💀 Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

[Mr. Pestilence]

Dunno if this helps with finding Smurf
in Hand, but I think I recall seeing very similar art to theirs floating on either 4chan's /b/ sometime about 2010-2012. If I remember correctly it was a series of images that involved hands dismembering/torturing illustrations of poorly drawn anime girls(elves?)

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Found one of the images. The similarities are kinda eerie when comparing against Smurf in Hand.

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[Karen]

Dunno if this helps with finding Smurf
in Hand, but I think I recall seeing very similar art to theirs floating on either 4chan's /b/ sometime about 2010-2012. If I remember correctly it was a series of images that involved hands dismembering/torturing illustrations of poorly drawn anime girls(elves?)

Edit:
Found one of the images. The similarities are kinda eerie when comparing against Smurf in Hand.

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That awkward reversed cupping hand is giving me post traumatic stress.

 

[Aquinas]

Dunno if this helps with finding Smurf
in Hand, but I think I recall seeing very similar art to theirs floating on either 4chan's /b/ sometime about 2010-2012. If I remember correctly it was a series of images that involved hands dismembering/torturing illustrations of poorly drawn anime girls(elves?)

Edit:
Found one of the images. The similarities are kinda eerie when comparing against Smurf in Hand.

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i might be mistaken, but im pretty sure the fairy torture shit was a goon

 

[Android raptor]

Dunno if this helps with finding Smurf
in Hand, but I think I recall seeing very similar art to theirs floating on either 4chan's /b/ sometime about 2010-2012. If I remember correctly it was a series of images that involved hands dismembering/torturing illustrations of poorly drawn anime girls(elves?)

Edit:
Found one of the images. The similarities are kinda eerie when comparing against Smurf in Hand.

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I remember those too. Despite the superficial similarities I don't think the fairy torture images have anything to do with SmurfInHand, since the art is better, the style is different, and most importantly the fairy torture is honestly presented as sick fuck fap fodder. One of the key things about SmurfInHand is that he insisted his shit was a wholesome story when it blatantly wasn't.

 

[Bambi Sammich]

I've wondered if SiH would be capable of gore torture or if his kicks more or less encapsulate emotional ruin, lingering misery, pain and fear. I'm going to go out on a limb and say he wouldn't do gore.
I know about the baby smurf skeleton but skeletons aren't "gore" technically. Though BBS has a non violence policy, and Blue Moon Nursery has plenty of that in it, I guess injury doesn't count as "violence" as long as there is no blood or gore.

 

[Coelacanth]

I've wondered if SiH would be capable of gore torture or if his kicks more or less encapsulate emotional ruin, lingering misery, pain and fear. I'm going to go out on a limb and say he wouldn't do gore.
I know about the baby smurf skeleton but skeletons aren't "gore" technically. Though BBS has a non violence policy, and Blue Moon Nursery has plenty of that in it, I guess injury doesn't count as "violence" as long as there is no blood or gore.

To me his kick seems to be more emotional torture than gore. How many drawings has he uploaded for the story where baby smurfs are shown acting afraid, uneasy, crying or being extremely distressed or upset? Quite a lot if my memory serves me right. Wouldn't put actual gore past him, but psychologically ruining baby smurfs appears to be a higher priority.

It makes me wonder though - will this guy end up like PaulandAmy did in the future when drawing psychological baby smurf torture porn isn't enough to satisfy him anymore? That's what concerns me.

 

[The Un-Clit]

To me his kick seems to be more emotional torture than gore. How many drawings has he uploaded for the story where baby smurfs are shown acting afraid, uneasy, crying or being extremely distressed or upset? Quite a lot if my memory serves me right. Wouldn't put actual gore past him, but psychologically ruining baby smurfs appears to be a higher priority.

It makes me wonder though - will this guy end up like PaulandAmy did in the future when drawing psychological baby smurf torture porn isn't enough to satisfy him anymore? That's what concerns me.

Yeah that's my concern too. He seems to really get off on 'emotional betrayal' of babies, looking for love and comfort and getting pain and torment instead. He actually came up with baby smurfs so tortured he could draw 'their glowing hearts breaking'. At that point I truely couldn't believe the rest of the forum didn't see what a sick fuck he was, presumably because the rest of the story was of him trying to 'comfort' the tortured baby smurfs, even though half of the comfort mimic-ed torture, and was drawn as so, rubbing stomach and genitals to make them shit, loving drawings of wiping screaming scalded-skin smurf's asses, etc.

This is some serious Munchausens-by-proxy bullshit, and if the person who is SmurfInHand ever worked in an animal shelter or GodBear forbid infant-care centre.......

 

[Cole phleps]

I just recently fell down this rabbit hole like two days ago, and have become more morbidly curious about and fascinated by The Smurfs fandom than I ever imagined possible. I guess I'm in the camp that finds the implications the story and feedback suggest about the other forum users and Smurf in hand himself more horrifying than the story itself. Don't get me wrong though, this is bad but I still find the Touhou spergs that want to keep sentient disembodied anime girl heads in aquariums as pets to abuse more Ted Bundy like than this. Plus the fact that there's a whole Wikia dedicated to that shit is absolutely mind-boggling.

As for the story itself, Apart from the tails and noses fetish I just can't get over how it starts like an innocent story a young child would make up about getting any fantasy/cartoon creature as a pet in like, a first or second-grade writing journal. The way it devolves from "I found a baby smurf in a UPS box labeled evil laboratory on my doorstep and decided to save it because I work at the "Smurf nursery" and love baby smurfs!" to baby smurfs being beaten with Hot Wheels track, blinded with Tobasco sauce on a Q-tip, and being crushed with a pipe wrench for a implied snuff film in some weird crossover between the Hostel films and the Smurfs is some of the most zero to ten shit I've seen in a minute. I personally find this image to be the crowning jewel and embodiment of this achievement simply titled "Snickers_post_mortem_final" the text in the image says it all.

Spoiler: Baby Smurf snuff porn

And with that all I can really say to Smurf in hand is...

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

In terms of internet fan communities based around works of fiction, like Bronies, I think I've finally found something to surpass the degeneracy of Fluffies, which I discovered a couple of years ago.

I watched the classic Smurfs when I was little and I will now never look or think of them the same.

 

[Cole phleps]

In terms of internet fan communities based around works of fiction, like Bronies, I think I've finally found something to surpass the degeneracy of Fluffies, which I discovered a couple of years ago.

I watched the classic Smurfs when I was little and I will now never look or think of them the same.

Dude if you think this smurf stuff is nuts, check out Vic George this dude is 48 and the power crazy admin of this smurf fanom wiki, who has this insanely long fanfiction called "Empath The Luckiest Smurf" and has been writing new installments since 1984. the series is full of bizarre Christian imagery (he's also a huge fan of the "Left Behind" Christian film series and a mod on its Wikia as well) and tons of weird sexual shit. Here is his personal website that literally contains his life's work including but not limited to, every piece of writing he has ever penned, every picture he's ever made, music and of course a virtual cemetery of everyone he has lost represented as Smurf angels and much more.

He is often seen getting into really petty slap fights with literal children on his Smurf Wiki as well, and it can get really heated. Vic's actual thread seems pretty old is only a page long and locked but I discovered him as well as "Blue Moon Nursery" in this pretty informative video.

But yeah man, this Smurf rabbit hole goes so much deeper.

EDIT; I realized that I forgot to mention that Vic is also one of the people cheering on Smurf In Hand in the comments on Blue Moon Nursery on Bluebuddies because of course, he is.

 

[Witthel]

Cain killed Able, there were two world wars, and man has reaped untold amounts of suffering among his brothers.... just so some sick and twisted fuck could create fucking baby smurf torture porn.

All joking aside, after looking at this shit and the Whitekitten thread I seriously can't decide which is worse.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Dude if you think this smurf stuff is nuts, check out Vic George this dude is 48 and the power crazy admin of this smurf fanom wiki, who has this insanely long fanfiction called "Empath The Luckiest Smurf" and has been writing new installments since 1984. the series is full of bizarre Christian imagery (he's also a huge fan of the "Left Behind" Christian film series and a mod on its Wikia as well) and tons of weird sexual shit. Here is his personal website that literally contains his life's work including but not limited to, every piece of writing he has ever penned, every picture he's ever made, music and of course a virtual cemetery of everyone he has lost represented as Smurf angels and much more.

He is often seen getting into really petty slap fights with literal children on his Smurf Wiki as well, and it can get really heated. Vic's actual thread seems pretty old is only a page long and locked but I discovered him as well as "Blue Moon Nursery" in this pretty informative video.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aop8AYhm2pU
But yeah man, this Smurf rabbit hole goes so much deeper.

EDIT; I realized that I forgot to mention that Vic is also one of the people cheering on Smurf In Hand in the comments on Blue Moon Nursery on Bluebuddies because of course, he is.
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Thank you for directing me to a quality channel @Cole phleps . I watched the stream and all I have to say is "whew lad." I do admire the dedication, though.

 

[All songs should be happy]

I think that baby smurf version of fuckpotato will haunt my nightmares forever. I mean, most of this cursed pile of hurtcore shit disguised as a regular fanfic will too, but that one is just a whole new level of... something.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I had forgotten about this for a reason

 

[Myalko]

Am I a bad person for kind of wishing SiH had finished the story? Ever since I saw the Deadwing Dork video on it, I’ve developed a sort of morbid curiosity around the whole fandom. How in the world did such an innocent property like the Smurfs get such a fucked up fanbase?

Maybe it’s a boomer thing.

 

[Nephi]

In any other work of fiction he’d get the electric chair but Smurf in Hand is apparently okay with a very dangerous sociopath walking around freely.

Not really, in Sade's works of fiction, just like in real life, almost every criminally sociopathic character walks away scot free, that being said, there aren't that many works of fiction that feature full-displayed gratuitous sadism for obvious reasons.
Also, Sade may be extremely relevant but he sucks at writing, he wasn't the brightest "outsider writer" to ever live on the face of Earth and it shows, it makes sense, considering how psychopaths tend to have lower IQs and his stuff reads like a dense snuff fanfic.
Sade was everything that is wrong with the French nobility and old wealth.

 

[Trombonista]

Am I a bad person for kind of wishing SiH had finished the story? Ever since I saw the Deadwing Dork video on it, I’ve developed a sort of morbid curiosity around the whole fandom. How in the world did such an innocent property like the Smurfs get such a fucked up fanbase?

Maybe it’s a boomer thing.

I thought the story was finished.

 

[Myalko]

I thought the story was finished.

Maybe I read it wrong, but it sure feels like SiH intended for there to be more. Obviously it's a good thing there isn't, the last thing anyone needs is more baby smurf torture porn. Maybe it's just me wanting more to pick apart to better get in the head of the author, figure out why he's so fucked up, etc,. I'm no expert on the psyche by any means, but it's still an interesting topic.

 

[Outtafuckstogive]

A trainwreck basically

 

[The Un-Clit]

I thought the story was finished.

It was left on.....not a cliffhanger really, but it felt unfinished. For my part, I wasn't sure wether it was 'troll' SIH who said "omf, these fucking dense smurf-fags STILL love my shit even though I can't be more blatant that I am writing smurf hurtcore, I fucking give up!" or if SiH was an actual sick fuck who got busted IRL or had some other compelling reason to drop this baby-smurf torture-jerkoff story and go dark.

I'm just glad he went dark no matter what the reason was.