DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sparkletor]

So Phil just mixed up World War 2 with World War 1.. How?

I don't know, how come he couldn't locate a single European country on a map in Bully?

 

[Dragoonism]

I don't know, how come he couldn't locate a single European country on a map in Bully?

Countries i can get from someone who focused more on video games during his time in school than studying, but one of the most documented events in history, WW2, i dont get... It's like he never seen a WW2 movie or played CoD or MH!

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I have never heard him talk about sewer levels before?

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[Adamska]

So Phil just mixed up World War 2 with World War 1.. How?

He thinks the UK is Ireland and Greece is where Finland is. He's fucking dumb due to being cripplingly lazy intellectually.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

the second highest difficulty is also the second lowest difficulty

he's on normal, it doesn't go easy - hard - hardest

Not going to dig up the video again to confirm the names, but there were four difficulties. The lowest was called Story or something and three others were things like Jedi Knight/Jedi Master/etc. So depending on your outlook I guess it's either Very Easy, Easy, Normal, Hard or it's Easy, Normal, Hard, Extra Hard.

 

[Sparkletor]

I have never heard him talk about sewer levels before?

Complaining about sewer levels is a meme created by Spoony in 2008.



Phil just stole it when Spoony lost his mind and stopped making content.

 

[tzgnilki]

Not going to dig up the video again to confirm the names, but there were four difficulties. The lowest was called Story or something and three others were things like Jedi Knight/Jedi Master/etc. So depending on your outlook I guess it's either Very Easy, Easy, Normal, Hard or it's Easy, Normal, Hard, Extra Hard.

story mode difficulty doesn't count, it isn't really a difficulty

considering the meter which shows parry and other variables is at half way, i'd consider it medium difficulty

 

[Kermit the Frog]

You kind of need to piece the clues together from several different Ask the King episodes.

Phil worked at the helicopter plant. Phil would car pool with some of his coworkers, one of which was a girl he liked.

One day she commented that he boyfriend was selling his condo and moving away. This was his chance. Phil could just buy her boyfriend's condo and then get the girl.

$130k later Phil had a new condo in "a bad neighborhood" and the girl suddenly stopped talking to him.

Phil has retconned this story to he bought the condo because it was closer to the helicopter plant. A kiwi a few months ago showed a google map of the distance from the condo and his parents house. It was like 5 minutes away or something like that.

This is important to know because it's an example of both Phil's irresponsible financial decisions and his desperation for female attention. Buying a condo at an inflated price from a guy because his girlfriend said to in the hopes that you'll impress her is one of the most incel moves I've ever seen. There's no chance he had ever been in a relationship before and this was the best idea he could come up with (also interesting to note that he didn't care she was already in a relationship, a sign of things to come). I can imagine Phil trying to aggressively move on the girl and it getting to the point where she felt uncomfortable being around him. She was just being nice, Phil, she didn't want to fuck you. Don't forget that Phil conveniently stopped going on the carpool even though the condo was along the way, so something must have happened.

Phil has mentioned taking medication and "becoming obsessed" with a girl while he was in high school, it's not like this isn't some unprecedented behavior that was carried over into adulthood. Leanna also said that Phil kept on messaging her repeatedly until she finally agreed to meet him, though being a young fangirl prevented her from seeing how weird this was. Phil couldn't convince Kat to live with him until he showered her with money and gifts. Things like chemistry and compatibility simply don't matter to Phil, what matters is that he isn't an actual incel.

 

[actually]

In tonight's bad acting by Phil, in his "I must 100% an easy game" cleanup, he was searching for gems or whatever. This was spammed in chat:

MaxCaulfieldVR: flash the boombox, set it to channel 3, use dark-light on the treadmills

Streamable - free video publishing

Check out this video on Streamable using your phone, tablet or desktop.

streamable.com

Such amazing (ACKACK)acting. Also currently stalling to try and get a few more tips since he only got $33 tonight, with $20 coming from a single tip.

Edit: New lore: "Phil's parents" bought him 2 humidifiers that he has not even bothered to set up despite his "gunked up" sinuses that are definitely from the dry air.

Edit 2: Phil believes he has adapted and addressed all the criticisms of old and any "criticism" now is actually "slander". And people show up now and shocked...SHOCKED...that Phil isn't as he is portrayed. People are now just lying when they say he begs for money all the time.

Jesus Christ this has basically become "The Debunking Stream II: Autistic Boogaloo".

 

[Forbidden Math]

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Soyboy mad that people think smoking is cool, I don't even smoke but yeesh. Phil can't handle anyone not being him, what a horrifying world that brings to mind.

 

[Prince Lotor]

You kind of need to piece the clues together from several different Ask the King episodes.

Phil worked at the helicopter plant. Phil would car pool with some of his coworkers, one of which was a girl he liked.

One day she commented that he boyfriend was selling his condo and moving away. This was his chance. Phil could just buy her boyfriend's condo and then get the girl.

$130k later Phil had a new condo in "a bad neighborhood" and the girl suddenly stopped talking to him.

Phil has retconned this story to he bought the condo because it was closer to the helicopter plant. A kiwi a few months ago showed a google map of the distance from the condo and his parents house. It was like 5 minutes away or something like that.

My 2nd favorite part of this is that the carpool was to night-school that Phil's helicopter job was completely paying for, and after he bought the condo Phil had "issues" with it that they "refused to address" (Phil you already bought it), like the hole in the wall (That Phil later admitted he himself did, but there wasn't a doorstop on the wall and Phil's never seen that before so it's naht his fault okaay?), and "it got awkward" so Phil "stopped taking that carpool". . .and also just stopped going to night-school entirely (because she went to that school too).

Of course my favorite part is Phil thinking he would impress this girl by buying her boyfriend's condo and somehow end up with her.

 

[Shambler]

My 2nd favorite part of this is that the carpool was to night-school that Phil's helicopter job was completely paying for, and after he bought the condo Phil had "issues" with it that they "refused to address" (Phil you already bought it), like the hole in the wall (That Phil later admitted he himself did, but there wasn't a doorstop on the wall and Phil's never seen that before so it's naht his fault okaay?), and "it got awkward" so Phil "stopped taking that carpool". . .and also just stopped going to night-school entirely (because she went to that school too).

Of course my favorite part is Phil thinking he would impress this girl by buying her boyfriend's condo and somehow end up with her.

this is why i believe phil has literally never had "underwear time" only an incel would think "money means everything" gold diggers can only put up with so much, if you're overweight, unfit, and sloth like that gold digger isn't going to be happy, she'll be even less happy if you assume she's a gold digger if she's not

 

[MoonRocker]

this is why i believe phil has literally never had "underwear time" only an incel would think "money means everything" gold diggers can only put up with so much, if you're overweight, unfit, and sloth like that gold digger isn't going to be happy, she'll be even less happy if you assume she's a gold digger if she's not

DSP has no idea how the world actually works and that money doesn’t mean you can get automatically everything you want when it comes to people.

If you want to have sex with good looking women while being a general slob and gross looking guy, with a few thousands to spare for an evening and a night out, you can get some hot escorts.

But an actual gold digger? Unless that woman has absolutely no standards and isn’t too hot herself, you have to put a lot of effort in how you look and present yourself to grab one of those. Competition is high in areas with high concentration of rich single guys, and hot women know their worth and often can take their pick. DSP is a closeted incel; his lack of experience with women and relationship is always on full display when someone asks him a question about relationships and he’s made a fool of himself enough times that every time he talks about his relationship with muh wife it becomes a meme quickly enough.

Phil is one of the most ignorant I’ve adult ever publicly witnessed in my life. He knows nothing outside of the very small and depressing bubble he built for himself.

He’s a fucking loser and no amount of gaslighting he projects onto others and himself would make me think otherwise.

 

[harbinger]

Edit: New lore: "Phil's parents" bought him 2 humidifiers that he has not even bothered to set up despite his "gunked up" sinuses that are definitely from the dry air.

Dry air...? In Seattle-fucking, Washington...? Philip lives within spitting distance of the largest fucking body of water on the planet.

 

[James Smith]

Phil has retconned this story to he bought the condo because it was closer to the helicopter plant. A kiwi a few months ago showed a google map of the distance from the condo and his parents house. It was like 5 minutes away or something like that.

8 minutes from his condo, 10 minutes from his parent's condo. What an improvement!

 

[Very Honest Content]

DSP is currently playing at least seven different games right now:
Star Wars
Pokemon
Death Stranding
Luigi's Mansion 3
WWE2K20
Minecraft
Call of Duty MW

Also, I think he hasn't finished PvZ yet, he JUST finished Outer Worlds, and he finished DQB2 last week.

No wonder it's "hardcore gaming season", he's played 10 different games in the last two weeks.

Edit: 11 games. @SkippyLongbottom reminded me of the Mario/Sonic Olympics game he ragequit in 70 minutes.

That doesn't even count his Halloween marathon.

Or when he was playing the Super NES and Sega last month.

He'll be back to Mortal Kombat for the fourth DLC additional roster member too.

$80 tip and 3k in bits from the same guy....these fucking people man. Is Phrenelith a usual whale?

The former Heaving_Earth.

Lurker's first post here, so...Do you guys believe that Phil plants fake donations sometimes? As in, giving people money and asking them to tip him, to make it look like he's always successful on his "marathons".

...maybe I'm just thinking that Phil is too much of a scammer and exaggerating on his lack of decency. Just food for thought.

Very possible. He has admited his wife sometimes will lurk chat on a game she's playing herself to see what goes down and has commented on the chat to him afterwards post stream, it's easy for her to send a little 'seed the hat' money during those opportunities, and if she could do it, why can't Phil?

Wow that's autistic as fuck. You got some tard whales of your own eh

Fools and their money, alternatively, fraudsters and the bank's account...

 

[Regulas]

Phil has mentioned taking medication and "becoming obsessed" with a girl while he was in high school, it's not like this isn't some unprecedented behavior that was carried over into adulthood. Leanna also said that Phil kept on messaging her repeatedly until she finally agreed to meet him, though being a young fangirl prevented her from seeing how weird this was. Phil couldn't convince Kat to live with him until he showered her with money and gifts. Things like chemistry and compatibility simply don't matter to Phil, what matters is that he isn't an actual incel.

He's like a NEET version of Weinstein. Nothing organic about his relationships.

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"The FTC is a bunch of fucking detractors...fucking idiots, ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!"

*snort*

 

[Dragoonism]

8 minutes from his condo, 10 minutes from his parent's condo. What an improvement!

If i remember correctly from a very old stream, when he was new on Twitch, he claimed he always went to his parents house between streams to eat and it took him 30 min to a hour back and forth!
Another thing he claimed was that he tried to spend as little time as possible at his parents place because there was nothing for him there to do.

 

[PervertedMonk]

I know this was mentioned in this thread earlier this year, but whatever happened to Rambo? Guy seems to have vanished from the internet November of last year.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

I know this was mentioned in this thread earlier this year, but whatever happened to Rambo? Guy seems to have vanished from the internet November of last year.

It seems a lot of people escape the Internet entirely just to get out of the Goutosphere of hate (at least for a year or so.)

 

[James Smith]

If i remember correctly from a very old stream, when he was new on Twitch, he claimed he always went to his parents house between streams to eat and it took him 30 min to a hour back and forth!
Another thing he claimed was that he tried to spend as little time as possible at his parents place because there was nothing for him there to do.

It's a 10 minute drive in high traffic.