UN Waiter shot dead in Paris over slow sandwich - MAKE ME A FUCKEENG SANDWEECH! HEHONHEHONHEHON!

Paris waiter 'shot dead over slow sandwich service'

A customer opened fire reportedly because his sandwich was not prepared quickly enough.

www.bbc.co.uk

A waiter in Paris has been shot dead by a customer who was reportedly angry because his sandwich wasn't prepared quickly enough.

Police say a murder investigation has been launched after the incident on Friday evening in the eastern Noisy-le-Grand suburb.

The suspect fled the scene and has not been caught.

Ambulance crews tried to save the 28-year-old waiter, who had been shot in the shoulder, but he died at the scene.

His colleagues told police that the customer had lost his temper at the pizza and sandwich shop because of the length of time it had taken to prepare his meal.

The killing has stunned local residents and shopkeepers.

"It is sad," one 29-year-old woman told French media. "It's a quiet restaurant, without any problems. It just opened a few months ago."

Some residents, however, said there had been an upsurge of crime in the area with an increase of drug-dealing and drunkenness on the streets.

The suspect was quoted as saying 'Alright! I'm gonna enjoy this!'

 

[Sanshain]

No less than the French deserve, especially Parisians.

 

[VV 422]

but was the waiter shouting about white niggers and telling the patrons he wouldn't even rape them

 

[RetardedCat]

Some residents, however, said there had been an upsurge of crime in the area with an increase of drug-dealing and drunkenness on the streets.

Well I mean I'm not gonna say that it's because it's a nigger area but you know


it's a nigger area.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I wonder what other demographic trends correlate to the upsurge in drugs and crime.

 

[Rancid Flid]

No description of the suspect is MSM code for nigger or Muslim.

 

[Ruin]

If they put that Quimby boy away the first time this wouldn't have happened.

 

[Flexo]

How could this happen? I was assured Europe was all about gun control.

 

[saisegeha]

Ban sandwiches.

 

[Immortal Technique]

The shoulder? That shit must've nicked an artery.

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

Maybe if their paramedics had more experience dealing with gunshot victims he would have survived that bullet to the shoulder.

But seriously though, I wish that unhinged lunatics picked more deserving targets. Go after the fat cats with the private islands and top tier security details instead of shooting some poor bastard that works in a French pizza shop.

 

[YW 525]

These crazy fuckers are going to make me pro-UBI if they keep this up. Stay home and be safe.

Poor waiter, it wasn't their fault. The patron should have shot the chef.

 

[Affluent Reptilian]

I wonder what other demographic trends correlate to the upsurge in drugs and crime.

Hey! It's ignorant and bigoted to say it's the migrants of the last few years! It could easily be migrants or children of migrants of the last 50 years!

In 1971, the rape rate stood at 2.0 per 100,000 people.[3]While in 1995, it was 12.5.[4] In 2009, it stood at 16.2.[5] According to a 2012 report, about 75,000 rapes take place each year.[6]

According to a 2014 article, about 5,000 to 7,000 of the rapes are gang rapes.[7]

 

[Stoneheart]

I was assured Europe was all about gun control.

thats fake news... you can get a gun in europe pretty easy, if you have enough cash you can even get a real assault rifle

 

[Far Queue]

I wonder what other demographic trends correlate to the upsurge in drugs and crime.

Probably a koala. If you look them up in the dictionary, their entry says "Marsupial native to Australia. Eats shoots and leaves."

 

[chunkygoth]

This guy died from getting shot in the shoulder? He should have raised his constitution more.

 

[Stoneheart]

This guy died from getting shot in the shoulder? He should have raised his constitution more.

he had bad dice...

 

[oldTireWater]

The shoulder? That shit must've nicked an artery.

Not supposed to do reaction images, but...

Spoiler

 

[Tootsie Bear]

It's a good thing this didn't happen at Subway or else there would've been a massacre!

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I wonder if the sandwich was halal.