🤮 Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Has anyone ever pointed out that the bible says that your body is the lord's temple and that's she abusing it to her? There's been so much shit I really can't remember and am interested what her crazy rationalization for that would be.

 

[Roast Chicken]

Has anyone ever pointed out that the bible says that your body is the lord's temple and that's she abusing it to her? There's been so much shit I really can't remember and am interested what her crazy rationalization for that would be.

Because as far as Anna's concerned the Lord, in all his benevolence, gave her a "broken" body so that she can overcome challenges, be closer to Him and blah blah blah. So she has to take all manner of pills and hop from one weird diet to another to keep going. It's all part of God's Plan™.

Lying is a grave sin as well but she's so detached from reality that she does it constantly.

 

[Pope of Trash]

Because as far as Anna's concerned the Lord, in all his benevolence, gave her a "broken" body so that she can overcome challenges, be closer to Him and blah blah blah. So she has to take all manner of pills and hop from one weird diet to another to keep going. It's all part of God's Plan™.

Lying is a grave sin as well but she's so detached from reality that she does it constantly.

I don't know if it's her being detached from reality, or if she's simply lied so often and consistently for so long, that now she believes the lies to be true.

Could be somewhere in the middle.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

She’s deeply mentally ill and delusional. How much she’s convinced herself is true and how much she knows is a lie is anyone’s guess. Anna likes to lie through omission and half-truths. Like her CF self-diagnosis is based on kernel of truth but is exaggerated to the point of absurdity.
She also falls for obvious scams, repeatedly. So I don’t think she’s very intelligent and is prone to delusional beliefs. If she didn’t have preacher parents, especially earth daddy that she wants to get affection from, she’d be all in on the crystals and magic train.

 

[Dysnomia]

A few days ago, Anna posted a rambling and protracted series of Stories about how she manages to ingest so much medication every single day. I've paraphrased with minor commentary. It is very boring, and if the whole thing seems a bit tl;dr, I don't blame you. I mostly posted this as an excuse to use my October avatar.

Still, you will at least want to look at the packaging used by the brand of nutritional supplement Anna has selected to add to her medicated smoothie:
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Indeed, a new chapter to the Naltrexone saga unfolds before our eyes. To her Stories, Anna recently posted an image of her wrist sporting a hospital bracelet, claiming to have suffered "a very bad adverse reaction" to the painkiller and been hospitalized as a result. Now, she says she is back at home, taking other, unspecified painkillers to cope with the unbearable agony of withdrawal:
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It is my impression that most people suffering through unbearable, agonizing withdrawals do not put on their dad's glasses and pop onto social media to upload creepily smiling, carefully captioned selfies.

But I guess most people are not as brave as poor, dear little Anna.

Crushing pills in a bag over a plate? Why doesn't she just buy a pill crusher?

In that first pic she looks like an alien.

So Anna is dealing with withdraw by popping more pills? I somehow doubt she is in some horrible withdraw while taking that pic. Wouldn't Earth Mom force her into drug rehab if she got addicted?

 

[AnOminous]

Crushing pills in a bag over a plate? Why doesn't she just buy a pill crusher?

That's some junkie shit. Isn't that mainly done to thwart the time release measures many long-acting painkillers have and get the buzz all at once?

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

That's some junkie shit. Isn't that mainly done to thwart the time release measures many long-acting painkillers have and get the buzz all at once?

The fact she took to her Stories with a shaky medicalized justification for crushing and consuming large quantities of medication, not to mention the heavily defensive tone she struck, suggests we'll eventually be hearing how Anna was tricked by Satan into abusing prescription painkillers through absolutely no fault of her own.

 

[Pope of Trash]

The fact she took to her Stories with a shaky medicalized justification for crushing and consuming large quantities of medication, not to mention the heavily defensive tone she struck, suggests we'll eventually be hearing how Anna was tricked by Satan into abusing prescription painkillers through absolutely no fault of her own.

I'm 100% ready for a delusional rant blaming Satan for substance abuse issues, and crocodile tears while telling her recovery story about how she beat the devil.

 

[For The Internet]

'I beat a pill addiction forced upon me by western medicine' is a great testimony for her.

 

[TurdFondler]

She's exactly the type of person who would get addicted to prescription pills. Never dabbled in drinking, weed or street drugs. Always in some kind of self induced discomfort and now the doc gave her pills that have 0 calories and make her actually, legitimately feel good.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

She's exactly the type of person who would get addicted to prescription pills. Never dabbled in drinking, weed or street drugs. Always in some kind of self induced discomfort and now the doc gave her pills that have 0 calories and make her actually, legitimately feel good.

In fact, Anna has had a run-in with Demon Rum.

In early 2018, Anna uploaded a video (now private) to her YouTube channel in which she urged "her clients" to give up alcohol-based herbal extracts and switch to extracts in glycerin. She indicated it was too easy for someone like her, who had to take a lot of these extracts, to end up consuming "over half a bottle of vodka every day."

This seemed absurd, because these nostrums are measured out in eyedropper doses. But then we actually compiled a list of 27 tinctures she'd specifically mentioned taking as an acolyte of fake scam "Doctor" Robert Morse, noted that she claimed to be taking some of them two or three times a day, assumed that she was taking the upper end of the recommended doses on the labels, and it turned out she was swilling down the equivalent of 5-7 shots on the daily while weighing no more than 90 pounds.

 

[AnOminous]

This seemed absurd, because these nostrums are measured out in eyedropper doses. But then we actually compiled a list of 27 tinctures she'd specifically mentioned taking as an acolyte of fake scam "Doctor" Robert Morse, noted that she claimed to be taking some of them two or three times a day, assumed that she was taking the upper end of the recommended doses on the labels, and it turned out she was swilling down the equivalent of 5-7 shots on the daily while weighing no more than 90 pounds.

In the past, she would have been one of those mousy Victorian women who presented as respectable and pious but in secret consumed laudanum by the eyedropper full, purely for medicinal purposes of course.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Anna finally found the magic potion that lets her starve herself but still have energy and feel good. After all those years of tinctures, oils, powders, extracts, and prayer books, it turns out all she needed was some good old fashion hard drugs.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Just a reminder of this horror from the early days of this thread

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Anna finally found the magic potion that lets her starve herself but still have energy and feel good. After all those years of tinctures, oils, powders, extracts, and prayer books, it turns out all she needed was some good old fashion hard drugs.

Yes opiates would make anorexia way way more comfortable and easy.

I can’t imagine how the constipating nature would effect her stomach ass, but maybe it wouldn’t because it doesn’t even make that far down the digestive track? It seems like it’s all liquid shit all the time. Which is what she was used to anyway with her crazy laxative abuse.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Just a reminder of this horror from the early days of this thread
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That's really gross.

 

[Trombonista]

Just a reminder of this horror from the early days of this thread
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Shit, Zinnia Jones has bigger boobs.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Just a reminder of this horror from the early days of this thread
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I'm kind of sad no one's made this their Halloween avatar yet.

 

[JuliusCaesar]

It's the fucking eyes, man. Those eyes'll haunt me in my nightmares.

 

[Constellationzero]

Someone photo shop this over Jack Nicholson's face. It's valid for both The Shining and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.