Not a good day | Vlogmas Day 13 - 12/13/19

Fannyscum dijo:
Jake "The Snake" Roberts talked about life on the road with Andre the Giant when he was on Rogan's podcast. He said that Andre had to shit in the bath because he was too big to fit on the toilet - he'd just have to hang his ass over the side of the bath and turn the showerhead on.

Andre weighed about 520lbs and was 7'4" - Amberlynn puts the eighth wonder of the world's ass to shame, there's no way she's fitting on a conventional toilet.
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Imagine how many toilets she's broken in her lifetime. She's always been morbidly obese. I'm sure it's had to have happened.
Wish Casey would answer that question. Dusty won't do it. She still wants to get in on the Al teat. She won't jeopardize that.
 
Fannyscum dijo:
Jake "The Snake" Roberts talked about life on the road with Andre the Giant when he was on Rogan's podcast. He said that Andre had to shit in the bath because he was too big to fit on the toilet - he'd just have to hang his ass over the side of the bath and turn the showerhead on.

Andre weighed about 520lbs and was 7'4" - Amberlynn puts the eighth wonder of the world's ass to shame, there's no way she's fitting on a conventional toilet.
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Could she possibly have a bariatric commode?
 
Teresa77 dijo:
Could she possibly have a bariatric commode?
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She could, but instinct says A) where in the hell would she put it; B) BudgetConciousLynn ain't spending $500 for one; C) NarcLynn is too dainty to admit the shelf ass fits nowhere; and D) could you imagine Becky having to empty and clean that huge shitbox coffin????


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If Amber uses that type of chair , who gets to clean it . Going to the toilet seems problematic she holds pee because she cannot wipe and no regular crapper could hold her girth. What a conundrum
 
she could put a bariatric shitter in the guest bedroom where she imprisons her cats. I kinda doubt she has one, though. I think it was rafe who said amberlynn would spend like an hour in the bathroom. I think she has figured something out, some kind of routine. I don't want to think about what.
 
Amberlynn wants long acrylic nails? no sexually active lesbian wants that. she is def a pillow princess, if they actually fuck at all. Antidepressants are known to kill a healthy person's libido.
 
sperginity dijo:
Amberlynn wants long acrylic nails? no sexually active lesbian wants that. she is def a pillow princess, if they actually fuck at all. Antidepressants are known to kill a healthy person's libido.
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The only time I remember her getting nails is when Dusty broke up with her.
 
Slappy McGherkin dijo:
She could, but instinct says A) where in the hell would she put it; B) BudgetConciousLynn ain't spending $500 for one; C) NarcLynn is too dainty to admit the shelf ass fits nowhere; and D) could you imagine Becky having to empty and clean that huge shitbox coffin????


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They should just dig a pit at the far end of the back yard, make a seat out of 4x4s, and tell her to go there. Not only would it be out of the house, but she'd get some walkeeeen in. Throw some lime in the hole after she goes, and when that one fills, dig another next to it, using the dirt from that to fill the first one. Move the seat over, drop trou, take a dump, repeat.

sperginity dijo:
Amberlynn wants long acrylic nails? no sexually active lesbian wants that. she is def a pillow princess, if they actually fuck at all. Antidepressants are known to kill a healthy person's libido.
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There is no way those two are intimate.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl dijo:
They should just dig a pit at the far end of the back yard, make a seat out of 4x4s, and tell her to go there. Not only would it be out of the house, but she'd get some walkeeeen in. Throw some lime in the hole after she goes, and when that one fills, dig another next to it, using the dirt from that to fill the first one. Move the seat over, drop trou, take a dump, repeat.
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HAHA! Damn, as a kid, I'd go to visit my grams. They had a cabin in upstate NY at Lake Jerry. Outhouse territory. My first exposure to "outdoor plumbing" as a kid. I'm sure there are still LOTS of outhouses in Kentucky. Not so sure sure about how the landlord would feel about Hamber creating toxic waste dumps all over the property.
But maybe, just maybe, they could hide it with Eric's pool!

:drink::drink::drink:
 
Also, Amber intentionally manipulates people constantly, whereas the manatee only manipulates others on accident because of its adorable St. Bernard face.

I love how this thread has ripened into a Virgin Amber vs. Chad Sea Cow routine.
 
When she was talking about getting her nails done it made me wonder would a nail place even do her nails? the risk of cutting and giving her an infection and all. I think the little Asian nail places would turn her away and not risk it. i know some deathfats like Chantal and Tess get their nails done but AL still has 200+ pounds on them.

that salad bowl had alot of junk in it and she still didn't eat it all. if she did she would of made a mukbang to fill up feeder fetish ad time . what was unhealthy about Rickie's soup beans? did he cook with oil? The fags aren't 600 pounds eating boiled slop.

I think she has anxiety over something happening to Becky. Or maybe of Becky waking up to how AL is killing her.
 
Pog Mathoin dijo:
Awwwwww... so poor widdle Amber has a case of poopy butt. Didn't someone mention in yesterdays vlog thread that sugar-free cake and cool-whip could cause diarrhea?
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Sugar-free anything causes the shits, even little kids know this in the year 2019. Hamber is dumber than most little kids.

(I mean, sure, we could assume she did know and was hoping to lose weight via shitting most of it off, but even that's giving her too much credit for intelligence.)
 
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