Ahuviya Harel / ADF / Phillip V. Haskins-Delici

[Hispanic_Hitlermobile]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

 

[tomgirl4life]

According to dispatcher #13 of Oakland PD, there were no shots fired at the intersection of 50th & Telegraph. There were shots fired at 59th & Racine a little while ago, about a half mile from where he said he was, and on the other side of the 24 Freeway:

Sorry, ADF, you're totally full of shit. CHP doesn't give a shit about what happens off the highway, and nobody gives a good goddamn what someone does with a BB gun.

 

[Twrx]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

Fucking lol.

 

[CatParty]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

Lol
No

 

[Sigyn]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

oh my god why did I leave this thread for so long. Do go on, CHP.

 

[chimpburgers]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

Nunca.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

@Hispanic_Hitlermobile is back!
How's AIDS treating you, Phil?

 

[AP 297]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

Do you want a pic of the gun used in the target?

@CatParty , should I show him how I shot the target?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

You've really gone off the deep end, Phil. It's beautiful.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

That's about as believable as Borat being real. Give it up.

 

[melty]

According to dispatcher #13 of Oakland PD, there were no shots fired at the intersection of 50th & Telegraph. There were shots fired at 59th & Racine a little while ago, about a half mile from where he said he was, and on the other side of the 24 Freeway:

Ver archivo adjunto 29141

Sorry, ADF, you're totally full of shit. CHP doesn't give a shit about what happens off the highway, and nobody gives a good goddamn what someone does with a BB gun.

So wait, what you're saying is that ADF likes to lie about traumatic things happening to him? #74didnthappen

 

[CatParty]

Do you want a pic of the gun used in the target?

@CatParty , should I show him?

I'm pretty sure @Hispanic_Hitlermobile is just playing around. He's our buddy in cis. He'll let us know he's just joking

 

[Holdek]

Lol
No

Ya fuck da police

HEY ADF SNITCHES GET STITCHES you dirty rat!

And cats kill rats!

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

yes i should turn myself in to the police of a different state for attacking someone all the way on the other side of the country
i see the error of my ways
pls dont sue

 

[Roger Rabbit]

@Hispanic_Hitlermobile , you might wanna read this.

http://www.losangelescriminallawyer...ction-538-d-pc-impersonating-a-peace-off.html

 

[Ravenor]

I think it's quite funny that Hispanic Hitlermobile only ever shows up when Phil has really goofed up an we can prove it 100% without a shadow of a doubt, care to comment philmobile?

 

[Zim]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

And writing this here is helping you how, Phil? I'm just curious since everything you've said is made up including the street you were on.

 

[nad7155]

It is not even Trans Latinx enough to post under his name.

100 lb Muay Thai artist would still like to meet you and your potato shaped friend Jordan, Ahuviya.

 

[melty]

I did the shooting.

You brought a bb gun to a bus station to fire shots? Dude that's really not cool. you're lucky no one reported you, yet.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Unlike those peace-loving people who punch their wheelchair-bound mothers in the face.

#74didnthappen