What have you been banned for? - Kickin' the Autistic: Internet Edition

[Swiss46]

I've been banned from nearly every online game I've ever played. Something about me and mics is just not a winning combo it seems.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Banned from IFunny a long time ago for spamming Russian Vegan memes. Apparently that’s where they draw the line.

 

[babaGAReeb]

banned from smogon for wanting to get mewtwo into OU

 

[Eto]

Banned forever on Club Penguin for saying the word “day.” Back then, people would bypass the word filter like that, and eventually the moderators figured it out.

 

[Goronnn]

Banned from a store for shoplifting

 

[The Pink Panther]

Banned forever on Club Penguin for saying the word “day.” Back then, people would bypass the word filter like that, and eventually the moderators figured it out.

What did it REALLY mean?

 

[Fugax]

Banned from Twitter for making a joke that was a little too close to being a death threat.

I miss it bros. Got nowhere to put my art

 

[FuckedUp]

What did it REALLY mean?

"gay", probably.

 

[Trombonista]

It has since detransitioned back to a man

And his name is Albert Einstein.

 

[acmeurquhart]

I ate too many cashews.

 

[FatYoda]

I got permanently banned from Reddit for condoning the holocaust.
I don't actually condone it but I said it out of anger due to the war crimes Israel has committed against Palestine.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

My latest reddit ban was for saying Reddit admins and mods should be doxxed and denied any aid or basic human kindness whatsoever in the coming few months.

 

[Large]

I was suspended from Reddit for "harrasment". I'm not sure who I harrassed tho, as the message linked as the cause of my suspension is in a banned subreddit.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I did that thing in WoW where you would put a fuckton of spaces in your chat to appear on the next line, and then manually write as if another character. I didn't know chats were resizable so this likely didn't 'work' for anyone but me. I got banned for impersonating a GM.
/1 Talk talk,
[1. General] <GM> Bigboy69: Etc.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Got banner from a store called music station that sold 90s comics for as little as a buck if they didn't have a sticker on them. They owner says I was trying to remove a sticker so I didn't have to pay full price but I swear I was just tapping it to think if I should by it or not.

So yeah I had my own personal Micheal sunder momment

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I think I just got banned from GameFAQs for either saying that America has a media frenzy over the CHINESE coronavirus or for citing Acts 2:38 that to be with the Christian God in Heaven you must repent, and then be baptized for the remission of sins.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I think I just got banned from GameFAQs for either saying that America has a media frenzy over the CHINESE coronavirus or for citing Acts 2:38 that to be with the Christian God in Heaven you must repent, and then be baptized for the remission of sins.

>mentioning Christianity on a gaming question and answer forum

You deserved the ban.

 

[Stoneheart]

I have been banned pretty much everywhere for beeing a dick...

 

[The Pink Panther]

beeing a dick...

that stings

 

[Spectre_06]

I was banned from MtG Salvation because the troon they made a mod felt I was targeting it specifically when I'd call it out on it's bullshit in the "debate" subforum. A few years later the troon ended up being banned for being a vile creature (actually they threw a tantrum because they weren't allowed to shit on Quarterpounder harder).