💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votos: 17 1.1%
  • August-September 2024

    Votos: 34 2.1%
  • October-November 2024

    Votos: 37 2.3%
  • December 2024

    Votos: 44 2.8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votos: 256 16.1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votos: 261 16.4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votos: 930 58.5%

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Jack says a 4K video would take 8 hours to process. Since Jack films his episodes in bunches, this shouldn't actually be an issue since one can set dates for premieres and ha e the videos process, or maintain a consistent timeline for his videos and backwards plan.
Depends I don't follow jack a lot so I don't know if this is the case, but I tried a few times to render 4k video on one of my computers (Ryzen 7 2700, GTX 1070) and the computer was basically unable to be used for anything else, if they only have one computer, that could pose quite a problem. Judging by what I have seen of Jack I can't help but think he has a walmart special PC.

Oh joy...ANOTHER chili recipie. This time with all the shit from Dollar Tree.
Is he trying to rip off The Wolf Pit now?
 
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Sell one or two smokers and get a PC that's not a shit heap. Or just set it to run overnight.
That's something I just don't get about Jack. Selling off even just one of his smokers could easily get him groceries for a couple of weeks (well, enough for normal people, but you know what I mean). Just a casual look through the common resale sites show most grills/smokers going for at least $150, with most being $200-$400. With the gimmicky shit Jack buys, he could probably get back several grand if he did some serious downsizing. Summer is ending, so now would be the time to do it before waiting for next year.

Laziness is a given, but this would be even less effort than making a video.
 
Summer is ending, so now would be the time to do it before waiting for next year.

No, the dumb fat fuck will just let them rust in the yard until they're worthless.

It would be a good time to sell them not just because of summer but because many people only break those things out for something like a Thanksgiving/Christmas ham or turkey or similar special occasions, so someone might even buy it right now just for that.
 
No, the dumb fat fuck will just let them rust in the yard until they're worthless.

It would be a good time to sell them not just because of summer but because many people only break those things out for something like a Thanksgiving/Christmas ham or turkey or similar special occasions, so someone might even buy it right now just for that.
If it were me, I'd go into a side hustle of smoking the meats for them. $15 for a ham, $30 for a turkey.

Of course this is me cooking, and I would ensure the meat is at a good temperature, not raw, and not partially consumed by a spirit of a Wendigo.

As for hearing Jr. getting his fuck on, Jack said in the live stream that they have the upper part of the house to themselves so they can "romp around". So yeah, he can hear them fucking.
 
If it were me, I'd go into a side hustle of smoking the meats for them. $15 for a ham, $30 for a turkey.

Of course this is me cooking, and I would ensure the meat is at a good temperature, not raw, and not partially consumed by a spirit of a Wendigo.

As for hearing Jr. getting his fuck on, Jack said in the live stream that they have the upper part of the house to themselves so they can "romp around". So yeah, he can hear them fucking.

No wonder Jack is more pissed off than usual. I would be too if I was reminded my dick hasn't worked since the Aughts three times daily.
 
jack jr and his fiance seem like the type that'll end up having 6 kids

also, i'd bet good money someone will end up getting covid from attending their "mask free" wedding
 
Oh, this guy. I've been wondering what he's been up to these days. I remember watching some of his videos and wondering why he's cooking the way he does.

Um, check yourself. He's a tech guru. He has a whole channel dedicated to his infinite knowledge of technology that he definitely doesn't have to ask his boomer followers for help with.

Wait, he has a WHAT. I need to check this out. Shows how far behind I am on Jack, man.
 
Wait, he has a WHAT. I need to check this out. Shows how far behind I am on Jack, man.

You’re not missing much. He generally just “reviews” shitty Chinese OEM garbage from companies no one has ever heard of. He also reviews shovelware apps that solve problems that anyone even remotely tech literate figured out a decade ago. There’s frequently lots of bickering with Tammy that inexplicably wasn’t edited out, which I guess is slightly amusing.
 
Judging by what I have seen of Jack I can't help but think he has a walmart special PC.

Nah he has a top of the line MacBook Pro*. He was sperging out about upgrading to the fastest Intel processor MBP when Apple announced they were going ARM. Not really sure why he needs Intel, I don't think he's dual booting into windows or using anything outside of web browsers and Apple programs, but that's our Jack.

* Yeah yeah Apple sucks, PC Master Linux Android Race is the best. Fact is Apple makes great products for video editing.
 
"inappropriate language"= things i don't agree with

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Lol... I saw the posts he was speaking about but didn't take any screenshots. Someone posted pictures of half raw chicken on the Cooking With Jack group saying they followed his recipe and then engaged in graphic foreplay with their other half in the comments.

They were also taken down only hours later.
 
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