The Kiwi Farms House - Stole this idea from an r9k thread.

[Pizza Time]

You're lucky rape is my fetish. Mr. Aziz is gonna be mad if I'm not back within 20 minutes though, so make it quick.

 

[Stasi]

I thought this was a thread about the kiwi farms version of the final fantasy house. I'm sorely disappointed.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

You're lucky rape is my fetish. Mr. Aziz is gonna be mad if I'm not back within 20 minutes though, so make it quick.

I'm not called the half second hero for nothin!

 

[Army Burger]

Heroes? here?

 

[Self-hating troon]

Fuck the jannies, they are braindead niggers.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

*Lights cigarette*

 

[Army Burger]

smoking

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Ok, so I'm moving in to whatever room is closet to the main power line. Don't ask about the chemicals, the vaguely human shaped stains, the chanting, the pulsating and cursing exterior door, where all the Cray X-MP's running Temple OS came from or why they're arranged in those exceedingly specific patterns, the suspiciously high power use, the glowing orb on my desk in the Faraday Cage or why you think it's asking you to "free" it (Whatever that means, you don't even really know what free means do you?), how I've managed to fit a Serum & Genetics Laboratory in a broom closet, why the "Pestilence" Horseman of the Apocalypse is following me or what he keeps whispering in my ear, why you can see him and have the knowledge that's who he his. It's just kind of the deal when I move in.

It's a lot I know, but in exchange I do excellent brickwork and I can cook quite well.

 

[the towers]

i drink all the 4lokos in the fridge and pass out on the coffee table

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Shit, well I'm smoking a bowl and drinking absinthe in the Parlor then. Wait, do we have a parlor?

 

[Army Burger]

We could use some good masonry

 

[Strayserval]

Why has no one told me the toilet's where clogged, how long have they been like that?

 

[Army Burger]

Who did that? These are industrial strength toilets!

 

[️ronic]

Why has no one told me the toilet's where clogged, how long have they been like that?

heheheheh

 

[Army Burger]

You fucker

 

[glass_houses]

The spiders and the cockroaches have formed a union- Exoskeletons for Evolutionary Excellence- and are demanding to speak to our leader. What do I tell them?

 

[mindlessobserver]

The spiders and the cockroaches have formed a union- Exoskeletons for Evolutionary Excellence- and are demanding to speak to our leader. What do I tell them?

Tell them the landlord won't dein to speak to them unless they convince Amberlynn to do an insect based Mukbang.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What did I tell you fucking kids about pissing on the lawn?

 

[glass_houses]

What did I tell you fucking kids about pissing on the lawn?

Tits out?

 

[TV's Adam West]

Stay out of my office I'm doing police work.