🐱 Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize following Israel-UAE accord

President Trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for helping broker a peace deal between Israel and the United Arab Emirates, according to a report. Christian Tybring-Gjedde, a member o…

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President Trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for helping broker a peace deal between Israel and the United Arab Emirates, according to a report.

Christian Tybring-Gjedde, a member of the Norwegian Parliament and chairman to the NATO Parliamentary Assembly, submitted the nomination, Fox News reported.

“For his merit, I think he has done more trying to create peace between nations than most other Peace Prize nominees,” Tybring-Gjedde, told Fox News.

In his letter to the Nobel Committee, Tybring-Gjedde wrote that the Trump administration has played a key role in the establishment of relations between the two nations.

“As it is expected other Middle Eastern countries will follow in the footsteps of the UAE, this agreement could be a game-changer that will turn the Middle East into a region of cooperation and prosperity,” he wrote, Fox News reported.

 

[Allegory]

Why disaster, Obama got one before he even did anything and than went on to bomb so much he RAN OUT OF BOMBS.

Trump is pulling us out of wars we shouldn't be in and brokering deals to bring peace to the middle east.

The man is amazing

 

[Duke Nukem]

He's not going to be the winner. He's not brown, and he neither bombed more sand filled shithole countries than his predecessor, nor did he murder enough inbred camel fuckers and their retarded offspring with remote control airplanes.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

He deserves it so they'll probably give it to someone who doesnt like some career criminal who got shot while breaking the law or some tranny

 

[Duke Nukem]

He deserves it so they'll probably give it to someone who doesnt like some career criminal who got shot while breaking the law or some tranny

The co-founder of the Crips gang was nominated as well, and he was supposedly convicted of killing four people in a botched corner grocery store robbery or something. Just so you know what you're dealing with.

 

[GHTD]

Neat.

Probably won't win, but I think it's cool he got nominated, especially for the reason he got nominated. Better than Obama winning just for getting elected.

 

[CatParty]

FYI over 300 people get nominated but this’ll be the most amusing nomination

 

[Lone MacReady]

Didn't King "drone strike" Nigger get a Peace Prize... despite being King "drone strike" Nigger? Whatever, the entire award started with fucking TNT anyway so it clearly isn't a humanitarian award.

 

[Duke Nukem]

FYI over 300 people get nominated but this’ll be the most amusing nomination

If he gets the prize I'm going to laugh my ass off so hard at the inevitable responses.

"Orange Man Bad!" on steroids for WEEKS

Edit: not nomination but prize. Goofed

 

[Dutch Courage]

I am just amazed they actually nominated him. He certainly deserves it more than Obama did. I figured the Scandinavians would have it out for him as much as anyone else and intentionally snub him. It's refreshing to see that they didn't.

This won't affect the election results (which will be corrupted by his opponents anyway), but it sure will be funny to see the liberal reaction to this news. They are already accusing the person who nominated him of being a "far-right extremist". Heheh, that is some world liberals live in...

 

[Not Really Here]

I can't wait for them to vote for someone else, it will be the the final proof Alfred Nobel's attempt to encourage peace was useless.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Honestly? Even if he won it, he should just decline it out of principal. That shit's so tarnished.

 

[Sped Xing]

Watch the DNC bankrupt itself in bribes trying to avoid him winning, thereby doing far more damage to themselves than even the unlikely event of him winning would do.

Past behavior predicts what?

 

[Roybertitos]

I mean, he deserves it for all those peace deals he's been pulling. I don't even remember what Obama did to deserve his when he prolly killed more sand niggers than Bush did. He prolly won't win it though, it'd be bad press for the Nobel foundation or whoever gives out these things to award the peace prize to orange Hitler.

But man imagine if he ended up winning it, the wave of salt would be so immense we'd all prolly die of sodium poisoning.

 

[soy_king]

The Nobel Peace Prize has been a joke for years even before Obama won one just for being black. Al Gore got one for making a sensationalist movie, and Yasser Arafat got one for pinky promising not to attack Israel. Norway may be less cucked than Sweden, but it's still cucked.

 

[Sped Xing]

Honestly? Even if he won it, he should just decline it out of principal. That shit's so tarnished.

Accept it and donate the winnings to the treasury.

 

[Hux]

It's what I keep saying: If he does win the prize, what he should do is point out in his acceptance the time they gave the same award to Obama for the sole purpose of being Elected While Being Not Bush, call it out for the meaningless sham the prize and the Nobel Committee really is, finalize his speech with a loud wet fart into the mic then promptly walk out to the nearest body of water for him to fling the fucker into it like it were a frisbee

 

[Marissa Moira]

I can't wait for them to vote for someone else, it will be the the final proof Alfred Nobel's attempt to encourage peace was useless.

Peace was never an option.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Remember that peace treaty that Jimmy Carter helped put in place? LOL

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Didn't King "drone strike" Nigger get a Peace Prize... despite being King "drone strike" Nigger? Whatever, the entire award started with fucking TNT anyway so it clearly isn't a humanitarian award.

Obama won the Nobel Peas Pies in 2009. He was elected in November 2008. He won the Nobel Prize for being a half-black that got elected POTUS and proceeded to spend the next eight years killing people(including Americans), bribing fascist states, resetting relations with Russia, and destabilizing the US. Oh and setting up a coup against the incoming administration...almost forgot that one.

The nomination will generate a few grains but a (highly unlikely)win would unleash a torrent of salt only rivaled by November 2016 and unless the DNC cheats bigly--November 2020.

I would have to argue that Trump actually deserves it. Regardless of what the media and DNC have tried to claim over the past four years Trump has done more than any President in recent history to actually keep things peaceful. Outside of surgically striking a few exceptional pieces of shit what military action have we taken? Yeah drone strikes continued against ISIS and possibly other targets but I have to assume civilian counts are low because we have not seen whistleblowers or leaked reports to the MSM.

Anyway it is a bullshit award created by a guy who was trying to absolve himself for creating a tremendous tool for destruction.