💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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More Jack on the go disgusting gluttony.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jqQlQY5UD18Jack licks his finger to taste test the BBQ sauce then immediately touches the bottle with his dirty ’rona fingers. I hope this place wipes down the bottles after each customer.

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what a shock....he says he doesn't like the restaurant's bbq sauce. that's basically a given at every bbq place he eats at since his morbidly obese ego won't allow him to ever admit that there's a sauce better than his

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If there's a Carl Jr's or Hardee's in Fat Jack's area, they're doing a prime rib burger that is downright perfect for him. It's a soggy and tiny lower bun propping a burger stacked with ribs and caramelized onions, topped in a cheesy garlic sauce mix.

I'm surprised he isn't eating that yet.
 
If there's a Carl Jr's or Hardee's in Fat Jack's area, they're doing a prime rib burger that is downright perfect for him. It's a soggy and tiny lower bun propping a burger stacked with ribs and caramelized onions, topped in a cheesy garlic sauce mix.

I'm surprised he isn't eating that yet.
im sure he'll do it eventually knowing him
 
im sure he'll do it eventually knowing him
I just expected him to do that before he decided to lick all the bottles at that barbecue place.

So I'm skimming through that horror now; It's telling the place is most known for it's nachos rather than its other barbecued items. At least the waitress suggested the pork plate, meaning it's likely one of the better items. Also it's telling that he immediately asked for ribs and got persnickety over how many you get by the pound.

Again, Fatboy's god is food, and ribs are his prophet.
 
I just expected him to do that before he decided to lick all the bottles at that barbecue place.

So I'm skimming through that horror now; It's telling the place is most known for it's nachos rather than its other barbecued items. At least the waitress suggested the pork plate, meaning it's likely one of the better items. Also it's telling that he immediately asked for ribs and got persnickety over how many you get by the pound.

Again, Fatboy's god is food, and ribs are his prophet.

What the fuck does it matter how many ribs you get per pound? A pound is a pound, no matter if you get 10 ribs or 12. Jack is the same as the retarded kid on the playground that would trade their five dollar bill for two singles because 'more is obviously better.'

And I really need to stop watching Jack's on the go stuff. I'm going to give myself a heart attack from being MATI at him eating sandwiches sideways before Jack has his final stroke.
 
What the fuck does it matter how many ribs you get per pound? A pound is a pound, no matter if you get 10 ribs or 12. Jack is the same as the retarded kid on the playground that would trade their five dollar bill for two singles because 'more is obviously better.'

And I really need to stop watching Jack's on the go stuff. I'm going to give myself a heart attack from being MATI at him eating sandwiches sideways before Jack has his final stroke.
I legit can't watch them in full, because I legit can't stand how he treats the staff. That and I ain't gonna watch some fat autistic boomer film a fucking parking lot because he is always concerned about how far he has to walk.
 
what a shock....he says he doesn't like the restaurant's bbq sauce. that's basically a given at every bbq place he eats at since his morbidly obese ego won't allow him to ever admit that there's a sauce better than his

Jack has had extremely high sauce standards ever since he crafted THE BEST BBQ SAUCE YOU'LL EVER TASTE! After all, it is THE BEST BBQ SAUCE so nothing ever comes close
 
Jack has had extremely high sauce standards ever since he crafted THE BEST BBQ SAUCE YOU'LL EVER TASTE! After all, it is THE BEST BBQ SAUCE so nothing ever comes close
It's funny to me how Jack claims to not eat many desserts, even though he likes sweet BBQ sauces, so he does consume quite a bit of sugar. Speaking from experience, when you reduce your sugar intake gradually, and stay like that for a month, your previous foods taste almost unbearably sweet when you tasted them again. And this is, in part, why Jack constantly claims food to be bland, because his taste buds are overstimulated.
 
It's funny to me how Jack claims to not eat many desserts, even though he likes sweet BBQ sauces, so he does consume quite a bit of sugar. Speaking from experience, when you reduce your sugar intake gradually, and stay like that for a month, your previous foods taste almost unbearably sweet when you tasted them again. And this is, in part, why Jack constantly claims food to be bland, because his taste buds are overstimulated.

I once went off a diet at a concert after three weeks on it. I had an ice cold coke that still to this day was possibly one of the sweetest tasting things I have ever had.

I can't imagine just how much sugar Jack intakes on a daily basis.
 
Here's a question for all you Jack-Heads. (Jack-Offs? What does he call his fans?)

I've been poking around the farms for almost a year now, and it seems to me that people are often the most fascinated by the cows that hit a close-to-home nerve. This is probably not a new observation. I see some current and former fatties in the deathfats section, some people with caregiving experience in the Munchausens' and tard baby threads, etc. I won't go on, as there are as many diverse types of cows as there are grains of sand on the beach, but I believe this is fairly widespread. Nobody becomes a lolcow who doesn't ping quite a few people with "There but for the grace of God go I..." (Or by the grace of a little more intelligence, a little less autism, and not being a huge fucking narcissist.)

But Jack is one of my regular threads to check up on, and I'm not sure why. There is nothing about him that hits me close to home.

In some ways, he's sort of like an UberCow. He's got features of several other major cows:
- Fat and stubborn about it
- Neglecting health in a spectacular fashion
- Lazy as balls
- Autistically obsessed with something stupid
- Assumes he's brilliant at something he's actually terrible at
- Wants attention and money for nothing
- Child abuser
- Narcisisst

He's also a conservative, religious, idiot baby boomer, but those factors aren't what make him a lolcow. He is, however, the only conservative cow that I follow. As a left-leaning person, I find the left-leaning cows more fascinating/interesting/upsetting, and I don't think I'm alone there. I actually find the conservatives cows I've looked at pretty boring... but not Jack.

I know many people in this thread came to Jack because they were disgusted by his food. Perhaps you are foodies or chefs, and that's why this hits you close to home. I'm curious as to why other people find Jack to be a satisfying cow. Is he just a perfect storm of cowiness?
 
Here's a question for all you Jack-Heads. (Jack-Offs? What does he call his fans?)
FoodJacks, and he usually says that because his cholesterol level spikes so high his mushbrain or body in general is about to stroke out again.
I know many people in this thread came to Jack because they were disgusted by his food. Perhaps you are foodies or chefs, and that's why this hits you close to home. I'm curious as to why other people find Jack to be a satisfying cow. Is he just a perfect storm of cowiness?
For me, it's because he has this nearly perfect mix of laziness, narcissism, pathological lying, and being a shit human being responsible for his own problems.

I tend to gravitate towards cows that have unwarranted egos, especially ones that cause their own problems.
 
I know many people in this thread came to Jack because they were disgusted by his food. Perhaps you are foodies or chefs, and that's why this hits you close to home. I'm curious as to why other people find Jack to be a satisfying cow. Is he just a perfect storm of cowiness?
Jack is a good cow to follow because he is consistently awful at what he does. His videos are short so there isn't much of a time commitment required to keep up. He's just reliably good for laughs. Plus this thread has good posts. Jack's just such a collosal fuck up at everything he does. He can't even do something as simple as going to church without fucking it up. By going to a church run by a murderer.
 
I know many people in this thread came to Jack because they were disgusted by his food. Perhaps you are foodies or chefs, and that's why this hits you close to home. I'm curious as to why other people find Jack to be a satisfying cow. Is he just a perfect storm of cowiness?
For me it's a mix of his arrogance, ignorance, selfishness, total lack of talent and generally being a disgusting individual. He personifies the stereotypical boomer to a tee. I think it hits home for me because I enjoy food along with all its intricacies and can't imagine a person who literally just eats food to fill his voracious appetite. He slathers everything in salt, sugar and fat because his tastebuds are totally shot.
 
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Here's a question for all you Jack-Heads. (Jack-Offs? What does he call his fans?)

I've been poking around the farms for almost a year now, and it seems to me that people are often the most fascinated by the cows that hit a close-to-home nerve. This is probably not a new observation. I see some current and former fatties in the deathfats section, some people with caregiving experience in the Munchausens' and tard baby threads, etc. I won't go on, as there are as many diverse types of cows as there are grains of sand on the beach, but I believe this is fairly widespread. Nobody becomes a lolcow who doesn't ping quite a few people with "There but for the grace of God go I..." (Or by the grace of a little more intelligence, a little less autism, and not being a huge fucking narcissist.)

But Jack is one of my regular threads to check up on, and I'm not sure why. There is nothing about him that hits me close to home.

In some ways, he's sort of like an UberCow. He's got features of several other major cows:
- Fat and stubborn about it
- Neglecting health in a spectacular fashion
- Lazy as balls
- Autistically obsessed with something stupid
- Assumes he's brilliant at something he's actually terrible at
- Wants attention and money for nothing
- Child abuser
- Narcisisst

He's also a conservative, religious, idiot baby boomer, but those factors aren't what make him a lolcow. He is, however, the only conservative cow that I follow. As a left-leaning person, I find the left-leaning cows more fascinating/interesting/upsetting, and I don't think I'm alone there. I actually find the conservatives cows I've looked at pretty boring... but not Jack.

I know many people in this thread came to Jack because they were disgusted by his food. Perhaps you are foodies or chefs, and that's why this hits you close to home. I'm curious as to why other people find Jack to be a satisfying cow. Is he just a perfect storm of cowiness?
Its his hubris, I think. Like you said, people kind of follow these guys because there is a bit of empathy, that "There goes I" nature. People are largely empathetic when all they see is another person, another rando out of however many people you see in a day--you dont judge them. If you dont have to know their business and you dont have to see how they treat people, its easy to be like "Well hes not bothering me. Live and let live." Most people follow the threads they do out of marginal curiosity, boredom, whatever. But I dont think they feel very strongly one way or the other about what theyre seeing. They may relate to aspects of it but they arent reading it to get mad.

With Jack he's just so aggressively shitty in how he treats people and the world around him, and how he justifies it. They say that the opposite of liking somebody isnt hatred, but indifference--Jack manages to make it REALLY easy to hate him. Jack is so easy to hate that you could say its almost universal. Hes also a really easy target, he's a dick but he isnt doing really fucked up shit. Hes not really preying on anyone, except himself. He gets his own comeuppance in terms of like strokes and shit, so its a bit cathartic.
 
Here's a question for all you Jack-Heads. (Jack-Offs? What does he call his fans?)

I've been poking around the farms for almost a year now, and it seems to me that people are often the most fascinated by the cows that hit a close-to-home nerve. This is probably not a new observation. I see some current and former fatties in the deathfats section, some people with caregiving experience in the Munchausens' and tard baby threads, etc. I won't go on, as there are as many diverse types of cows as there are grains of sand on the beach, but I believe this is fairly widespread. Nobody becomes a lolcow who doesn't ping quite a few people with "There but for the grace of God go I..." (Or by the grace of a little more intelligence, a little less autism, and not being a huge fucking narcissist.)

But Jack is one of my regular threads to check up on, and I'm not sure why. There is nothing about him that hits me close to home.

In some ways, he's sort of like an UberCow. He's got features of several other major cows:
- Fat and stubborn about it
- Neglecting health in a spectacular fashion
- Lazy as balls
- Autistically obsessed with something stupid
- Assumes he's brilliant at something he's actually terrible at
- Wants attention and money for nothing
- Child abuser
- Narcisisst

He's also a conservative, religious, idiot baby boomer, but those factors aren't what make him a lolcow. He is, however, the only conservative cow that I follow. As a left-leaning person, I find the left-leaning cows more fascinating/interesting/upsetting, and I don't think I'm alone there. I actually find the conservatives cows I've looked at pretty boring... but not Jack.

I know many people in this thread came to Jack because they were disgusted by his food. Perhaps you are foodies or chefs, and that's why this hits you close to home. I'm curious as to why other people find Jack to be a satisfying cow. Is he just a perfect storm of cowiness?
Jack reminds me so much of my step-grandpa (who I've mentioned in the Personal Lolcow thread. I call him Fat Bastard.) There's so much to compare about the two that it would be easier to say how they're different. Fat Bastard does not subscribe to any religion and he's not as tubby as Jack. And honestly I think that Jack is somehow less of an asshole and his voice doesn't make me want to die. But I bet you anything that Jack's whole family makes fun of him behind his back and talks shit about his awful cooking. One of my favorite Christmas traditions is when my parents, uncle, and I drive to Christmas with our extended family and make fun of all the shit Fat Bastard did at Christmas Eve dinner throughout the whole car ride. People like Jack are hilarious as long as you don't have to spend a lot of time with them. And don't have to eat their chili.

Also I fuckin' LOVE barbecue and ribs. Watching cows ruin things I love is hilarious.
 
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