💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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haha, jack bitching about the hotel gym being closed? now that's some fucking gold
I bet it's because he thinks all gyms have a food bar or something. It's why he leeches off of Tammy's Planet Fitness membership and shows up whenever they have pizza there.
 
haha, jack bitching about the hotel gym being closed? now that's some fucking gold

It's probably just the principle. He's the type of entitled douche who expects everyone to crawl over fire to make his experience perfect. Gym not available? That's a mark against the hotel, even though he probably had no plan to use it at all. Either that or it's tied to his 'Rona rage as it reminds him how COVID is happening and there are people who actually do give a shit about it.

As I've said before I'd love to see him leave the US just to see how he acts like the perfect stereotypical tourist. Demanding everyone speaks English would be a given but it'd be interesting to see what else he'd do.
 
It's probably just the principle. He's the type of entitled douche who expects everyone to crawl over fire to make his experience perfect. Gym not available? That's a mark against the hotel, even though he probably had no plan to use it at all. Either that or it's tied to his 'Rona rage as it reminds him how COVID is happening and there are people who actually do give a shit about it.
Most gyms are closed or at least limit how many people can be in them at any one time. Not that a fat fuck like Jack goes to the gym with his gimp arm and bad leg. What's he going to do? Work out the left side of his body? Please. He's just being an asshole and wanting to bitch about something like the shower being too narrow for his fat ass.

Live stream notes:
Jack shills the new video.

Bourbon street was empty because of a pandemic you simple fuck.

Jack glosses over the restrictions to his precious cafe du monde.

Jack still plans to go to NYC for pizza wars.

Jack bemoans a 'narrow shower', but fails to see that he is just a wide body.

Jack continues his first world problems by batching about the exercise center and valet parking not being available.

Jack says he's going to be taking suggestions. How about cooking the meat all the way through?

Jack swears he only took one bite of beinget, then says dipping it in coffee makes it better, then covers his fuck up by saying that Paul said it. It's okay to tell the truth, Jack. You don't have to lie to us.

Jack stated that he has cameras all over, thus denying Jr pushy and also implying that Jack might watch his son fuck.

"We trust Jack Jr., so thats why we took him on every vacation or left him with relatives".

Jack doesn't know what good bourbon tastes like, he just guzzles it down like a duck.

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Jack's so lazy he won't even choose a winner at random, he's just going to ask if you want something.

Jack refuses basic cooking safety and says the instructions told him to pour bourbon over an open flame.

Jack has no clue what Mardi Gras beads are for and claims they're like money or a status symbol. They're just decorations for Mardi Gras, don't read into it that much.

Jack is taking Brianna to Vegas in August to see the shows and watch a movie if theaters are still around. If you take a vacation to watch a movie in a theater...

Jack birches about the size of Uber cars. You can literally see what kind of car the driver drives by make and model once he or she accepts the ride. Worst case scenario, you have to get a SUV ride, which is more expensive and a longer wait. Jack also fails to understand the star rating system for Uber. If you have a shitty rating, you will be picked up less or given the less than desirable drivers. Paul never has issues because I can imagine Paul isn't a raging asshole to everyone not sucking his dick.

Jack didn't know you could grill oysters.

Jack do you ever skip church on Sunday? We're not going to get into that...

Jack has a shit load of vinyl. 3000 records.

Jambalaya is like pizza. What?

Jack used to sit unmasked in the "masks only section". Dick.

Jack name drop Old Hickory Steakhouse as a future "fancy dinner" with Big T. Here's hoping he goes to Nashville instead of Jackson, since the one in Jackson looks white trashy.

Jack goes nuts about wearing masks at 32 minutes.

Jack mocks science "if we all wear masks for two weeks it will be gone" THE VIRUS IS STILL HERE BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

Jack conflates the Japanese wearing the mask to the amount of congestion and smog. NO. It is to prevent others from getting sick!

Jack reads out how he wasted taxpayer dollars on stream.

Jack wants to salt brine a turkey. This will be a disaster.

Of course Jack doesn't understand why the Japanese wear masks. They, unlike him, are trying not to be assholes and spread their germs to everybody. It's just understood that if you're in Japan and you've got a cold, you wear a mask to prevent others from getting it considering how congested that country is.
 
Not that a fat fuck like Jack goes to the gym with his gimp arm and bad leg. What's he going to do? Work out the left side of his body? Please. He's just being an asshole and wanting to bitch about something like the shower being too narrow for his fat ass.
He seems to enjoy waving cameras at people in restaurants who don't want to be filmed. I can't imagine what he'd want to go to the gym for, though, no sirree...
 
I caught 2 minutes of the Saturday live chat. During it he said he's walking better than ever. So now I get around to watching this and he walks at the 40 second mark and he's still hobbling like a pirate with a wooden leg. I just don't get his need to lie.
Normal people lie as a check to our internal values. We look inside to see if the lie makes sense when placed against our concept of whom we perceive ourselves to be. It makes us uncomfortable to lie because internally we know that lying isn't who we are or aspire to be.

Narcissists however use lying as a means of defense to guard against perceived faults. The narcissist is always looking to have the perception of perfection, and will lie out their ass in order to convince others that the narcissist is the ideal.

We know Jack doesn't take only one bite of the food he orders, but he says it because he doesn't want people to perceive him as a fatass. He says he walks and exercises his arm when there is video evidence to the contrary because he doesn't want that perception of being disabled. The reason Jack doesn't want to collaborate with other YouTube cooks is because he doesn't want to be exposed as an idiot that knows NOTHING about cooking. He mentions wanting to collaborate with Philip DiFranco simply because he knows he doesn't cook in his videos and his views are in the millions.

Ask yourself when you run into a lie from Jack: What is he defending himself against? What is his P/R goal in this?

Jack's livestreams are fascinating simply because this is a man who has lied a majority of his life and he is asked questions that make him recall those lies. Someone brought up the fact that his views were dropping and Jack gaslights the fuck out of it by saying that he doesn't care about the views. ANY youtuber who is getting paid or wants to be an affiliate cares about views. It's another lie because he wants us to believe he's not a sell-out.

TL;DR: Jack is a narcissist and lies to convince us he is perfect.
 
We know Jack doesn't take only one bite of the food he orders, but he says it because he doesn't want people to perceive him as a fatass.
The point of this is kind of ruined when you can literally look at him and see he is a gargantuan stroked out fuck down to two semi-functional limbs. Of course Jack wouldn't understand this.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NRyxSbx1AcU
Haven't brought up Tech Time is a while, so I watched his newest one of him fumbling around trying to remember how to make shortcuts for contacts.
Jack accidentally gives away GiveMe Entertainment’s bank account number.

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I caught 2 minutes of the Saturday live chat. During it he said he's walking better than ever. So now I get around to watching this and he walks at the 40 second mark and he's still hobbling like a pirate with a wooden leg. I just don't get his need to lie.

Normal people lie as a check to our internal values. We look inside to see if the lie makes sense when placed against our concept of whom we perceive ourselves to be. It makes us uncomfortable to lie because internally we know that lying isn't who we are or aspire to be.

Eh, I think when it comes to his health, he’s lying to himself because he wants to believe it. He does 95% less rehab than needs do but 5% more than he wants to do, so his arm is healing. He eats much more unhealthy food than he should, but he does a token thing like not drink a soda, so the weight is falling off. He walked a few more steps this week, so his legs must be getting better.

He’s basically tricked his brain to think that the token things he does are major and substantive, so the results are real. When it comes to Successful YouTuber or Best Sauces Ever, it’s all marketing and fronting and he knows it’s bullshit. I think he’s legitimately convinced himself he’s living a better lifestyle, though. For someone like him, this mindset is ultimately significantly more dangerous than the behavior itself.

Jack accidentally gives away GiveMe Entertainment’s bank account number.

God, he’s so fucking lazy. 99% of people would have caught that in editing.

The cost to print and ship fraudulent checks is probably more than the total account balance, though.
 
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I think when it comes to his health, he’s lying to himself because he wants to believe it. He does 95% less rehab than needs do but 5% more than he wants to do, so his arm is healing. He eats much more unhealthy food than he should, but he does a token thing like not drink a soda, so the weight is falling off. He walked a few more steps this week, so his legs must be getting better.

He’s basically tricked his brain to think that the token things he does are major and substantive, so the results are real. When it comes to Successful YouTuber or Best Sauces Ever, it’s all marketing and fronting and he knows it’s bullshit. I think he’s legitimately convinced himself he’s living a better lifestyle, though. For someone like him, this mindset is ultimately significantly more dangerous than the behavior itself.
I'm like 99% sure that he hasn't improved at all and is actually declining. His right arm is useless except for barely being able to hold anything. His right leg is useless and he instead hobbles around.

Sure he's probably cut back on the soda but he still goes eats like shit. It's like somebody who's trying to lose weight but doesn't want to give up their favorite foods. They'll still order a Double Baconator but with a diet coke. As if the diet drink somehow makes it all better.
 
God, he’s so fucking lazy. 99% of people would have caught that in editing.

The cost to print and ship fraudulent checks is probably more than the total account balance, though.
Implying he does editing. Anyone that actually gives a remote shit about what they do would have cut out all the stuff where they stalled and needed to remember the steps, and since it was just video of a mostly static iphone screen it would have been some of the easiest editing you can do.
 
Implying he does editing. Anyone that actually gives a remote shit about what they do would have cut out all the stuff where they stalled and needed to remember the steps, and since it was just video of a mostly static iphone screen it would have been some of the easiest editing you can do.
yeah, jack is far too lazy for even the most basic editing these days. hence why so many of his videos start/end with him or someone else in mid-conversation. and how many times has he said "i'll need to edit that out" in his videos and never does it
 
Jack accidentally gives away GiveMe Entertainment’s bank account number.

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What a fucking dumbass. I'd bet you anything that he discovered this "tip" mere minutes before hitting record.

Side-note: I never thought I'd say this, but I actually prefer Jack on camera vs. Jack on microphone. His pained and fried voice is so uncomfortable to listen to, especially when he has a microphone right next to his mouth.
 
What a fucking dumbass. I'd bet you anything that he discovered this "tip" mere minutes before hitting record.

Side-note: I never thought I'd say this, but I actually prefer Jack on camera vs. Jack on microphone. His pained and fried voice is so uncomfortable to listen to, especially when he has a microphone right next to his mouth.
Wasn’t there a part of the video that contained him yelling at the Google app? At first I thought Tammy was yelling at him. But again, why would you leave that in unless you’re a lazy ass.
 
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