DORITOS® JACKED™ Black DUIDUIDUI JACE 9/11s VIA PRIUS + unveils "OPERATION WU-POCALYPSE"

[Ivan Komarov]

ALLAH: 911
DEAGLE NATION: 0

 

[Duke Nukem]

God damn it Jace. Just, God damn it.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Wonder if his mom is going to press charges for what he did to her car... the Commander of the US Street Racers is in for it now.

EDIT: I don't want him in prison though, I actually kinda like Jace.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Thank-you Lord for saving Jace, he could of died if you did not read our posts. That post-crash anger though.

 

[exball]

"My only weapon is TRUTH. I'm armed with the truth of my lord and savior Jesus Christ."
Truly a poet.

 

[Dan Abrams]

Jace is probably gonna be in a jail cell soon sitting next to Chris

 

[KingofManga420]

Just think @FlyAwayNow , you could've been in that wreck.

 

[Glaive]

[Bon Jovi music slowly fades in over car kicking]

Top shelf

 

[Alex Krycek]

Jace is probably gonna be in a jail cell soon sitting next to Chris

That sounds like an awesome idea for a sitcom.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Press 1 for crashing your mom's Prius on the highway.

 

[Dan Abrams]

I will literally send money to Jace's commissary in jail so he can keep fueling the fight

 

[XYZpdq]

The only way this could have been better is if it was livestreamed.

 

[ReadLaughWeepFreakOut]

That sounds like an awesome idea for a sitcom.

Or a great real world take on Jace's adventures in Sims.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

He should've pushed the car back onto its wheels and kept going.

BULLSHIT PLASTIC FROM CHINKS!

 

[LegoTugboat]

Transcript:

HELLO YOUTUBE THIS IS JACE HERE, AND THIS IS MY FUCKING CAR, OR MY MOM'S CAR THAT WHEN I WAS STREETRACING COULD NOT PERFORM.

COULDN'T FUCKING PERFORM ON THE ROAD AND NOW THE PIECE OF SHIT HAS CRASHED OK CAN'T EVEN KICK THE WINDSHIELD OUT BECAUSE IT'S MADE OF BULLSHIT PLASTIC FROM CHINKS

BECAUSE I WASN'T EVEN FUCKING DRUNK I WAS JUST RACING Y'KNOW LIKE NORMAL I WAS TRYING TO STREETRACE ON THE FUCKING HIGHWAY AND ALL THIS BULLSHIT AND HOLY SHIT, TOTALLY USELESS AND I HIT- I FUCKING ROLLED ON THE ICE AND FUCKING ALL(?) GONNA DIE HERE AND NOW ALL THIS I'M A STREETRACING GOOOOOD, FUCK I'M A STREETRACING GOOOOOD AND (incoherent)

BECAUSE IVAN AND THE REST OF THESE TERRORISTS AND THEY FUCKING MADE ME DO THIS, THIS ISN'T MY FAULT JUST BECAUSE THE ROAD WAS SLIPPERY DOESN'T MEAN THAT (incoherent) BECAUSE I'M A COMMANDER OF THE UNITED STATES STREET RACING

 

[stets]

I honestly did not start to follow this guy until I discovered his "Fact Zone" streams a week or two ago. I was instantly hooked when I discovered that there was a person out there that seemed to form his entire world view after watching a single episode of "Hannity."

I still can't wrap my head around this guy's recent life; it's just too fucking bizarre. But damn, I apparently picked a good time to tune in.

If you ever lose sight of the bizarre nature of Jace Connors, remember this: A young, schizophrenic man just stole his mom's Prius to challenge a transsexual to a street race and then crashed it in the middle of a snow storm.

tl;dr: "Hi, truth. Don't forget you're almost always stranger than me. Seriously, don't ever forget it." - <3 Fiction

 

[The Dude]

Oh lord my sides! Muh suhds yew guise!

 

[Strelok]

Transcript:

HELLO YOUTUBE THIS IS JACE HERE, AND THIS IS MY FUCKING CAR, OR MY MOM'S CAR THAT WHEN I WAS STREETRACING COULD NOT PERFORM.

COULDN'T FUCKING PERFORM ON THE ROAD AND NOW THE PIECE OF SHIT HAS CRASHED OK CAN'T EVEN KICK THE WINDSHIELD OUT BECAUSE IT'S MADE OF BULLSHIT PLASTIC FROM CHINKS

BECAUSE I WASN'T EVEN FUCKING DRUNK I WAS JUST RACING Y'KNOW LIKE NORMAL I WAS TRYING TO STREETRACE ON THE FUCKING HIGHWAY AND ALL THIS BULLSHIT AND HOLY SHIT, TOTALLY USELESS AND I HIT- I FUCKING ROLLED ON THE ICE AND FUCKING ALL(?) GONNA DIE HERE AND NOW ALL THIS I'M A STREETRACING GOOOOOD, FUCK I'M A STREETRACING GOOOOOD AND (incoherent)

BECAUSE IVAN AND THE REST OF THESE TERRORISTS AND THEY FUCKING MADE ME DO THIS, THIS ISN'T MY FAULT JUST BECAUSE THE ROAD WAS SLIPPERY DOESN'T MEAN THAT (incoherent) BECAUSE I'M A COMMANDER OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE AND

Just a minor correction, at the end he actually claims to be a "Commander of the United States Street Racers" whatever that is.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Side note: Anyone who still believes this is a ruse - game, set, and match.

 

[Handsome Pete]

So once again, brave Eli sets off alone into hostile territory.

Remind me again why in the hell Eli is setting off into hostile territory? Why is he "halfway across the continent," and will the grocery store miss him?