1000 signs you're a kiwi
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Nothere4theCheetoed
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- 1 de Jul, 2019
264. Any day there is a chance to use "tard cum" in a sentence is a good day.
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- 16 de Dic, 2017
266. You intend to purchase, and wear, swag coming out later from the printy boys.
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- 25 de Jul, 2019
267. You are taken by the military for possessing weapons grade autism.
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- 15 de Ene, 2019
268. You spend your time worrying about rating a post from a Kiwi that was posted years ago will make you be humiliated in turn by said Kiwi.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
270. You suffer from actual mental retardation.
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- 31 de Mar, 2017
271. When persons of interest in your personal life troon out and you aren't surprised because you have intimate knowledge of the autism hierarchy.
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- 18 de Ene, 2019
272. You use an eerily-accurate method of determining a person's ability to function and their value as a human being based on how many things they have in common with Chris-chan.
273. Part of your process of determining if someone is autistic is to stealthily check their fingernails for Cheetos dust.
274. You'll call your superiors IRL "exceptional" or "China-starved ducks" straight to their faces while low-key terrified that they might know what you meant.
275. You have to bite your tongue to keep yourself from calling someone out for using the Farms' information while they're simultaneously shitting on it.
276. You wish to bring the joys of American Halloween to the Eastern European tundra nations.
273. Part of your process of determining if someone is autistic is to stealthily check their fingernails for Cheetos dust.
274. You'll call your superiors IRL "exceptional" or "China-starved ducks" straight to their faces while low-key terrified that they might know what you meant.
275. You have to bite your tongue to keep yourself from calling someone out for using the Farms' information while they're simultaneously shitting on it.
276. You wish to bring the joys of American Halloween to the Eastern European tundra nations.
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- 26 de Feb, 2019
#277 - You've been taking pictures of your shit whenever one drops that looks like an alphabet letter, for use in a literal shitpost; but ran into writer's block at the letter "R".
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- 6 de Ene, 2019
274. you don't understand what a post number in a thread is
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- 13 de Jul, 2015
277. The Feds want to Subpoena your ass.
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- 15 de Ene, 2019
278. You worry about posting on here too much will make people think that you just sit on your ass all day on the computer laughing at people more pathetic than you, but you only post a lot because you watch a lot of threads and have a lot of shit to say.
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- 11 de Mar, 2019
When people ask you about your beliefs on a controversial topic, you inhale deeply before realizing that any coherent explanation would require the next several hours in order to be effective.
"I don't really have an opinion about it." You say, with an air of resignation.
"I don't really have an opinion about it." You say, with an air of resignation.
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- 24 de Dic, 2018
#280 Hover Hand
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- 15 de Ene, 2019
282. When @zedkissed60 rates you mad at the internet, autistic, or dumb for some reason, but you never know whether he's buggin' or trippin'.