💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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    Votos: 261 16.4%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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very odd, late night JOTG upload


jack and tammy order chips and queso, nachos with brisket, a double burger w/fried egg on top, and wings. at the end, jack says that the waitress forgot to bring out the tabasco cole slaw they ordered but claims he was too full and wouldn't have wanted it anyways. haha right

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very odd, late night JOTG upload

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GTAszowPMFQ
jack and tammy order chips and queso, nachos with brisket, a double burger w/fried egg on top, and wings. at the end, jack says that the waitress forgot to bring out the tabasco cole slaw they ordered but claims he was too full and wouldn't have wanted it anyways. haha right

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What's odd about it? Wouldn't be the first time Jack smoked a chub in the wee hours.

And where the fuck is Jack getting all these trashy caps? I thought Hot Topic went out of business.
 
Jack fails yet again by committing to show, don't tell.

He hypes the viewer up for red slaw, which I have to admit I've never seen before and was genuinely interested, and then never shows it on camera, offering up a weak excuse as to why he didn't show it.

Another error is by going to these little hole in the wall places that are in tiny ass towns. He's trying to be like Guy Fieri, but Guy goes to somewhat larger towns that people would likely stop in if they were on a road trip.
 
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very odd, late night JOTG upload

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GTAszowPMFQ
jack and tammy order chips and queso, nachos with brisket, a double burger w/fried egg on top, and wings. at the end, jack says that the waitress forgot to bring out the tabasco cole slaw they ordered but claims he was too full and wouldn't have wanted it anyways. haha right

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Man these videos always start and end the same. They are extremely low effort. It's just an excuse for them to stuff their face. Who gives a shit about the menu of some place no one will ever visit? Who cares how the chairs and walls look?
 
boxybum dijo:
Man these videos always start and end the same. They are extremely low effort. It's just an excuse for them to stuff their face. Who gives a shit about the menu of some place no one will ever visit? Who cares how the chairs and walls look?
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He's trying to make it look like a legit review of the place so he can claim the food as a business expense. In the end though, he just wants the food and the rest is an excuse.
 
captkrisma dijo:
Another error is by going to these little hole in the wall places that are in tiny ass towns. He's trying to be like Guy Fieri, but Guy goes to somewhat larger towns that people would likely stop in if they were on a road trip.
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I can only think of one rationale for reviewing these tiny, obscure places other than using it as an excuse to stuff his face. He still after all this time expects some junior producer for the Food Network to discover JotG and think "yes, I want this morbidly obese, stroked out moron with one functioning limb to slur his way through a rip-off of our own, successful tv show."
 
stets dijo:
I can only think of one rationale for reviewing these tiny, obscure places other than using it as an excuse to stuff his face. He still after all this time expects some junior producer for the Food Network to discover JotG and think "yes, I want this morbidly obese, stroked out moron with one functioning limb to slur his way through a rip-off of our own, successful tv show."
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well i guess it worked because food network did contact him a few months ago about appearing on a guy fieri show or something like that, but jack turned it down because it would've required him to be in CA

he really couldn't care less about fame at this point like he once did. as long as tammy can drive him wherever he wants to he can scarf down nachos, bbq, wings, and burgers, he's happy
 
Aaway dijo:
well i guess it worked because food network did contact him a few months ago about appearing on a guy fieri show or something like that, but jack turned it down because it would've required him to be in CA

he really couldn't care less about fame at this point like he once did. as long as tammy can drive him wherever he wants to he can scarf down nachos, bbq, wings, and burgers, he's happy
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That's actually kinda really sad but then again it's Jack so I have trouble feeling sorry for him. He's accepted that he's an avatar of Gluttony and all he'll do for the rest of his likely short life is get driven around to cram endless amounts of calorie-dense food into his stomach.
 
"I'm not promoting them..." while a banner with the McDonald's logo exclaiming "spicy nuggets are out!" is displayed during the whole video. And hasn't McDonald's put a stop to all day breakfast due to the pandemic? I know here you can only get the breakfast burritos and hotcakes after 10:30am now. So assuming that's the case, personally find it kind of gross to eat shitty spicy fast food that early.

Once I went into a Carl Jr's about 10:45am for breakfast, and heard someone in the drive thru order a spicy chicken sandwich and wondered "what kind of person orders that at this time?"

And now I know.
 
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