💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

Imagine you're having a nice little lunch or dinner with the man or woman in your life. Casual, no big deal. Pleasant conversation decent food, you turn your head because something catches your eye and you see this. Why does he eat like a fucking toddler who has never been taught how to properly eat a sandwich? I honestly think if he works that gag reflex a bit with Tam Tam's side piece he'd be able to stuff the entire thing in all at once.

I can just see this play out. You're chatting up a cute girl, take her to some hole-in-the-wall place where they sell great food...your little secret spot. The conversation is going great, you're thinking "back to my place tonight, fuck yeah". In walks a literal orb of a human with his iPhone out, light on, talking loud as fuck about the decor. Alongside him is a woman who looks like she has permanent RBF. The fucking host seats them right next to you and in clear sight of your girl.

Pussy gonna be drier than the Sahara.

 

[Free the Pedos]

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What a looker

He’s the only person who owns slappable hats.

 

[thedingledongle]

Big T yelling at Jack because dummy couldn't wait to take a bite of his scolding hot slop was worth watching this.

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I think that was Jr but still funny

 

[Religion is Dead]

Looks like Jack and Big T made her a Facebook. First post I saw is from Jack, just the person you need to write your posts clearly.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Looks like Jack and Big T made her a Facebook. First post I saw is from Jack, just the person you need to write your posts clearly.

GiveMe Books? Why would you let Jack name your business Tammy? She seems just as clueless as him. Amazing she even managed to get a degree. Even if that degree has credibility issues.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Looks like Jack and Big T made her a Facebook. First post I saw is from Jack, just the person you need to write your posts clearly.

Of course they have to have an animal that's commonly eaten in the shitty logo.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

GIVEMEBOOKS2020

Lord have mercy, her professional career is fucking screwed.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cut9NpSbtSY&ab_channel=CookingWithJackShow

My favorite part of this video was Jack Jr. saying: "You can't taste it if your tongue's burnt, bro."

It was my favorite for 2 reasons:

1 - It revealed that apparently the 3 other members of the Scalfani clan gather round to see Papa Jack record and eat his abominations;
2 - Junior is still a massive wigger.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Looks like Jack and Big T made her a Facebook. First post I saw is from Jack, just the person you need to write your posts clearly.

How incredibly unprofessional. I've seen student projects that look more professional than this. And correct me if I'm wrong, but she doesn't even have a CPA license, does she? In some states you can't call yourself an accountant without a CPA license. This page gives me no reason to hire her over a real CPA based in my home state. I'd rather hire one with no Internet presence than her.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

GIVEMEBOOKS2020

Lord have mercy, her professional career is fucking screwed.

I thought you were jokingly referencing Jack's GIVE ME FOODS until I clicked the link.

 

[Aaway]

you would think tammy would use her professional life as a way to get away from jack but nope, she's out here having him build her website and come up with the name for her business

what the fuck is wrong with her?

 

[stets]

Looks like Jack and Big T made her a Facebook. First post I saw is from Jack, just the person you need to write your posts clearly.

“Here is my wife’s new Facebook page [...]” isn’t what you want to see on a page when you’re thinking about hiring an accountant.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but she doesn't even have a CPA license, does she? In some states you can't call yourself an accountant without a CPA license.

Just checked. She is not a licensed CPA in Tennessee. I only checked her current married name, and I don’t know if she’s registered in another state or how CPA reciprocity even works, though. Edit: Nothing in California either.

 

[Haesindang Park]

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OH LAWD HE COMING!

 

[Super Hans]

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Out of all the things I hate about Jack, him eating sandwiches sideways like this probably tops the list. Since he doesn't have the slightest amount of patience it takes to take a bite instead of swallowing the whole thing the instant he physically can, he has to turn it sideways to be able to taste the meat of the sandwich instead of having his taste buds 'wasted' on the bread. It's the same fucking reason he sticks out his tongue when eating anything else. No patience. Not enjoying the food itself, just the feeling of being full.

What a fucking lardass sack of shit with no appreciation for quality food, or anything else for that matter.

 

[TurdFondler]

I was just about to post asking what the fuck you were on about. What does it mean to eat a sandwich sideways. Then I looked at the pic.

Oh. That's what it means. Absolutely disgusting.

 

[Buck Mullet]

What Jack's hat should really say:

 

[Suburban Bastard]

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It’s astonishing a man can make it to his 50s without ever learning basic table manners, Jesus Christ.

 

[AnOminous]

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If Jack Scalfani had been the first victim in Seven, John Doe would have been viewed as a hero.

 

[For The Internet]

"I don't want any raw meat going into my chilli"

Since when has raw meat been an issue for Jack?!

Theory: The wendigo knows we're on to it. It's trying to cover its tracks.

 

[Marissa Moira]

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Using a burger as a wetnap.

A pro move if i ever saw one.