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What if Chris was a fan of Lovecraft? Would he make Sonithu?
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Close enough really.
 
Unknowing SJW's would white knight him and their would be poorly made flower crowns that may or may not be poisonous.

What If Chris's preferred choice of fast food was Subway instead of McDonald's?

He'd still be fat. And would most probably be banned from it as well.
 
Do you really want to imagine Chris dressed in what he thinks is african clothing? Or act in african accents?

There really isn't a definitive African accent considering how varied the languages in Africa are. Knowing Chris, he'd probably try to pull off a really cringe-worthy Ebonics impression.
 
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