The Kiwi Farms House - Stole this idea from an r9k thread.

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I just found a dead hooker in my bed. Normally, that wouldn't be anything to worry about, accidents happen after all. The problem is that she won't stop bleeding. Like, a lot. Which is weird, because I think she's been dead for a while. I've moved her to the tub, but she's already flooded the bathroom. So can anyone spare some paper towels? I just ran out.
 
MilkMage dijo:
I just found a dead hooker in my bed. Normally, that wouldn't be anything to worry about, accidents happen after all. The problem is that she won't stop bleeding. Like, a lot. Which is weird, because I think she's been dead for a while. I've moved her to the tub, but she's already flooded the bathroom. So can anyone spare some paper towels? I just ran out.
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Run, you poor soul. That bitch ain't dead, but she wants us to be.
 
A_Skellington dijo:
That hooker is just dilating with a mace in her boy cooter.
On that note, has anyone seen my battle-axe?
I gotta rescue my murder crabs.
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They don't need you, they're doing perfectly well by themselves. They're also headed this way, so maybe we should think about running now.
 
Just sic the mutant plant on 'em. Let's see how those crustacean bitches feel when we genocide their asses.
 
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