💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[salmonellajack]

If he actually made reaction videos to the PCLM podcasts or the TV show he was on it would be great content for his channel

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Jack mentioned this video in the last live stream as having gone viral: it currently has 5.3k views.

There's a handy warning at the start that kids should leave the room, presumably so they don't die of embarrassment.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

If that's the case, he missed out, because there are better alternatives to the Matthew 14:13-21 in the Bible. 1 Corinthians, in the New Testament for example, has a verse that would suit Jack's needs better.

“So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God.” 1 Corinthians 10:31

Does the job of glorifying God while also avoiding the awkwardness of people interpreting a comparison between his sauces and Jesus's miracle. But then again, Jack probably has not really read the Bible, as is the case with a lot of supposed Christians.

Jack is one of those types of Christians that can only refer to either John or Matthew. Can’t cite other bible verses.

 

[Aaway]

jack saying that he stopped interacting with viewers due to feedback he received is pure bullshit and nothing but an excuse for his laziness

like others have mentioned, i highly doubt people were writing to jack saying "hey, i wish you would spend less time interacting with your viewers and just cook." plus, it's funny how he says he stopped doing all that because of audience feedback, but he'll refuse to allow comments again despite a bunch of his viewers asking that he does

 

[Cedric_Eff]

jack saying that he stopped interacting with viewers due to feedback he received is pure bullshit and nothing but an excuse for his laziness

like others have mentioned, i highly doubt people were writing to jack saying "hey, i wish you would spend less time interacting with your viewers and just cook." plus, it's funny how he says he stopped doing all that because of audience feedback, but he'll refuse to allow comments again despite a bunch of his viewers asking that he does

Jack’s becoming a bit more obsessed with becoming a podcaster isn’t he?

 

[EvilDroid64]

If he actually made reaction videos to the PCLM podcasts or the TV show he was on it would be great content for his channel

The television series 90 Day Fiance has a companion Pillow Talk edition where previous cast members watch and comment on the current season. Now, there's a series B90 Strikes Back where the cast members of the previous season comment on Pillow Talk and social media reaction to their season of the show. This would be similar to Jack reacting to PCLM.
All three shows are among the top rated programs on American cable television.

 

[Aaway]

jack doing reaction videos to PCLM would be pure gold

but that would mean he'd actually have to acknowledge his "haters," which he's far too much of a bitch to even consider

 

[rubytintedchix]

jack saying that he stopped interacting with viewers due to feedback he received is pure bullshit and nothing but an excuse for his laziness

like others have mentioned, i highly doubt people were writing to jack saying "hey, i wish you would spend less time interacting with your viewers and just cook." plus, it's funny how he says he stopped doing all that because of audience feedback, but he'll refuse to allow comments again despite a bunch of his viewers asking that he does

That’s because he’s a thin skinned bitch.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Jack mentioned this video in the last live stream as having gone viral: it currently has 5.3k views.

Thinking about Jack and Tammy performing oral sex on each other is vomit inducing. Is that close enough to viral?

Also, every time Jack speaks, he contradicts what the other guy just said. He'll sit there for minutes just nodding in agreement, saying "mhmm, yeah, right". Then when he tries to actually get involved, he just says the opposite.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jack mentioned this video in the last live stream as having gone viral: it currently has 5.3k views.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iXVSlfZr-3wThere's a handy warning at the start that kids should leave the room, presumably so they don't die of embarrassment.

Already at 3:00 in and they're horribly misinformed. Yes we here in the West love breasts. They are fetishized to some degree. But here's the thing, this isn't true across all cultures. In cultures where it's normal for a woman to bare her breasts because it's really hot and they wear as little as possible, they're not seen as anything sexual. And if they were to see how things are in the West with our obsession with them they'd find it funny.

It's like how in China when foot binding was a thing. A woman's foot was seen as being something highly erotic. Or at the start of the 20th century a woman's ankle was seen as being obscene if she showed it. Guess what? Unless you have a foot fetish today, they have no real sexual attraction.

Like everything else these Evangelicals talk about, it's been filtered through the general culture. Breasts are hidden and fetishized? Then they're sexual. Ankles are bare and not fetishized? Then they're not sexual.

 

[John Carmack]

 

[Aaway]

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did jack have another stroke as he was typing that out?

 

[Eljudnir]

did jack have another stroke as he was typing that out?

He's in a perpetual state of stroke.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Jack is a narcissist, so his reply when he says that the viewers asked that to happen doesn't surprise me. No one asked for it to be taken away, Jack was just too lazy to respond to everyone in a consistent manner.

He doesn't even look at emails anymore. When he announced that he was selling his sauce business, I sent him an email pretending to be a business owner that was looking to purchase it to see how much he was expecting. Almost three weeks later and I still haven't gotten a response.

Never seen this. His excuse that it takes 4 hours is lame. For something that you consider a job uploading a single video as long as it needs to. Just another reason why his channel failed. Too lazy to put in even the slightest effort.

That's so weird, it's not like you have to sit there and continuously monitor the video. Just upload it overnight and have it go public the next day.

 

[Remember to dilate]

Speaking of Jack's religious Chanel. If you watch his most recent video the opening is Jack talking to who I assume is a pastor about their homicidal thoughts.https://youtu.be/vI2rBamjKyk

 

[Aaway]

Speaking of Jack's religious Chanel. If you watch his most recent video the opening is Jack talking to who I assume is a pastor about their homicidal thoughts.https://youtu.be/vI2rBamjKyk

lol what the fuck?

"if someone comes in to shoot my wife, they're getting shot." i'm losing it at the image of jack's lard ass frantically running to get a gun and then struggling to load it properly because he only has one working arm

also, jack reveals that he had homicidal thoughts when he was in karate. not sure what's funnier, that jack thought of killing people while doing karate or that jack did karate

 

[captkrisma]

lol what the fuck?

"if someone comes in to shoot my wife, they're getting shot." i'm losing it at the image of jack's lard ass frantically running to get a gun and then struggling to load it properly because he only has one working arm

also, jack reveals that he had homicidal thoughts when he was in karate. not sure what's funnier, that jack thought of killing people while doing karate or that jack did karate

What's frightening is that Jack keeps 2 pistols loaded with one in the chamber and the hammer drawn back. He literally just need to point and shoot. Now...the actual odds of someone coming to the Scalfani residence specifically to shoot Tammy is gonna be on the low side, but still.

And fat guys attempting to do karate will never NOT be funny.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

What's frightening is that Jack keeps 2 pistols loaded with one in the chamber and the hammer drawn back. He literally just need to point and shoot. Now...the actual odds of someone coming to the Scalfani residence specifically to shoot Tammy is gonna be on the low side, but still.

And fat guys attempting to do karate will never NOT be funny.

This man is fucking death magnet, between the shit diet, the loaded gun, and his refusal to protect himself against COVID-19. How has he not died yet?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

What's frightening is that Jack keeps 2 pistols loaded with one in the chamber and the hammer drawn back. He literally just need to point and shoot. Now...the actual odds of someone coming to the Scalfani residence specifically to shoot Tammy is gonna be on the low side, but still.

That's fucking brilliant. Guy with a stroked out arm and limited mobility keeps a gun literally ready to go at all times. Fucking mushbrain is going to wind up shooting Tammy Jr one night because she went downstairs for a midnight snack and he thought she was a prowler stealing his precious meat.

And fat guys attempting to do karate will never NOT be funny.

I'm betting he took half a dozen classes at some stripmall McDojo and wound up getting a colored belt in record time because he paid for it and now thinks he's some martial arts badass.

 

[StraightShooter2]

lol what the fuck?

"if someone comes in to shoot my wife, they're getting shot." i'm losing it at the image of jack's lard ass frantically running to get a gun and then struggling to load it properly because he only has one working arm

also, jack reveals that he had homicidal thoughts when he was in karate. not sure what's funnier, that jack thought of killing people while doing karate or that jack did karate

Why does he think someone would shoot his wife? Is he paranoid?