💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

i really want to know more about jack doing karate

must've been long before his youtube career or else he would've for sure documented it

 

[StraightShooter2]

i really want to know more about jack doing karate

I did Taekwondo years ago; I no longer talk about it to people I meet since I don't want to look like a poser who hasn't done it in years.

must've been long before his youtube career or else he would've for sure documented it

I think that Sumo might be a better fit for him.

What a load of shit: his little videos would at most take a half hour or so to upload and process depending on his connection; he's just trying to hide how he doesn't want to learn how to make better videos. Given this is his self proclaimed job, a 10mbps or better is recommended and easily fucking doable since Hendersonville is not goddamn moocow country where only satellites work.

Even assuming they did take a long time, he could just start the upload at night before he goes to bed and they'd be uploaded in the morning; the fact that he won't do something that simple and makes excuses for it is funny, and then he'll wonder why his channel seems to be dying.

 

[AnOminous]

Why does he think someone would shoot his wife? Is he paranoid?

He's angry that Tyrone is going to shoot into his wife again.

 

[The Neutral Observer]

Speaking of Jack's religious Chanel. If you watch his most recent video the opening is Jack talking to who I assume is a pastor about their homicidal thoughts.https://youtu.be/vI2rBamjKyk

How many channels does Jack have? I was aware of CWJ, Tech Time, and Jack on the Go. How many more does he run?

 

[Religion is Dead]

i really want to know more about jack doing karate

must've been long before his youtube career or else he would've for sure documented it

It had to have been back in high school or shortly after, before he had ballooned out. I would fucking love to see photos of Jack through the years, just to pinpoint the exact time frame he started losing his hair and packing on the pounds.

 

[Aaway]

How many channels does Jack have? I was aware of CWJ, Tech Time, and Jack on the Go. How many more does he run?

he's had 8 channels total

Cooking w/Jack
Jack on the Go
Techtime
Eye 2 Eye
Letters from Jack
F as in Frank
Jack Scalfani
Cooking w/Jack, too

four are still active

 

[feral cat #6385]

What's frightening is that Jack keeps 2 pistols loaded with one in the chamber and the hammer drawn back. He literally just need to point and shoot. Now...the actual odds of someone coming to the Scalfani residence specifically to shoot Tammy is gonna be on the low side, but still.

And fat guys attempting to do karate will never NOT be funny.

But if that should happen....

GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR A REKIETA LAW/JACK SCALFANI CROSSOVER!

 

[JackDavis]

Thinking about Jack and Tammy performing oral sex on each other is vomit inducing.

Hahahaha you know she does that thing where she goes cross-eyed then sticks her tongue all the way out.

 

[AnOminous]

What's frightening is that Jack keeps 2 pistols loaded with one in the chamber and the hammer drawn back. He literally just need to point and shoot. Now...the actual odds of someone coming to the Scalfani residence specifically to shoot Tammy is gonna be on the low side, but still.

Look what he did to his own son for no reason, tried to choke him to death, just out of the blue. He is a blind ogre of a man, completely incapable of controlling his vile, base impulses. All it takes is one too many cutting remarks from Tammy and Jack could lose his mind and somehow manage to shoot her and not himself.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Speaking of Jack's religious Chanel. If you watch his most recent video the opening is Jack talking to who I assume is a pastor about their homicidal thoughts.https://youtu.be/vI2rBamjKyk

That vid starts with Jack wondering if he should protect and provide for his family, or can he be a lazy fuck and just let Jesus do it, then devolves into Pastor Jim and him indulging in masturbatory violence fantasies. It's quite disturbing, given their church's connection to murderin' Maury Davis.
Another thing I've noticed from those chats with Pastor Jim: when Jack interacts with other men, his camp mannerisms become even more exaggerated. I would be extremely uncomfortable if I found myself alone in a room with him, and would not trust Jesus to protect me.

 

[Aaway]

jack is a nutjob

so not only has he expressed homicidal thoughts towards animals (wrote about how he wished the mailman would shoot his neighbor's dog after his mail stopped being delivered,) he has now done the same towards people

 

[stets]

jack is a nutjob

so not only has he expressed homicidal thoughts towards animals (wrote about how he wished the mailman would shoot his neighbor's dog after his mail stopped being delivered,) he has now done the same towards people

Eh, homicidal fantasies are pretty common among people. The difference is that virtually everyone knows that actually taking about it is extremely taboo, unless it's to a therapist or mental health professional.

Jack, on the other hand, crosses the line into full blown homicidal ideation. And he talks about it publicly and broadcasts it to the world on YouTube. It's a special combination of being both mentally unbalanced and stupid that make this possible.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

I just skimmed through the Saturday live chat. He mentioned that his last stroke was a brain stem stroke. He followed that up by saying he's lucky to be alive and that no one had survived one before. At least part of that is true. It is like he can't help but lie.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Remember the Green River Killer? The guy was a stand up citizen and well respected elder in the church, with a wife and kids. Also, Jack pretty much gave away that he watches porn in the last livefeed. @48min 30 sec mark. After he said it, he realized what he said and hesitated for bit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sFWGEGeiOFE

I don't remember Green River Killer but that description also works for the serial killer BTK. He even took one victim to his church to do bondage photos. Not surprised he watches porn. Discussed going to strip clubs on his channel with his brother. Said he doesn't like them because it's hard to eat a sandwich and they have good food.

 

[brooky]

Aren't most serial killers in decent shape? I'm sure plenty were pudgy or had spare tires, but I can't think of any who had one dead arm.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Aren't most serial killers in decent shape? I'm sure plenty were pudgy or had spare tires, but I can't think of any who had one dead arm.

Hard to kill somebody when the most you can do is impotently swing your dead arm at them.

 

[brooky]

Hard to kill somebody when the most you can do is impotently swing your dead arm at them.

Guess he could always get Tammy to do it.

 

[stets]

Aren't most serial killers in decent shape? I'm sure plenty were pudgy or had spare tires, but I can't think of any who had one dead arm.

Almost all are in pretty decent shape. John Wayne Gacy is an obvious exception. He was a fat fuck who still managed to off 30 people in the Midwest. He still blended in to society well though. Small business owner, active in the local community, and involved in politics to a big enough degree to have his picture taken with FLOTUS.

 

[White bubblegum]

Almost all are in pretty decent shape. John Wayne Gacy is an obvious exception. He was a fat fuck who still managed to off 30 people in the Midwest. He still blended in to society well though. Small business owner, active in the local community, and involved in politics to a big enough degree to have his picture taken with FLOTUS.

Yeah, he was active. A far cry from fatasses who lay in bed all day. Plus didn't he drug his victims anyways so there wasn't much struggling?
Either way, Jack probably fantasises about bad hombres breaking in the house to shoot Tammy because it's in line with his macho tough guy persona.

 

[Aaway]

I don't remember Green River Killer but that description also works for the serial killer BTK. He even took one victim to his church to do bondage photos. Not surprised he watches porn. Discussed going to strip clubs on his channel with his brother. Said he doesn't like them because it's hard to eat a sandwich and they have good food.

of course that was jack's main complaint about strip clubs