💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

Looks like Jack and Big T made her a Facebook. First post I saw is from Jack, just the person you need to write your posts clearly.

Fatboy utterly fell in love with the childish scream of "GIMME GIMME" given how this is like the third fucking time he used Give Me as a part of his shitty company name. That more than anything else proves that he was retarded long before the strokes set in.

 

[salmonellajack]

"We also do QuickBooks training"

"We can handle clients all over the US"

Who the fuck is we?!!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

"I don't want any raw meat going into my chilli"

Since when has raw meat been an issue for Jack?!

Theory: The wendigo knows we're on to it. It's trying to cover its tracks.

And considering that it's going to take like an hour or however long he cooks it for, that meat is going to be done by the time he's finished regardless of how much or little he cooked those burgers.

 

[stets]

Who the fuck is we?!!

"We" as in the company. It's appropriate and common usage of the word, even if there's just one person at the company. Unfortunately, Jack blows up the professional image of the Facebook page by inserting himself into it ("My wife's new Facebook page!"), using horrifyingly bright stock images, and having an unprofessional name.

As I mentioned earlier, Tam-Tam not a registered CPA. I just did a corporate name search, and "Give Me Books" is also not a registered corporation in the state of Tennessee. This is a very bad look for America's next top accounting firm.

The corporate information for Jack's other businesses included his home address. You can take a tour of the Scooty Shack here.

Interestingly, the name for GiveMe Foods was listed as expired/inactive just over a year ago.

 

[captkrisma]

"We" as in the company. It's appropriate and common usage of the word, even if there's just one person at the company. Unfortunately, Jack blows up the professional image of the Facebook page by inserting himself into it ("My wife's new Facebook page!"), using horrifyingly bright stock images, and having an unprofessional name.

As I mentioned earlier, Tam-Tam not a registered CPA. I just did a corporate name search, and "Give Me Books" is also not a registered corporation in the state of Tennessee. This is a very bad look for America's next top accounting firm.

The corporate information for Jack's other businesses included his home address. You can take a tour of the Scooty Shack here.

Interestingly, the name for GiveMe Foods was listed as expired/inactive just over a year ago.

That deck is HUGE. Shame that Jack ruined it by cluttering it up with smokers. Also, I imagine the value of the house is drastically lower given that the home itself is cooked better than Jack's meats.

 

[Aaway]

"We" as in the company. It's appropriate and common usage of the word, even if there's just one person at the company. Unfortunately, Jack blows up the professional image of the Facebook page by inserting himself into it ("My wife's new Facebook page!"), using horrifyingly bright stock images, and having an unprofessional name.

As I mentioned earlier, Tam-Tam not a registered CPA. I just did a corporate name search, and "Give Me Books" is also not a registered corporation in the state of Tennessee. This is a very bad look for America's next top accounting firm.

The corporate information for Jack's other businesses included his home address. You can take a tour of the Scooty Shack here.

Interestingly, the name for GiveMe Foods was listed as expired/inactive just over a year ago.

that house sold for $284k.....

as someone from CA, this makes me absolutely seethe. a house the size of the kitchen in that place sells here for over 300k

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

That deck is HUGE. Shame that Jack ruined it by cluttering it up with smokers. Also, I imagine the value of the house is drastically lower given that the home itself is cooked better than Jack's meats.

Didn't he supposedly give some of them away at one point and yet he still has something like six smokers and grills?

 

[stets]

that house sold for $284k.....

as someone from CA, this makes me absolutely seethe. a house the size of the kitchen in that place sells here for over 300k

You can’t even get a one bedroom condo in a bad part of town for that amount where I live.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Interestingly, the name for GiveMe Foods was listed as expired/inactive just over a year ago.

Both trademarks for his sauce company have also expired per the USPTO.

 

[Neko GF]

[Papa Murphy's KETO Dishes, Hendersonville, TN]
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnE...0JNVRuA9sSAHNM6k:6&ab_channel=JackOnTheGoShow
Archive (720p):

 

[White bubblegum]

Ketooooo

 

[Shabobus]

Keto means whatever Jack wants it to at this point. And he is simultaneously keto, "keto-leaning", and no longer keto.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

What’s the point of a “take and bake” pizza place anyway? Might as well assemble the slop yourself at home at that point.

edit to add: of course none of the Scalfani crew had masks on.

 

[JackDavis]

Is this the sleepover room?

 

[Richard Mongler]

What’s the point of a “take and bake” pizza place anyway? Might as well assemble the slop yourself at home at that point.

Papa Murphy's really isn't bad as far as chain places go. I sometimes grab one on my way home from work

 

[Aunt Myrna]

"We" as in the company. It's appropriate and common usage of the word, even if there's just one person at the company. Unfortunately, Jack blows up the professional image of the Facebook page by inserting himself into it ("My wife's new Facebook page!"), using horrifyingly bright stock images, and having an unprofessional name.

As I mentioned earlier, Tam-Tam not a registered CPA. I just did a corporate name search, and "Give Me Books" is also not a registered corporation in the state of Tennessee. This is a very bad look for America's next top accounting firm.

The corporate information for Jack's other businesses included his home address. You can take a tour of the Scooty Shack here.

Interestingly, the name for GiveMe Foods was listed as expired/inactive just over a year ago.

It is/was a lot nicer than I thought. We only ever get to see one corner of the kitchen and the parts of his deck but that aren't covered in grills. That kitchen is huge and such a sad waste of space. I would kill to have that much room. Also, that microwave has survived well considering the heavy abuse it must take doing most of the 'cooking' in the house.

 

[Whatthefuck]

What’s the point of a “take and bake” pizza place anyway? Might as well assemble the slop yourself at home at that point.

edit to add: of course none of the Scalfani crew had masks on.

Or just get a fucking frozen pizza. You can jazz up frozen pizza and it can be just fine. Not great, but fine. I don't need to pay more money for a product I'm going to have to treat the same way I would a frozen pizza. You could get some of those ready made pizza crusts and make your own whatever with quality ingredients. I don't expect Jack to make his own crust. It's probably on the same expense level. Laziness. That's the key here.

Papa Murphy's really isn't bad as far as chain places go. I sometimes grab one on my way home from work

The difference here is that you're coming home from work. Convenience food is fine, they have no reason to need it. He's supposedly a cook and he refuses to actually cook.

 

[JackDavis]

So in the Papa Murphy video Jack is still in a cast and a wheelchair. Tammy has to leave him there in the store to put things in the car and Jack is just stuck there because he can't even fucking wheel himself out of the store. You wonder why Jack is all lovey dovey to Tammy? It's because without her he's completely fucked.
Jack, completely immobile due to the damage he's done to his body from his food choices, orders a "crustless" meat pizza. "A layer of cheese, a layer of sauce, a layer of toppings and a layer of cheese" describes Tammy.

Just a massive massive human.
So Jack and Tamtam both got one each, the healthy Keto-leaning crustless pizza (aka a tub of pizza toppings).
Jack Jr. and Tamtam Jr. both got a thin crust pizza each. Good girl!

"Crustless Pizza" toppings tub:
1280 calories, 96 grams fat, 320mg cholesterol, 3760mg sodium. I absolutely love how you can count Jack's meals sodium levels in terms of grams instead of milligrams.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

[Papa Murphy's KETO Dishes, Hendersonville, TN]
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnE845k7yV0&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=0JNVRuA9sSAHNM6k:6&ab_channel=JackOnTheGoShow

The "keto pizza" was basically a casserole.

 

[AnOminous]

The "keto pizza" was basically a casserole.

So just pure fat. The perfect Jack food.