Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

Maybe, but what does Chris gain by doing so? He merely exchanges one desperate power fantasy for another.
I think he believes Magi-Chan has more clout, more influence, and people might take the Merge more seriously if Magi-Chan says its gonna happen. This is his stupid way of providing proof that the worlds are merging. Plus, since Magi-Chan is a powerful, omnipotent senior citizen, Chris feels he can talk down to people even more than he already does.
 
But...Mewtwo doesn't have a gender. Unlike tumblr-fags, Mewtwo is ACTUALLY nonbinary, as he isn't male or female. We just refer to him as male because he's got that deep-ass voice. He has no dick.

He has no dick, man! Leave him alone!
 
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An expansion to the robbery senario: sturdy braincells
 
more escapism i suppose

"Everything's okay! The bank people can't get me now cause I'm not IN my body anymore! I switched with Magi-chan so he can use his psychic powers to make them not call anybody so the real me can do things in California-CWCville, and mommy is going to be okay because she's fated and destined to have a Fountain of Youth dip!"

In other words, after finally realizing yet again that hiding under the dirt isn't solving all his problems, he decided to come out, dig the hole he's stuck in even deeper, and bury himself under yet another pile of dirt.
 
There's not many people I want to see hurry up and die, but I'm willing to give exception to Barb.

The sheer number of possibile scenarios with Chris being a lone ranger gets me moist in anticipation.


I feel the same thing. In fact I've only been checking the forums more often because I sincerely believe Barb is about to drop dead any second now.
 
Mewtwo waiting for Magi-chan to grow so he can take his ass. Magi-chan waiting Chris to grow so he can take his ass. Then Chris waits Sonichu to grow to take his ass.

Almost seems like some kind of reverse oedipal complex . Chris can only fuck what he watched growing up. This isn't a marriage, it's the harvest of a fuck farm!
 

Wow, so it's confirmed that the only reason Magi-Chan was attracted to Silvana is because she had a penis. It's even worse than that because he wanted her cock so bad that he overlooked the fact she had a vagina just to get that dick.

Silvana must have a magic, perfect sized penis. Either that or Magi-chan is a low-key King of Spades and Blake needs to watch his back.
 
Its amazing to me that this whole saga was brought about because some faggots lied to him over discord. And what's even more amazing is that Chris still clings to some the things the idea fags told him as fact. Just proves to me that nothing with Chris is predictable and dumb shit will cause sagas to completely change course.
 
Wow, so it's confirmed that the only reason Magi-Chan was attracted to Silvana is because she had a penis. It's even worse than that because he wanted her cock so bad that he overlooked the fact she had a vagina just to get that dick.

Silvana must have a magic, perfect sized penis. Either that or Magi-chan is a low-key King of Spades and Blake needs to watch his back.
Magichan be like
"I'd crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole"
-- Nick Cave in one of the filthiest fucking songs (and homoerotic videos) ever written
 
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