💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Sorry if this is late but is there actual proof of Jack getting any sort of offer from Food Network, or is it just Jack lying in livestreams? I can't imagine for a second how a Food Network scout would find Jack, he only has 450k subs and he makes everything out of cans, plus his meat (the only thing he consistently cooks that doesn't come in a jar) is always undercooked so I can't see what would pique their interest. An episode of a show where he gets help from a real chef makes more sense but I still don't buy it.
some food network rep left a comment on one of his instagram posts to contact them
 
what?


what?!

When did I ever give the impression that I thought eating meat for breakfast was a good idea. In fact, I'm pretty sure I directly implied the opposite.
[stress sigh]
You said there are certain types of breakfast foods, ie easily digested carbs, but there are many traditional breakfast foods that don’t fit that criteria and people still enjoy and function well on.
 
Big T yelling at Jack because dummy couldn't wait to take a bite of his scolding hot slop was worth watching this.

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The excitement in his voice while pulling up. The smile on his face. He's as excited as a child on Christmas.
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He's like a fucking child with these things. Can't wait to stuff them down his throat. It's like food is the only thing that gives him pleasure.

That's revolting for so many reasons.
 
It is an uncannily common deathfat move. All the great deathfats do it. From Chantal to Amberlynn to Jack and Tammy. I've never seen anyone else do it unless maybe they're eating noodles and even then it's not like the Alien emerged from their throat to devour the food. It's disgusting and fascinating at the same time.
I wonder if the reason for this is that when you're really large, it becomes physically difficult for you to move your body toward the food, either because your gut is in the way or just general reduced range of motion or both. And so they subconsciously compensate for that with the tongue move. I'm not sure if its typical to keep your head more aligned with your plate to stop drips on the table or your shirt? Im always concerned with spilling shit on myself. I dont notice how most people eat i guess, maybe ill start now.
 
Yet more proof that Jack is an emotional child whose parents should have forced him to grow up more. Oh wait, I forgot, he was a cheating baby with the milkman. Seriously, what sad bastard loses their minds over spicy nuggies that aren't a kid?

Shit, if they're anything like Wendy's, they're just okay. SAD!
 
"Make sure you got a flame... Yup got a flame"

Lmao he totally fucked up his siding by almost blowing up his grill one day.

Edit: *While chili is very obviously boiling* "Is that hot?"
Says it looks like soup. His solution? Throw it in the refrigerator overnight. "That'll really solidify it right up"
He sprinkles cheese on top, says it's nerve racking. "I don't know if this will melt or not, or turn toxic!" Huh?
"I'll just put less on the spoon so it cools faster, but I don't want less meat."
He calls this a fail because of the cheese he puts in. I think it's a fail because he didn't put any fucking salt in it. What's he going to do with the chili now, dump it down the drain? What a waste of food.
 
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That's a Tomato soup with beans and vegetables,not chili
Nuke the veggies in the mike for extra sogginess
"I don't want raw meat in my chili" :story:
"A little smoked paprika": proceed to drop a third of the container
He put out his Venom-like tongue for some extra hot action while T. is thinking about leaving Jesus grace so she can finally get rid of him

Overall it's a good :stress: out of 10

He calls this a fail because of the cheese he puts in. I think it's a fail because he didn't put any fucking salt in it. What's he going to do with the chili now, dump it down the drain? What a waste of food.

I bet he will pull a DSP and dump it down the toilet and flush it while giggling like a 5 year old
 
Imagine you're having a nice little lunch or dinner with the man or woman in your life. Casual, no big deal. Pleasant conversation decent food, you turn your head because something catches your eye and you see this. Why does he eat like a fucking toddler who has never been taught how to properly eat a sandwich? I honestly think if he works that gag reflex a bit with Tam Tam's side piece he'd be able to stuff the entire thing in all at once.
 
Standard shitty soup that he always calls chili, just with even cheaper ingredients.

I've already gone over why Fat Jack is a fucking retard for cooking chili like this, but for those who haven't seen them it's simple: Chili takes time for the flavors to mingle together and it needs to be thick since it's a fucking stew.

No need to do a runthrough since it's so bogstandard I've covered it. A lot.

The literal only thing he does that's different now is he mixes the cheese into it like the fat manchild he is; and no, you just sprinkle the cheese on top if you're curious.
 
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