UN Waiter shot dead in Paris over slow sandwich - MAKE ME A FUCKEENG SANDWEECH! HEHONHEHONHEHON!

Paris waiter 'shot dead over slow sandwich service'

A customer opened fire reportedly because his sandwich was not prepared quickly enough.

www.bbc.co.uk

A waiter in Paris has been shot dead by a customer who was reportedly angry because his sandwich wasn't prepared quickly enough.

Police say a murder investigation has been launched after the incident on Friday evening in the eastern Noisy-le-Grand suburb.

The suspect fled the scene and has not been caught.

Ambulance crews tried to save the 28-year-old waiter, who had been shot in the shoulder, but he died at the scene.

His colleagues told police that the customer had lost his temper at the pizza and sandwich shop because of the length of time it had taken to prepare his meal.

The killing has stunned local residents and shopkeepers.

"It is sad," one 29-year-old woman told French media. "It's a quiet restaurant, without any problems. It just opened a few months ago."

Some residents, however, said there had been an upsurge of crime in the area with an increase of drug-dealing and drunkenness on the streets.

The suspect was quoted as saying 'Alright! I'm gonna enjoy this!'

 

[JohnDoe]

Well unless we start sinking the ships.

Its a simple solution, and 100% effective. Cheaper that all the processing and welfare, too.

 

[Duke Nukem]

thats fake news... you can get a gun in europe pretty easy, if you have enough cash you can even get a real assault rifle

I'd assume there's a lot of items left over in the Balkans from the civil war and whatnot. I'd be surprised if aspiring jihad types haven't at least considered this as a source, not to mention regular gang members. And then there's people who have the skill and knowledge to make copies of existing designs, and those who cobble together their own improvised ones. Knowledge that people would be keen to hold onto, especially in this age of censorship.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Bagged over a baguette.

 

[Stoneheart]

I'd assume there's a lot of items left over in the Balkans from the civil war and whatnot. I'd be surprised if aspiring jihad types haven't at least considered this as a source, not to mention regular gang members.

they dont like jihadis in the balkans and jihadis are to stupid to use middlemen.
There are also plenty of guns in the rest of south eastern europe.
or just buy a stole swiss army rifle-

 

[Duke Nukem]

they dont like jihadis in the balkans and jihadis are to stupid to use middlemen.
There are also plenty of guns in the rest of south eastern europe.
or just buy a stole swiss army rifle-

I'm sure most of them don't but Bosnia is largely Muslim I believe, I was thinking of that as a possible channel. You never know anyway, they might get smart yet.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

R.i.P.
Hopefully it went quickly and he was never in any Pain

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

I'm sure most of them don't but Bosnia is largely Muslim I believe, I was thinking of that as a possible channel. You never know anyway, they might get smart yet.

Most people that sell guns don't want to deal with Jihadis. After they chimp out and kill a bunch of people who do you think Interpol will want to talk to next? You're better off selling it to regular criminals who like to avoid drawing attention to themselves. Then there is the fact that the gun guy would have to be the right kind of muslim.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Bagged over a baguette.

Then he died after losing quacxygen.

 

[Basil II]

Allah has willed it.

with recent additions from eastern Europe.

A frenchman shot over a sandwich? I have a feeling I know who the prime suspect must be:

Spoiler

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[Roast Chicken]

R.i.P.
Hopefully it went quickly and he was never in any Pain

A lot of people don't feel gunshot wounds until much later and if it struck an artery then he would've bled out and lost consciousness in seconds.

Must've been pretty horrid for the people who tended to him in his last moments, though.

 

[CWCissey]

A lot of people don't feel gunshot wounds until much later and if it struck an artery then he would've bled out and lost consciousness in seconds.

Must've been pretty horrid for the people who tended to him in his last moments, though.

Hint: Look up the French word for bread.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Hint: Look up the French word for bread.

No dad jokes, asshole.

 

[Der Reichsminister]

Cannot be! Has the age of hyper violence finally arrived? What happened to our blissful communist utopia where everybody just gets along splendidly?