Containment What If?

[Picklechu]

What if Chris was an angel?

Spoiler

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

Spoiler

We all wish he would fly into the sun. A boy can dream, can't he?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris actually got surgery to become "All Woman "?

He's workin on it.

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris shat himself and DID something?

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

What if Chris shat himself and DID something?

Holy shit! That's a bit unreasonable, pal. One step at a time. He's not Super Man.

 

[Coldgrip]

What if everybody else shat themselves and Chris did something?

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

What if everybody else shat themselves and Chris did something?

What is this, the Twilight Zone? Everyone is saying illogical statements. Birds fly, sun shines, grass grows, and Chris must shit himself and do nothing. It's a fact of nature.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if everybody else shat themselves and Chris did something?

What WOULD he do?

What if Sonichu created Chris?

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

What WOULD he do?

What if Sonichu created Chris?

"GO FATHER! GO OUT AND SHIT YOUR PANTS TO THE EXTREME!"

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris was a muslim?

 

[Supreme Leader]

What if Chris was a muslim?

Didn't I already post this? Well, he would probably mace people that 'offend' his religion, and he'd be wearing the Qur'an instead of the sonichu medallion.

What if Chris-Chan was an African warlord?

What if Chris was an angel?

He'd fall, and wouldn't be an angel.

 

[CWCissey]

Didn't I already post this? Well, he would probably mace people that 'offend' his religion, and he'd be wearing the Qur'an instead of the sonichu medallion.

What if Chris-Chan was an African warlord?

Chief Spergoluthu Poothelezi.

 

[DangerJones]

What if Chris was a muslim?

Chris Shabazz

 

[Muncie Anderson]

"GO FATHER! GO OUT AND SHIT YOUR PANTS TO THE EXTREME!"

"I'm workin' on it!"

 

[Mick92]

Well, he would probably mace people that 'offend' his religion, and he'd be wearing the Qur'an instead of the sonichu medallion.

Nah. He's a christian, yet he's not fanatical enough to say, wear a cross around, and I don't think I've even hear him defend his beliefs. So he would remember he is a muslim exclusively when it concerns or benefits him.

"And uhm.... there's the... there's the 72 Allah promised, Virgin Heartsweets I am Entitled to, so... yeah..."


What if Chris was a robot?

 

[EI 903]

Didn't I already post this?

What If and Random Thoughts get a ton of reposts. It's just the nature of the threads.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a robot?

He'd be like Chappie, only retarded, stupid and fat.

 

[Anchuent Dictata]

Didn't I already post this? Well, he would probably mace people that 'offend' his religion, and he'd be wearing the Qur'an instead of the sonichu medallion.

What if Chris-Chan was an African warlord?

UNGA-WUNGA!

 

[Clown Doll]

What if Chris was a muslim?

CURSE-JIHAD-ME-HA!

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris studied in Oxford or Cambridge University?