Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread


Magi-Chan must be so bored being stuck in this dimension inside Chris's body while Chris is in California having sex with Sockness.
Since being in Chris's body he's;
  • Tweeted
  • Drawn a bunch of cards
  • Had dinner with barb
  • Watched an entire documentary about Chris
  • Listened to Taylor Swift music
  • Begged for donations
Must be incredible tedious for an all-powerful being who can read the minds of every living creature, see the past and future, and can travel dimensions.
 
Magi-Chan, on being bisexual and his relationship with husband/father figure Mewtwo.

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'Morrow as you can'. Fuck's sake.

Followed by the robber shanking Magi-Chan dead and nicking his wallet. Honestly. Does Chris truly think that just telling someone set on robbery 'forget about it and read your horoscope tomorrow' will set them on the path of righteousness once more? Also gotta love how he pointlessly drags psychic powers into this flawless strategy for no real purpose other than 'I have psychic powers, aren't I so fucking awesome'. Also how he takes what's clearly a silly joke and uses it to give some kind of advice like the good, humourless autist he is.

Also, from the bumsex Mewtwo/Magi-Chan stuff:

'But, I feel I must rebuttal.' Chris, that isn't English. Or maybe you meant 're-butthole'?

'Clanging drumsticks.' WTF?

Sylvana's 'lady piece'. Presumably the .22 Beretta in her handbag.

The way that Mewtwo held off from proposing bum-stuff until 'minimum level 25'. Because sexual/romantic relationships are just like fucking Pokeyman.

And 'big hearted and soulful' appears to be Chris's new 'heart-felt and honest'. He just loves to drag it out each time.
 
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AynWye criticizes someone for criticizing Chris:

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Magi-Chan's musical tastes:

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Segues into how cyberbullying affected him, while stroking his own ego:

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More RP nonsense from Sockness and one of his sock accounts:

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It's shit like this...

It's shit like this that we should have a Kiwi Override mode in times of horrific droughts.
 
"Rarely lacking in control of myself" yet somehow spergs in gratuitous detail about demented cross-species sex. You have to wonder how far IG could've gone with Chris, or rather if there even is a limit to what he'll believe as long as you sprinkle some fairy dust in his eyes.

"But, I digress." Chris, your entire life is a digression.
 
Mewtwo waiting for Magi-chan to grow so he can take his ass. Magi-chan waiting Chris to grow so he can take his ass. Then Chris waits Sonichu to grow to take his ass.
Mota's right, if Chris went on that situation he'll get killed.
Robber: Leave me alone, you wierdo!
 
Chris is genuinely immune to any attempt at humor that isn't in a Family Guy format.

Also, mistaking the word moral for morrow? Fucking embarrassing.

Even Family Guy jokes fly over his head. His sense of humor is like that of an infant; he doesn't comprehend irony, only whimsical shapes, unusual noises and the tickle in his tummy from having gas.
 
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I'm starting to think this Magi-Chan thing might be permanent, it reminds me of how he became a tomgirl to escape all the pressure and STRESS of being a JERK, being Magi-Chan is his escape from being Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Blue Heart.
 
Maybe, but what does Chris gain by doing so? He merely exchanges one desperate power fantasy for another.

It's just his way of not dealing with reality, like the tomgirl thing seemed like it came about because he realized that he didn't want to live a traditional male role like going out and working and being a responsible adult. His 1950's "I Love Lucy" view of being a housewife was more appealing to him, so he tried to become that. He thought some woman was going to come along and take care of him, and let him stay home and play with toys and raise their True and Honest Daughter Crystal. Ten years into that not happening, he got married to cartoon characters that he created, and we stopped hearing about the "Lesbian Transgender; Female Soul" stuff. It's been the alternate dimension thing. He just seems to reinvent himself when he realizes what he is doing is not working, rather than actually make any positive changes.
 
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