs and sinners alike shalt suffer for all eternity in Jahannam.
Vote anything else if you have an immense homolust for my juicy giant cock and want to be mercilessly sodomised by it.

 

[FM Bradley]

This commentary is brutal and soul destroying. Poor Shannon, he was born with prey animal eyes.
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I bet ol' Ronnie Ralph would gladly volunteer to fuck that boy in his ass until them googly googlers straightened right thefuck back out amirite

The fact that he’s a pussy is actually why I think he’d go this route. I don’t think he has the courage to face his humiliation in the long term, or to reckon with the mistakes he’s made. But I also agree he’s probably too much of a pussy to do anything too physically painful. He probably wouldn’t honorably disembowel himself like a samurai. He would probably shoot himself if he had a gun, because it’s quick and convenient.

Provided he doesn't die first, he will absoutely milk his mother's impending death as leverage for seeking forgiveness via mass apologies...should he have his epiphany and there's an interruption in his gunted dumbfuckery.

Or he just fucks up a suicide attempt and ends up in the same care home as his brother.

Fuck, we might see him suck-start that black powder navy colt his pop-pop left him. Wonder if he will do it on stream or off stream?

Without question, on. He's too much of a woman. And he thinks he's a journalist to boot...

...he's Christine CHUBbuck.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Hundreds of posts about Warski, Vaush, Tonka and Destiny: Silence

A few pages of disccusing rackets as he relates to ralph and the broader IBS sphere: NOOOOOO NOT MY INTERNET ANIME DADDY!! NOOOOO! HE DOESN'T BELONG HERE!

 

[kosher bath salts]

Imagine being shannon and the best part of your day is ralph

*insert reaction picture of Seymour Skinner saying "pathetic"*

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

-Phantom Organization and Spectre will build the first gay brothel of Mars.

This part will most certainly happen.

 

[PhoBingas]

Without question, on. He's too much of a woman. And he thinks he's a journalist to boot...

Fuck, he might go out like Hunter S. Thompson. I wonder if he'll sit in his "office" with nobody noticing until he starts stinking up the place; just like his hero?