🤮 Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Has anyone ever pointed out that the bible says that your body is the lord's temple and that's she abusing it to her? There's been so much shit I really can't remember and am interested what her crazy rationalization for that would be.

It's possible that Anna is a so-called Cafeteria Christian in that she picks and chooses the beliefs she wants to follow just like an a la carte menu. For example, the gospels have plenty of examples where Jesus shows or discusses kindness and compassion towards non-Jews. Yet, there are many fundies that look down on anyone that doesn't share their exact beliefs or attend their church. Some ever go as far as to actively ostracize them or state they're going to Hell for not having the "right beliefs."

It's not even a Christian thing, either. I've known people of non-Christian faiths who say they can't do X because of their religion yet behave in other ways that are also forbidden by that religion.

Because as far as Anna's concerned the Lord, in all his benevolence, gave her a "broken" body so that she can overcome challenges, be closer to Him and blah blah blah.

This is also plausible. if I recall, Anna has made several social media posts suggesting that her physically suffering supposedly draws her closer to God and parallels her Lord's own suffering even though her poor physical and mental state is largely the result of her own undoing and destructive behavior -- behavior that Jesus himself warned people to avoid. Just as people ignored the message then, people such as Anna ignore it now with their own creative or twisted interpretations of Christian values and teachings.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

To her Stories, Anna is now sharing memes pertaining to cancer treatment. Coming from a person with purging-type disordered eating behavior, this is certainly an interesting choice of imagery:

 

[OstREEEch]

To her Stories, Anna is now sharing memes pertaining to cancer treatment. Coming from a person with purging-type disordered eating behavior, this is certainly an interesting choice of imagery:
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Count down to cancer-saga?

 

[CWCissey]

Count down to cancer-saga?

We already have a good countdown timer with that sad ever-thinning hair that is receding.

 

[multiverse]

To her Stories, Anna is now sharing memes pertaining to cancer treatment. Coming from a person with purging-type disordered eating behavior, this is certainly an interesting choice of imagery:
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Sounds like she's just wary of many of her old mono diet foods - like grape flavored anyrhing, and protein powder. She overdid it to the point that even she can't stomach those punishment foods any more.

Which was probably the point.

 

[Dysnomia]

It's possible that Anna is a so-called Cafeteria Christian in that she picks and chooses the beliefs she wants to follow just like an a la carte menu. For example, the gospels have plenty of examples where Jesus shows or discusses kindness and compassion towards non-Jews. Yet, there are many fundies that look down on anyone that doesn't share their exact beliefs or attend their church. Some ever go as far as to actively ostracize them or state they're going to Hell for not having the "right beliefs."

It's not even a Christian thing, either. I've known people of non-Christian faiths who say they can't do X because of their religion yet behave in other ways that are also forbidden by that religion.



This is also plausible. if I recall, Anna has made several social media posts suggesting that her physically suffering supposedly draws her closer to God and parallels her Lord's own suffering even though her poor physical and mental state is largely the result of her own undoing and destructive behavior -- behavior that Jesus himself warned people to avoid. Just as people ignored the message then, people such as Anna ignore it now with their own creative or twisted interpretations of Christian values and teachings.

She may have deluded herself into believing that sabotaging her body gets her closer to Daddy God (and makes Earth Daddy pay attention to her) so it's not really a sin. She's just trying to get closer to the Almighty.

Sounds like she's just wary of many of her old mono diet foods - like grape flavored anyrhing, and protein powder. She overdid it to the point that even she can't stomach those punishment foods any more.

Which was probably the point.

I guess that's why we haven't seen the cinnamon and stevia monstrosities in so long. Topping everything with moldy looking powders and claiming it's totes yummers must really wear on you after awhile. And the addition of a stomach asshole changes how your body deals with food. What an awful life to stick yourself with.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

She may have deluded herself into believing that sabotaging her body gets her closer to Daddy God (and makes Earth Daddy pay attention to her) so it's not really a sin. She's just trying to get closer to the Almighty.



I guess that's why we haven't seen the cinnamon and stevia monstrosities in so long. Topping everything with moldy looking powders and claiming it's totes yummers must really wear on you after awhile. And the addition of a stomach asshole changes how your body deals with food. What an awful life to stick yourself with.

Never forget.

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Cinnamon Toast Crunch Veggie Cereal; Vegan, Gluten-free. Serves one.
Ingredients
1. One medium/large zucchini, chopped
2. 5 oz. celery (about 4 large sticks), chopped
3. 1 medium carrot, grated and chopped (or 6 baby carrots)
4. 1/4-1/2 tsp cinnamon
5. 15 drops liquid stevia
6. 1 cup almond milk
Method
1. Add all your prepared veggies into a strainer and rinse briefly under cold water-just enough to get them wet. Drain but do not dry.
2. Place veggies in a large bowl and too with cinnamon and stevia. The cinnamon will stick to the veggies since they are wet (DROOOOOL). Use a spoon to toss yor lusciously cinnamon-coated "cereal".
3. Pour almond milk over and serve immediately.

Note: this is actually better than the original cinnamon toast crucb cereal, in my opinion! Plus-it's SUPER HEALTHY....AND it doesn't get soggy when you add the almond milk! SCORE!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Is it possible to have a “temporary” stomach asshole for so long that your real asshole atrophies?

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Is it possible to have a “temporary” stomach asshole for so long that your real asshole atrophies?

In theory, yes.

If you don't use your perfectly healthy legs, they atrophy too.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

In theory, yes.

If you don't use your perfectly healthy legs, they atrophy too.

Has there been any cases of it happening? How long would it take for Anna to end up with a permanent stomach asshole for not using her god-given one?
I’m just curious on how much permanent damage she’s doing to herself with this particular LARP.

 

[Dysnomia]

Has there been any cases of it happening? How long would it take for Anna to end up with a permanent stomach asshole for not using her god-given one?
I’m just curious on how much permanent damage she’s doing to herself with this particular LARP.

Now I gotta wonder if that was part of the end goal.

I guess if your temporary ostomy is prolonged they have treatments to help your chocolate starfish get back into shape.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'm kind of sad no one's made this their Halloween avatar yet.

How's this brohamatron

It is indeed horrifying

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Has there been any cases of it happening? How long would it take for Anna to end up with a permanent stomach asshole for not using her god-given one?
I’m just curious on how much permanent damage she’s doing to herself with this particular LARP.

As long as enough of the intestines remain in the abdominal cavity, an ostomy may be reversed weeks, months, years, or even decades after the original operation. Once the ordinary course of digestion is restored, few patients regain fully normal bowel function, but a great majority report an improved quality of life.

To her Stories, Anna recently posted a lot of pictures of spiderwebs and small snakes she encountered while exercising out of doors. I did not cap these because I am sure you know what a spiderweb and a small snake look like. She also found someone's abandoned lighter and pack of cigarettes, which she takes to mean "they" want "you" to start smoking:

You can tell life is overwhelming Anna when she starts writing encouraging messages to herself on her hands:

Indeed, it takes her all day to do something that most people with jobs manage to fit into a long lunch break:

She complains she was left waiting in an exam room for a long time, so she worked on memorizing all the muscles in the human body from a poster. What a joke and a waste of time her education has been - in a quality program, this is something you'd learn in one semester of gross anatomy:

She emerges with a referral to physical therapy. Her assessment is consistent with common overtraining injuries among runners. Have the endless compulsive junk miles finally caught up with her? No! It is hEDS to blame! And notwithstanding the long road of physical therapy and rehab and pain management ahead, her doctor totally said it was OK for her to keep skating:

This is the reality of being a chronically ill athlete. Specifically an athlete with #hypermobileehlersdanlossyndrome (and #cysticfibrosis but #hEDS is the star player in this one). I went in with the knowledge that my foot had been hurting for a few weeks, and came out with diagnoses of tendinitis in most of the tendons of my foot and lower leg, and having watched my doctor literally be able to pull and push my left ankle in and out of socket quite easily (and it didn’t hurt...). It’s definitely feeling better than it was, but I have a long road of PT and rehab (and possibly pain management for my *other* pain which I’ve been putting off for, uh, just about 6 years) ahead of me. Thankfully I’m allowed to skate, since my foot stays totally immobilized in my boot ⛸ but can’t run for a while, until I strengthen my ligaments and tendons a bit. I have been feeling pretty discouraged for a while, and just honestly angry that I’m in so much pain all the time...but I’m choosing to believe that there is purpose in this (literal) pain, too. There is growth to be had in this season—even if it feels like I’m taking steps backwards. God can work in the weeds, too. I’m choosing to believe, and choosing to continue to fight. Being an athlete looks different when you’re sick—but it can exist. It’s not a clear cut road, but as I like to say, “all runners know trail running is more fun anyway” Here’s to cross-training, PT, and patience.

Finally, whatever the fuck this is.

This is the kind of thing a four-year-old makes up, and you think it's actually pretty clever and funny coming from such a little kid, and then they say it five hundred times more, and you just want to punt that stupid Sweet Potato Baby Jesus out into the backyard and send the kid home so you never, ever have to hear about Sweet Potato Baby Jesus again.

Now imagine being Anna's parent. Yikes.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

As long as enough of the intestines remain in the abdominal cavity, an ostomy may be reversed weeks, months, years, or even decades after the original operation. Once the ordinary course of digestion is restored, few patients regain fully normal bowel function, but a great majority report an improved quality of life.

To her Stories, Anna recently posted a lot of pictures of spiderwebs and small snakes she encountered while exercising out of doors. I did not cap these because I am sure you know what a spiderweb and a small snake look like. She also found someone's abandoned lighter and pack of cigarettes, which she takes to mean "they" want "you" to start smoking:
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You can tell life is overwhelming Anna when she starts writing encouraging messages to herself on her hands:
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Indeed, it takes her all day to do something that most people with jobs manage to fit into a long lunch break:
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She complains she was left waiting in an exam room for a long time, so she worked on memorizing all the muscles in the human body from a poster, What a joke and a waste of time her education has been - in a quality program, this is something you'd learn in one semester of gross anatomy:
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She emerges with a referral to physical therapy. Her assessment is consistent with common overtraining iIt is hEDS to blame! Also, her doctor totally said it was OK for her to keep skating!
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Finally, whatever the fuck this is.
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This is the kind of thing a four-year-old makes up, and you think it's actually pretty clever and funny coming from such a little kid, and then they say it five hundred times more, and you just want to punt that stupid Sweet Potato Baby Jesus out into the backyard and send the kid home so you never, ever have to hear about Sweet Potato Baby Jesus again.

Now imagine being Anna's parent. Yikes.

Ew, ultra lights. I can see why they threw those out.

 

[AnOminous]

Just as people ignored the message then, people such as Anna ignore it now with their own creative or twisted interpretations of Christian values and teachings.

This cunt was told her body is a temple, and instead of taking care of it, she created a disgusting, shit-spewing belly-anus.

God will punish her for this, but she is already punishing herself.

 

[AssRock]

Her glasses give me such Jim Jones vibes it's almost irritating.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Her glasses give me such Jim Jones vibes it's almost irrigating.

Bruh don't do Jim like that, come on.

 

[multiverse]

As long as enough of the intestines remain in the abdominal cavity, an ostomy may be reversed weeks, months, years, or even decades after the original operation. Once the ordinary course of digestion is restored, few patients regain fully normal bowel function, but a great majority report an improved quality of life.

To her Stories, Anna recently posted a lot of pictures of spiderwebs and small snakes she encountered while exercising out of doors. I did not cap these because I am sure you know what a spiderweb and a small snake look like. She also found someone's abandoned lighter and pack of cigarettes, which she takes to mean "they" want "you" to start smoking:
Ver archivo adjunto 1679520
You can tell life is overwhelming Anna when she starts writing encouraging messages to herself on her hands:
Ver archivo adjunto 1679519
Indeed, it takes her all day to do something that most people with jobs manage to fit into a long lunch break:
Ver archivo adjunto 1680388
She complains she was left waiting in an exam room for a long time, so she worked on memorizing all the muscles in the human body from a poster. What a joke and a waste of time her education has been - in a quality program, this is something you'd learn in one semester of gross anatomy:
Ver archivo adjunto 1680386
She emerges with a referral to physical therapy. Her assessment is consistent with common overtraining injuries among runners. Have the endless compulsive junk miles finally caught up with her? No! It is hEDS to blame! And notwithstanding the long road of physical therapy and rehab and pain management ahead, her doctor totally said it was OK for her to keep skating:
Ver archivo adjunto 1680357


Finally, whatever the fuck this is.
Ver archivo adjunto 1680387
This is the kind of thing a four-year-old makes up, and you think it's actually pretty clever and funny coming from such a little kid, and then they say it five hundred times more, and you just want to punt that stupid Sweet Potato Baby Jesus out into the backyard and send the kid home so you never, ever have to hear about Sweet Potato Baby Jesus again.

Now imagine being Anna's parent. Yikes.

B-but all she did was run and run and run and skate and run for hours before dawn each day so her mom can't stop her! Why does baby potato Jesus test her so?

It seems like the doctors have long gotten wise to her martyr act. Instead of special tests, more pain meds, and possible surgeries, she's getting kicked over to physical therapy - which she will never go to - and told to stop irritating the injury further. "Possible pain management" means you take some NSAIDS, not more opiate drugs she will use to suppress her appetite and give her the energy to keep injuring herself without caring.

I've said it before, but I'm still shocked we got a drug seeking behavior saga out of her.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

> This is the reality of being a chronically ill athlete.

Anna, lmao, you ain't an athlete. She sounds like those women who do two yoga classes and they start.to compare themselves with Olympian gymnasts.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Anna is on Instagram being bravely grateful for her invisible disabilities. You see, her status as a "disabled athlete" elevates her minor achievements to the same inspirational realm as Venus Williams, Muhammad Ali, Wilma Rudolph, Carrie Johnson, Hank Gathers, and Isaiah Austin! Several years ago, she placed first in her division in a local road race!


In one picture, she is posing with a smart spirometer that connects to a phone app via bluetooth. One notes that a selling point of this product is that it is "Ready to use right out of the box! No prescription required!" It is marketed to the so-called "worried well" - a category that encompasses nuts like Anna, but also "performance hackers" flirting with orthorexia, and people with shitty insurance who probably have actual medical problems but would rather take their chances with a $79 gadget than visit an actual medical doctor who might order hundreds or thousands of dollars of tests without finding anything wrong.

That said, the device can also be integrated with hospital medical systems to collect and store patient data for review by care providers. When used in this way, it can be used to send push notifications with behavioral techniques for managing breathlessness without medication, and track patient activity levels with a pedometer instead of relying on self-reports alone:


To her Stories, Anna has shared some childhood pictures featuring her childhood friends. There has been a great deal of in-thread speculation about the nature of Anna's homeschooled experience and the extent to which it might be responsible for how very strange she turned out to be. The more we see of it, the more Anna seems to be the stand-out nonfunctional weirdo. This, even though the other little girls in this picture exhibit many more hallmarks of early-aughts religious fundamentalist lifestyle indoctrination; note that Anna's friends come from an extremely large family and are wearing matching handmade modest party dresses with aprons for additional virtuous thrift and modesty:

Man, Little Anna looked so normal. I wonder how her parents feel when they look at pictures like these, knowing all the other girls have grown up to have actual college degrees and hobbies and jobs and families and children.