1000 signs you're a kiwi

[An Ghost]

304. When you share recipes from the KF cookbook you have to remember to edit out “tard cum” from the ingredients list
305. As your favorite cows slowly die you just spend your time chilling here in interest boards

 

[Coleslaw]

305. The interest boards are enough to occupy you without needing lolcows.

 

[Xarpho]

307. You cringe when you see ginger root in a grocery store because you know what it could be used for beyond food.

 

[AnOminous]

308. When you get annoyed at someone you see on TV, you try to see if you can dox them for no reason at all.

 

[irishAzoth]

You either have a funny username or one that makes no sense

 

[Hal]

310. You dislike anything from reddit

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

311. When you see Uber Eats, you think of a certain quarryman.

 

[Pomeranian bitch]

312. You hide your browsing habits from other people

 

[Captain Communism]

313. You would rather shit around the edge of the toilet seat than eat Chris Chan's Bheckfast Salad from Dallas

 

[Coleslaw]

313. You are a self-hating autist.

 

[Immortal Technique]

314. You hover over a profile of a recent comment; see they joined in 2013/2014 and are unjustly proud some OGs are still around.

 

[Immortal Technique]

315. When the Canary Warrant was pulled; you went through your recent posts and thought, "Nah, it wasn't because of me."

 

[Jason Wynn]

316. When I can't order a certain breakfast item at McDonald's without feeling tempted to ask for a hashbrowns

 

[AnOminous]

317. Over the holiday a cousin mentions she was at a Taylor Swift concert and got brought on stage and you think about how jealous Russell Greer would be.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

314. You hover over a profile of a recent comment; see they joined in 2013/2014 and are unjustly proud some OGs are still around.

318. The older the account, the more goodboy points you feel like you've earned.

 

[Coleslaw]

319. You autistically measure your rating score.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

320. You try to guess who may be a KF poster in any given crowd of people

 

[Coleslaw]

321. If it's not on A&H, it didn't happen.

 

[soft breathing]

322. You look twice when a 'girl/woman' online of offline has a slightly manly face-shape or wears too much pink while acting like a retard - could this be a Troon or possible Lolcow material?

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

323. You find a proto-lolcow but don't post it because it'd make doxing you too easy.