Orbiter Chris's Last Will and Testament

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So, basically Chris found some new IRL faggots to roleplay with. Isn’t that a good thing?

Why the concern?

One of them might have hustled a couple of tardbux from Chris, and? It’s Chris’s money (that would have gone towards toys anyways) and if Chris feels like spending his money on buying friendship with some local slow-in-the-mind, that’s his prerogative.

Chrus Chundlur dijo:
Chris constantly calling "this temple" to his redneck pigsty of a house always gets me.
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“Sir... Sir... This temple belongs to the bank now, and you need to vacate it sir.”
 
Doc Cassidy dijo:
This makes me feel bad for Chris. I mean yeah, she's made some mistakes in her life but I can respect the fact that she's trying to be his true and honest self.

She knows that Barb is dying just like Bob did and she's not sure how to process it. She literally can't imagine a world without Barbara just like she couldn't imagine a world without Bob. He knows the clock is ticking but accepting reality is too hard, so he rejects it. His mother has given him nothing, instead she's leached off his father's social security. She owns nothing and he will inherit nothing. Her home belongs to the bank and once his mother dies she'll be left with nothing. 14 Branchland Court belongs to the government, not Chris. When Barb dies Chris will be on the streets, and he won't survive outside of a group home setting.

Some might think this is perfectly justified and they may be right, but some might think he's a developmentally disabled adult who deserves better than what his guardians provided him. Both might have some truth to them.
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An issue with Chris is he won't try to improve his situation if it inconveniences him in any way, there's plenty of developmentally disabled adults out who are able to live an independent life (Or at least semi-independent), developmentally disabled doesn't mean they don't have to take any personal responsibilty for their actions (Or inactions).

Chris is high functioning enough that blaming his parents or childhood isn't a good enough excuse especially since there's so many people Chris can reach out to who'd help if he'd only stop playing make believe goddess and worrying about how he'll get to the next pony convention instead of what he's going to do when his mother dies.
 
Doc Cassidy dijo:
No. It's my true and honest feelings on the subject, so please respect that.
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The problem is if you pity Chris you'll go insane with grief, because he is impervious to all attempts at help and advice. You can lament he won't go to the doctor's, save his money, get a job, or heed your wisdom, but cometh the hour, you'll just be dragged down into Christian's madness. Alternatively, you can sit back, and observe the madness, either for the lulz, or in solemnity at this cautionary tale about what happens when hillbillies don't stick their spawn in an "institution!"
 
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Angeru dijo:
How much will we get, then?
Will Null be able to fund KF from his inheritance?
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Let’s just pray the merge won’t happen and Chris will live to the ripe ol’ age of 48.

Otherwise it’s the ten-button-electric chair for all of us.

We LOL together or we will hang together.

Tiger Tanaka dijo:
The problem is if you pity Chris you'll go insane with grief, because he is impervious to all attempts at help and advice. You can lament he won't go to the doctor's, save his money, get a job, or heed your wisdom, but cometh the hour, you'll just be dragged down into Christian's madness. Alternatively, you can sit back, and observe the madness, either for the lulz, or in solemnity as this cautionary tale about what happens when hillbillies don't stick their spawn in an "institution!"
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Chris has an impervious hurtful-truth-level shield, which is why he’s convinced to this day that he has done nothing wrong, and any negativity is because of trolls misrepresenting him.

Hence any actual change or improvement is impossible for Chris.

Any observers have 3 options.

1: Asspat and try to help, which is futile.
2: Watch and get depressed.
3: Watch, shake a head in disbelief and get a good chuckle over the dark, absurd comedy that is CWC.
 
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Alex Krycek dijo:
So that’s why Chris is so quiet. Mortality has registered with him and he’s legitimately kind of scared now.
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What baffles me is that he thinks barb will still be around when he kicks the bucket and will care for some random guy.
Maybe he knows barb is immortal.
 
Randy Lahey dijo:
No, if Chris is put in a group home the other tards will rape and murder him.
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Are we really sure it wouldn’t be Chris who’s doing the raping?

Humor me here: Yeah, Chris is dumb as a rock and borderline or mildly retarded. BUT, he is high functioning compared to many other tards.

Wouldn’t he rule the grouphome like a demented, autistic king always being two steps ahead of any competitors to the sped-throne?
 
Fapcop dijo:
Are we really sure it wouldn’t be Chris who’s doing the raping?

Humor me here: Yeah, Chris is dumb as a rock and borderline or mildly retarded. BUT, he is high functioning compared to many other tards.

Wouldn’t he rule the grouphome like a demented, autistic king always being two steps ahead of any competitors to the sped-throne?
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They’d gang up on him like the Sisters in Shawshank Redemption.
 
It's never ceases to amaze me how low Chris can sink. Not only is he wallowing in a discord filled with creepy troons who think they're his friends, but he's also spending money on raid shadow legends. Honestly drawing a dumb card game and arguing with cockless about whose magic is stronger is less sad than this.
 
the sister fister dijo:
This feels like it's one of the few videos that Chris actually talks pretty coherently. What the fuck?
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I think you can tell when Chris legitimately believes something because his speech patterns are more confident. Take any video he was manipulated to produce which don't contain his TRUE and HONEST beliefs-- he's likely stuttering.
 
CWCinbed dijo:
I think you can tell when Chris legitimately believes something because his speech patterns are more confident. Take any video he was manipulated to produce which don't contain his TRUE and HONEST beliefs-- he's likely stuttering.
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You mean, unlike the stuttering in this video, when Chris constantly almost “blows his cover” as not actually being Sonichu?

That: “Within this househo-hmm-temple” legit made me LOL.
 
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