what a shock....he says he doesn't like the restaurant's bbq sauce. that's basically a given at every bbq place he eats at since his morbidly obese ego won't allow him to ever admit that there's a sauce better than his
im sure he'll do it eventually knowing him
I just expected him to do that before he decided to lick all the bottles at that barbecue place.
Why not? I doubt it'd be the first time he had a cock in his mouth and he can say it's Keto.
I legit can't watch them in full, because I legit can't stand how he treats the staff. That and I ain't gonna watch some fat autistic boomer film a fucking parking lot because he is always concerned about how far he has to walk.
It probably isn't the only cock he's taken raw.
It's funny to me how Jack claims to not eat many desserts, even though he likes sweet BBQ sauces, so he does consume quite a bit of sugar. Speaking from experience, when you reduce your sugar intake gradually, and stay like that for a month, your previous foods taste almost unbearably sweet when you tasted them again. And this is, in part, why Jack constantly claims food to be bland, because his taste buds are overstimulated.
FoodJacks, and he usually says that because his cholesterol level spikes so high his mushbrain or body in general is about to stroke out again.
For me, it's because he has this nearly perfect mix of laziness, narcissism, pathological lying, and being a shit human being responsible for his own problems.
Jack is a good cow to follow because he is consistently awful at what he does. His videos are short so there isn't much of a time commitment required to keep up. He's just reliably good for laughs. Plus this thread has good posts. Jack's just such a collosal fuck up at everything he does. He can't even do something as simple as going to church without fucking it up. By going to a church run by a murderer.
For me it's a mix of his arrogance, ignorance, selfishness, total lack of talent and generally being a disgusting individual. He personifies the stereotypical boomer to a tee. I think it hits home for me because I enjoy food along with all its intricacies and can't imagine a person who literally just eats food to fill his voracious appetite. He slathers everything in salt, sugar and fat because his tastebuds are totally shot.
Its his hubris, I think. Like you said, people kind of follow these guys because there is a bit of empathy, that "There goes I" nature. People are largely empathetic when all they see is another person, another rando out of however many people you see in a day--you dont judge them. If you dont have to know their business and you dont have to see how they treat people, its easy to be like "Well hes not bothering me. Live and let live." Most people follow the threads they do out of marginal curiosity, boredom, whatever. But I dont think they feel very strongly one way or the other about what theyre seeing. They may relate to aspects of it but they arent reading it to get mad.
Jack reminds me so much of my step-grandpa (who I've mentioned in the Personal Lolcow thread. I call him Fat Bastard.) There's so much to compare about the two that it would be easier to say how they're different. Fat Bastard does not subscribe to any religion and he's not as tubby as Jack. And honestly I think that Jack is somehow less of an asshole and his voice doesn't make me want to die. But I bet you anything that Jack's whole family makes fun of him behind his back and talks shit about his awful cooking. One of my favorite Christmas traditions is when my parents, uncle, and I drive to Christmas with our extended family and make fun of all the shit Fat Bastard did at Christmas Eve dinner throughout the whole car ride. People like Jack are hilarious as long as you don't have to spend a lot of time with them. And don't have to eat their chili.
