💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He is not a real conservative or a real Christian. He is simply an opportunist. He thinks more people will like him if he pretends to be thus than if he acts like an SJW faggot.

He is a real conservative. I don't think anybody can really claim otherwise based on what he's said so far. But as for real Christian? Well I know a couple Scotsmen that would like to have a word with you on that one.

He's also not nearly old enough to be a literal boomer - you would know this if your gen x parents had taught you basic arithemitic.

Boomer in this case is a state of mind. He's got calcified ideas and beliefs that he clings to and he's incapable of learning anything new. Sure he's 52 making him Gen X, but he's got a boomer's mind and a boomer's heart.

 

[Whatthefuck]

He is not a real conservative or a real Christian. He is simply an opportunist. He thinks more people will like him if he pretends to be thus than if he acts like an SJW faggot. He's also not nearly old enough to be a literal boomer - you would know this if your gen x parents had taught you basic arithemitic.

He's not technically a boomer, but he, just like Russell Greer have a stereotypical boomer attitude and mindset. He's very clearly not a Christian. That's not even close to being a debate.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

what a shock....he says he doesn't like the restaurant's bbq sauce. that's basically a given at every bbq place he eats at since his morbidly obese ego won't allow him to ever admit that there's a sauce better than his

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Jesus Fucking Christ keep your tongue inside your mouth you disgusting swine.

Jack has had extremely high sauce standards ever since he crafted THE BEST BBQ SAUCE YOU'LL EVER TASTE! After all, it is THE BEST BBQ SAUCE so nothing ever comes close

Jack and high standards in one sentence!

I know many people in this thread came to Jack because they were disgusted by his food. Perhaps you are foodies or chefs, and that's why this hits you close to home. I'm curious as to why other people find Jack to be a satisfying cow. Is he just a perfect storm of cowiness?

I came into this thread after I watched the infamous Aunt Myrna's crime against humanity Party Salad, which is an abomination short of nuclear waste.
I'm disgusted by this man, he is a condescending fucktard to others (specially to restaurant staff) while he has absolutely no manners, he is fucking hypocrite when it comes to religion and when he eats even pigs at the trough are shocked and he is so delusional that he really thinks that he's a talented cook.
If the stereotype of the fat, dumb and ugly american wouldn't exist already he would be the template for it.

 

[brooky]

He is not a real conservative or a real Christian. He is simply an opportunist. He thinks more people will like him if he pretends to be thus than if he acts like an SJW faggot. He's also not nearly old enough to be a literal boomer - you would know this if your gen x parents had taught you basic arithemitic.

He is absolutely a bonafide conservative-- maybe the worst kind of conservative, but a conservative nonetheless. Whether or not he's a "real" Christian is a different question, but he seems to believe he's a Christian, and that's enough.

"Gen x parents" gave me a sensible chuckle (nice effort!) but I honestly forgot he was so young. That much fat really ages you. It makes his state of health even more shocking. 52?? I'll eat my hat if this fucker makes it to 60. Tammy must feel the same way.

 

[Whatthefuck]

He is absolutely a bonafide conservative-- maybe the worst kind of conservative, but a conservative nonetheless. Whether or not he's a "real" Christian is a different question, but he seems to believe he's a Christian, and that's enough.

"Gen x parents" gave me a sensible chuckle (nice effort!) but I honestly forgot he was so young. That much fat really ages you. It makes his state of health even more shocking. 52?? I'll eat my hat if this fucker makes it to 60. Tammy must feel the same way.

Are you kidding? Tammy is actively praying for his demise at every "women's retreat" she goes to.

 

[Adamska]

Is Jack utterly stupid, why does every BBQ place he review add "BBQ WARS TOUR" to the title? Has his brain begin to degenerate thinking it's going to make the video more popular? His shitty BBQ "wars tour" was years ago. Why is this tub of lard still adding "wars tour" to the title years later?

Because he is in fact stupid and assumes that adding "wars" to something might bring back some of the old viewers is my guess. He also probably loves the name in the same vein as how he names every company he starts GIMMEGIMME.

In short, autistic retard.

 

[captkrisma]

On the topic of Christianity: Some Christians are content with saying they believe, going to church every Sunday, and doing the occasional good deed. Some believe just saying they believe in God makes them a Christian. Jack belongs to a Baptist church. One of the key factors of a Baptist church is that the word is law. Last live chat someone asked Jack what his favorite Bible verse was and JACK BLEW THEM OFF. Hell, I'm agnostic and I have a favorite Bible verse (Song of Solomon Chapter 7, verse 7-8. Dude straight up describes how he's going to grab his woman's boobs). The fact that Jack couldn't even spout out John 3:16 is telling about his faith.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

On the topic of Christianity: Some Christians are content with saying they believe, going to church every Sunday, and doing the occasional good deed. Some believe just saying they believe in God makes them a Christian. Jack belongs to a Baptist church. One of the key factors of a Baptist church is that the word is law. Last live chat someone asked Jack what his favorite Bible verse was and JACK BLEW THEM OFF. Hell, I'm agnostic and I have a favorite Bible verse (Song of Solomon Chapter 7, verse 7-8. Dude straight up describes how he's going to grab his woman's boobs). The fact that Jack couldn't even spout out John 3:16 is telling about his faith.

Most Christians, particularly in America, know very little about theology. They might be able to quote certain Bible verses, but they aren't going to know covenant theology or what exactly the Pharisees believed in. This isn't just me talking, either; studies have been done that found most evangelicals are heretics.

Christian, What Do You Believe? Survey Says Probably a Heresy About Jesus

Third study of the state of American theology, examining 34 beliefs, released by Ligonier Ministries and LifeWay Research.

www.christianitytoday.com

 

[Aaway]

jack is your typical "sunday christian"

he loves using christianity as a front to make it seem like he's this caring and amazing person, when in reality he's just a downright awful human being. not to mention that the church he attends is run by an actual murderer

 

[Anja Din]

Has Jack ever had a real job, even for a little while? It is true that you find less rabid religious people and more atheists in white collar jobs and in certain geographic areas. But from what I recall, Jack hasn’t ever worked and he was originally from California so I think his religious churchy church lip service is just a way to signal to others like him that he was a virulent racist without coming right out and saying it. it‘s a convenient disguise.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Has Jack ever had a real job, even for a little while? It is true that you find less rabid religious people and more atheists in white collar jobs and in certain geographic areas. But from what I recall, Jack hasn’t ever worked and he was originally from California so I think his religious churchy church lip service is just a way to signal to others like him that he was a virulent racist without coming right out and saying it. it‘s a convenient disguise.

He was a DJ for a bit until he got fired for not playing the songs his boss told him to. Bizarrely, he also produced a movie.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Bizarrely, he also produced a movie.

nani?

 

[Aaway]

Has Jack ever had a real job, even for a little while? It is true that you find less rabid religious people and more atheists in white collar jobs and in certain geographic areas. But from what I recall, Jack hasn’t ever worked and he was originally from California so I think his religious churchy church lip service is just a way to signal to others like him that he was a virulent racist without coming right out and saying it. it‘s a convenient disguise.

he was a DJ, then he worked for an artist management company. after that, he and his brother were involved in a few failed startups before he started doing youtube in 2007

 

[Adamska]

nani?

His brother made it, and Jack likely used some of his wife's money to fund it, since his start ups didn't last too long (he of course tried to run something called GIVEMEENTERTAINMENT and it was supposed to manage creators or some shit). He did fuck all for the film and only got a nod as a participation trophy.

 

[AnOminous]

does /ck/ even allow jack threads anymore? the last time i went on there, someone started a jack thread and it was taken down immediately

Depends on whether the fagmods have constipation that day. Sometimes they go to autosage, sometimes they get deleted, sometimes a mod really gets a bug up his ass and hands out 14 days.

We are watching this fat incompetent boomer die in a slow, retarded suicide and I'm watching to see what actually takes him.

I miss when you were Quincy and I look forward to your autopsy on Jack when he finally Scalfanis out.

 

[Bumwine]

Imagine being so cu/ck/ed to the point of delete a Jack thread

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

jack is your typical "sunday christian"

he loves using christianity as a front to make it seem like he's this caring and amazing person, when in reality he's just a downright awful human being. not to mention that the church he attends is run by an actual murderer

He's what I call a "cafeteria Christian". He picks and chooses the parts of Christianity that he likes and ignores everything else. But we all know that his true religion is food. It's the only thing that actually seems to bring him joy and it's the one thing that will definitely piss him off if he doesn't get exactly what he wants right now.

 

[JackDavis]

This made me laugh. Remember how strangely weird he got when his Arby's sandwich wasn't cut in half?

 

[Neko GF]

[Mac & Cheese- PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD]
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U20...h-u0CAX36IFa:6&ab_channel=CookingWithJackShow
Archive (720p):

 

[Comma]

I doubt it'd be the first time he had a cock in his mouth and he can say it's Keto.

It probably isn't the only cock he's taken raw.

Edit to prevent double-posting:

[Mac & Cheese- PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD]
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U202q-HnMXY&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=V7d2h-u0CAX36IFa:6&ab_channel=CookingWithJackShow
Archive (720p):
Mac & Cheese - PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD.mp4

They actually counted all individual pieces of macaroni.