What have you been banned for? - Kickin' the Autistic: Internet Edition

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On a forum I once frequented, I would spam the boards with extremely low-quality threads and posts. I was young and very foolish at the time, so I did not realize I was annoying people. Roughly two months after I made my account there, I was banned. It was apparently so bad that when I returned several years later to ask how things had been, someone told me I single-handedly drove one of the site's top mods to retire.
 
I've been banned dozens of times - maybe even over a hundred or now that I think about it closer to 200 or 300... maybe 500? - from almost everything I joined since I started using the internet in 2006. I think my Facebook bans are in the teens, Twitter probably 40 or so. Pretty much every romhacking site multiple times, though only a few have caught that and none have my real dox, only red herrings. Literally every Linux distro forum since 2010. A few others related to my niche interests, which include petty theft, frugality, software development, Android dev, reverse engineering, edible non-intoxicating mushrooms, gardening, composting, weightlifting, deceptive/legal/plausibly-deniable weapons and armor, and of course gaming.

I once rejoined a forum that for a change had unjustly banned me, and kissed ass (it's more complicated than that) until I was an admin... then promptly installed ransomware. They believed me when I said it was an accident AND KEPT ME ON AS AN ADMIN! I created false social media accounts for the most successful and prolific contributors, getting them banned for hate speech, and pissed off so many people the site fractured multiple times into competing flame wars and eventually sites. The web master who originally pissed me off lost it's few remaining allies when I faked a suicide attempt on the site and it ridiculed me, prompting the woke goons to cancel it. I reigned supreme for a week until the web master pulled the plug. I finished the job by seeding the website database for a year and accusing the former web master of hacking the site, driving it off twitter and into a nervous breakdown. It has since detransitioned back to a man and makes a decent living doing art instruction and freelance drawing requests.

There's definitely something wrong with me. I have the obsessive focus and drive of an autist combined with overpowering rage at even hypothetical thoughts of someone screwing me over. Burned a lot of bridges, but I also learned how to be resourceful. But I'm not a psychopath, I'm capable of empathy and even kindness and charity at times.

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My favorite reddit ban was precipitated by posting about a fake but plausible rape story in r/aita, which made the front page for three days from various subreddits. I was on Shit Reddit Says for almost a week, all these redditors raging at me. Would've got a visit from the cops but I lived across from an library and got free wifi.

I wish I had thought to leave breadcrumbs leading to an actual unsolved rape or someone I hated. That would've been a glorious victory for the sleuths at Reddit.
 
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I got banned from the One Piece thread for being the only rational poster there.

I said "One Piece is bad and you should feel bad."
This is a statement of fact and not opinion so far as I and anyone with half a brain is aware.

EDIT: Turns out I can still rate people in that thread though.
 
DDBCAE CBAADCBE dijo:
I got banned from the One Piece thread for being the only rational poster there.

I said "One Piece is bad and you should feel bad."
This is a statement of fact and not opinion so far as I and anyone with half a brain is aware.

EDIT: Turns out I can still rate people in that thread though.
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is it that easy to get threadbanned here jfc
 
DDBCAE CBAADCBE dijo:
I got banned from the One Piece thread for being the only rational poster there.

I said "One Piece is bad and you should feel bad."
This is a statement of fact and not opinion so far as I and anyone with half a brain is aware.
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I mean, having done that you'd made your point correctly and in full. No real need to add further support to that argument.
 
Banned from twitter for tweeting Kathy Griffin asking if she felt remorse for ruining a random couples wedding day (when she thought the groom was nick sandmann's brother and encouraged people to raid the event)
 
One one romhacking site, 5 of the most prominent ban evaders and trolls are all actually me. I had a spreadsheet where I kept details about how every "poster" typed, made lists, and their other quirks. This stopped after I got a serious girlfriend.

Clockwork_PurBle dijo:
I have a reddit account for snooping and a couple of niche subs that I read on rainy days. I made a meme I thought was good and submitted it to a meme sub a few months ago and got a temp ban for it. The incredibly vague reason why a mod banned me didn't correlate to any of the sub's listed rules. I haven't been back since.

I got banned form a chat on a YouTube livestream for not respecting someone's pronouns. I don't remember what stream it was for some reason.

I got temp banned from a political YouTube stream for pointing out the reason why the YTer's main mod got kicked out in favor of another YTer in the chat was because the streaming YTer was thirsty for the other YTer. Main YTer hosting the stream was Anthony Brian Logan, the mod's name started with an A, and the YTer ABL was thirsty for (as I and many others thought) was Tree of Life.

One of my snoop twitter accounts was suspended because I referred to Onision's wife as a she and used her "deadname" (she LARPs as a uwu smol boi).

Also I was a mod for a stream last summer and the other mods were genderspecials. I don't remember how the chat got off on the topic of 60+ gender identities but a sweet summer child asked what demisexual was (I think). Anyone who responded with "a fantasy" or "there's only two genders and like 3 sexualities" got banned by the mods, who announced anyone with wrongthink would be banned in the name of positivity. After the dust settled I, the main mod, gave my definition of demisexual and gave my 2 cents about genderspecials. It was great because they couldn't do anything to me. Streamer later DM'd me and said they freaked out to him about my being a mod and he told them to eat it.
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A lot of subreddits exist only to harvest karma for the mods' sockpuppets, with which they plug products and services in exchange for money. The site is a collection of scams.

Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo dijo:
I went into a topthot's stream and talked about plunging my hand deep in my butt to pull out a persistent turd chunk earlier.

She definitely looked a little queasy about it.
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Who says romance is dead?
 
??? dijo:
One one romhacking site, 5 of the most prominent ban evaders and trolls are all actually me. I had a spreadsheet where I kept details about how every "poster" typed, made lists, and their other quirks. This stopped after I got a serious girlfriend.


A lot of subreddits exist only to harvest karma for the mods' sockpuppets, with which they plug products and services in exchange for money. The site is a collection of scams.


Who says romance is dead?
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It's important to be creative in your twitch messages because you only get one shot.
Hoeing is serious business and there's no time to be funny or enjoy yourself. Now watch her paint her tits.


I really did have to go fishing in my butt, though, damn pain pills.
 
Got banned on Tunglr for making a "quite the username" joke on someone's e-begging post saying they needed help for their trans friend. It was 'cocaine-addict' or something of the sort, and I couldn't resist. It'd be like me panhandling under the username "ifuckcartoonhorses" and getting mad when someone tells me to stop spending money on cartoon horse porn.
 
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I got permabanned from a Red Orchestra 2 server for calling someone a "thick-lipped picaninny".

And I was banned from a server for being accused of cheating.
 
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