Not a good day | Vlogmas Day 13 - 12/13/19

[Norisent]

When she was talking about getting her nails done it made me wonder would a nail place even do her nails? the risk of cutting and giving her an infection and all.

What place would have chairs big enough for her? Even if she can fit the shelf into the seat, I'm sure she would get turned away just so she doesn't break anything. I think this is the same reason she doesn't get her hair done. No way she would fit in a regular styling chair.

 

[Das Bucket]

What place would have chairs big enough for her? Even if she can fit the shelf into the seat, I'm sure she would get turned away just so she doesn't break anything. I think this is the same reason she doesn't get her hair done. No way she would fit in a regular styling chair.

Exactly. I know some people think she wouldn’t get her nails done so she can finger bang Becky but come on... that hair is way past overdue for a cut. And it doesn’t affect sex.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

When she was talking about getting her nails done it made me wonder would a nail place even do her nails? the risk of cutting and giving her an infection and all. I think the little Asian nail places would turn her away and not risk it. i know some deathfats like Chantal and Tess get their nails done but AL still has 200+ pounds on them.

She would not be able to fit into a salon chair.

that salad bowl had alot of junk in it and she still didn't eat it all. if she did she would of made a mukbang to fill up feeder fetish ad time . what was unhealthy about Rickie's soup beans? did he cook with oil? The fags aren't 600 pounds eating boiled slop.

I think she has anxiety over something happening to Becky. Or maybe of Becky waking up to how AL is killing her.

It had bacon in it, and since they just chucked it into the beans raw, a bunch of bacon fat. Our dainty gorl ate it, even though she doesn't use any fat when she's cooking, preferring to boil it to death.

I think her anxiety is just SympathyLynn, pissed off and wanting attention because Becky is gone and not holed up with her 24/7.

 

[GinnyPotter]

What place would have chairs big enough for her? Even if she can fit the shelf into the seat, I'm sure she would get turned away just so she doesn't break anything. I think this is the same reason she doesn't get her hair done. No way she would fit in a regular styling chair.

The only place she could go is that salon for super morbidly obese people in Vegas. Opened by a woman who was even bigger than Amber.
The video of her opening the salon is pretty sad. She literally is sitting down in every shot while all her employees are standing and smiling.
The chairs go up to 800 pounds and they gorge you on champagne and cupcakes while you get your services done.

She opened the salon because she broke a chair and was embarrassed about it. As she should be. Those chairs are not cheap

 

[Das Bucket]

The only place she could go is that salon for super morbidly obese people in Vegas. Opened by a woman who was even bigger than Amber.
The video of her opening the salon is pretty sad. She literally is sitting down in every shot while all her employees are standing and smiling.
The chairs go up to 800 pounds and they gorge you on champagne and cupcakes while you get your services done.

She opened the salon because she broke a chair and was embarrassed about it. As she should be. Those chairs are not cheap

I’m not even surprised. Vegas is also where the “Heart Attack Grill” is, aka the hospital-themed fried food restaurant where people over 350 lbs get to eat free.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Sugar-free anything causes the shits, even little kids know this in the year 2019. Hamber is dumber than most little kids.

If only she had remembered she doesn't like cake, Hershey Squirt Thursday could have been avoided.

 

[Xenomorph]

This whole shitting thing with Rafe being compared to the Dusty situation. First of all AL lights up when she sees Dusty and gussies up for her everytime she is there.
Becky could care less if Rafe is around plus, Becky didnt contact her to come over, we knew AL did that, she needs Rafe for something this is the only reason they are speaking again.
Rafe is just an attention whore as well so she doesnt care she will come over to get a lil screen time and shit.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

In Eric and Rickie's shower, duh!
But seriously, where did that rumor come from?

Facebook, of course

 

[W00K #17]

6:10 to 9:00 - 3 solid minutes of "Whoa is me... muh ang-zzity, muh mentulz!"

WTF? You do nothing, you have no real responsibility, you play with your make-up and sort your fucking earrings. Please explain how this is SOOOOO stress inducing? This fucking cunt...

Not gonna lie, if I didn't have to work, and was too immobile to engage in any of the outdoors hobbies I love, I would lose my mind to. Without purpose or direction, I would be miserable.

Not having a job or real responsibilities of any kind is absolutely horrible for your mental, as well as your soul. It doesnt matter if you're a recovering drug addict living in a halfway house and you push a broom somewhere for a few hours a day. That broom will give you a reason to live. If you dont push that broom, who will?

You gotta have some kinda purpose in life, a reason to go to sleep at night and wake up in the morning.

When you dont, your mind withers and starts to rot.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Not gonna lie, if I didn't have to work, and was too immobile to engage in any of the outdoors hobbies I love, I would lose my mind to. Without purpose or direction, I would be miserable.

Not having a job or real responsibilities of any kind is absolutely horrible for your mental, as well as your soul. It doesnt matter if you're a recovering drug addict living in a halfway house and you push a broom somewhere for a few hours a day. That broom will give you a reason to live. If you dont push that broom, who will?

You gotta have some kinda purpose in life, a reason to go to sleep at night and wake up in the morning.

When you dont, your mind withers and starts to rot.

But if you've been a lifelong lazy, unmotivated, intellectually incurious blob.....

 

[GinnyPotter]

I’m not even surprised. Vegas is also where the “Heart Attack Grill” is, aka the hospital-themed fried food restaurant where people over 350 lbs get to eat free.

You know what's funny about that?
Amber has the money to travel. I've seen plenty of fatties travel to The Heart Attack Grill, just to get spanked and weighed and gorge.
Hungry Fat Chick did it with that Nikacodo fool.
It would make her content interesting for once and she would have all the food to look forward to in the world. It wouldn't be healthy but she's passed that and it would get her out of the house somewhere that isn't Kentucky or Lexington.

I know it would never happen but that place is like the Mukbang mecca for death fats. I mean christ, you can get a four pound burger (which according to them is 24 patties) and you can add 40 strips of bacon.

That makes my heart hurt just thinking about it.

edit cuz i can't word today.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Ready your horrifying ratings gorls, I have another layer to add to this foul mess.

First a few obvious observations.

We can all agree there is no way she can fit on a standard toilet, so she must use something else like an animal.

Diarrhea hits you fast and makes you need to move fast.

Amber is fat and we would not have sex with her. Deathfats are especially slow.

Add it all together and you have a lardbeast with the Hershey squirts who won't make it to the pool in time. There's quite the disgusting mess when the binge monster has a tummy ache.

The house should be burned when she croaks. It's the only way to cleanse it from the years of horror.

I don't know, Wyz, my fine Mage my dude my pal.
I mean...do even you yourself have enough Mana in reserve for a Firestorm or Burning Earth spell that large or that strong in ferocity?

I'm beginning to get a little fearful that by this late stage in the ALR game that fire alone may not be enough. You mentioned "cleansing the house from its years of horror...." After being hit by tidal waves of stank and shelf-ass diarrhea shits, can you cast Gift of Life or Cure Undead?

Or is all hope truly lost?

 

[Das Bucket]

You know what's funny about that?
Amber has the money to travel. I've seen plenty of fatties travel to The Heart Attack Grill, just to get spanked and weighed and gorge.
Hungry Fat Chick did it with that Nikacodo fool.
It would make her content interesting for once and she would have all the food to look forward to in the world. It wouldn't be healthy but she's passed that and it would get her out of the house somewhere that isn't Kentucky or Lexington.

I know it would never happen but that place is like the Mukbang mecca for death fats. I mean christ, you can get a four pound burger (which according to them is 24 patties) and you can add 40 strips of bacon.

That makes my heart hurt just thinking about it.

edit cuz i can't word today.

All the non-Kentucky vacations Amberlynn has planned out in her mind are for when she loses weight. I think the idea of getting on a plane and not knowing how long she has to walk without somewhere to sit down in another city is too much for her. I mean we barely saw the good parts of Lexington the past times she went.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Better video title: Herps and Squirts

 

[Viridian]

I’m curious as to why Casey has chosen now of all times to speak up, I kinda respected that he gave his side of things and then gracefully bowed out but it seems like he’s thirsty for underdog attention with this AMA.

It was mentioned earlier in the thread by @GargoyleGorl that Big Al called her relationship with Casey "abusive" during her recent Cuntylynn-mode Instagram stream. Her trying to not-so-subtly paint Casey as a domestic abuser/rapist again (which is stupid, considering the massive fallout she had last time she attempted same) might be what provoked this AMA.

Slightly OT, but I finally got around to watching the rest of her IG livestream from last week. Towards the end when she's making excuses for dropping out of college, she casually refers to her time with Casey as being "in an abusive relationship". Next thing you know, an AMA's happening. Just in case we wanted to know what straw seems to have broken the camel's back.

Lol.

 

[Haesindang Park]

All the non-Kentucky vacations Amberlynn has planned out in her mind are for when she loses weight. I think the idea of getting on a plane and not knowing how long she has to walk without somewhere to sit down in another city is too much for her. I mean we barely saw the good parts of Lexington the past times she went.

That is assuming she could fit in a plane in the first place. It's extremely dangerous for people at her size to ride planes since she's at increased risk of heart attacks, deep vein thrombosis, injury, etc. when the plane flies; especially in takeoff and landing. Her trying to secure herself on those plane seats (emphasis on the plural) with seatbelt extenders would be a chore for her. Oh yeah let's not forget her lack of hygiene affecting others in her surroundings too in an enclosed environment. How lovely.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

That is assuming she could fit in a plane in the first place. It's extremely dangerous for people at her size to ride planes since she's at increased risk of heart attacks, deep vein thrombosis, injury, etc. when the plane flies; especially in takeoff and landing. Her trying to secure herself on those plane seats (emphasis on the plural) with seatbelt extenders would be a chore for her. Oh yeah let's not forget her lack of hygiene affecting others in her surroundings too in an enclosed environment. How lovely.

You're right about flying, but here's a safer alternative for Amber and Becky:

 

[Wyzzerd]

I don't know, Wyz, my fine Mage my dude my pal.
I mean...do even you yourself have enough Mana in reserve for a Firestorm or Burning Earth spell that large or that strong in ferocity?

I'm beginning to get a little fearful that by this late stage in the ALR game that fire alone may not be enough. You mentioned "cleansing the house from its years of horror...." After being hit by tidal waves of stank and shelf-ass diarrhea shits, can you cast Gift of Life or Cure Undead?

Or is all hope truly lost?

This is one of those times where I can gleefully say that it's not my problem. But all hope is not lost!

A simple and brilliant idea has formed in my mind. What if we just Gilbert grape the binge monster?

While unorthodox it solves a lot of problems with the rapidly approaching death of Amberlynn Reid. They will no long have to use a crane to remove the corpse, the poor mortician won't have to try and destroy another land whale while risking a very large grease fire to his establishment, the true owner of the house won't have to clean/remodel the house and can claim insurance on it, and her body will keep that place burning hot for days! No need for a contagion crew to wall of the area for disinfection.

Pile all her unused notebooks and torrid tents around her, douse it in Becky's booze, let the lisping mop play with some matches, and just let it burn.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

That thumbnail is the stuff of nightmares. Also she is really matronly on the first part of the vid, I know she has aged in looks with the obvious weight gain but it looks pretty bad on this video.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

ALR said that she is scared of heights, so she will never get in a plane. Her dream location for holidays: Bora Bora.