TRISHA PAYTAS SUBSCRIPTION BOX REVIEW 7/7/2019 - $60 for more junk she doesn't need and she's gonna keep the box

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Is she hoping or thinking/assuming that if she doesn't keep "100 Days of" Whatever in the titles or refer to it being day number whatever, so and so this or that eventually we are all just going to forget about her fake, bullshit pretend broken promises?

Fat Bitch, there's still Kiwis who are counting which of the 100 Days of Weighing in we SHOULD be up to by now. We haven't forgotten.
We haven't forgotten about you quitting Optavia in less than 40 hours.
We haven't forgotten about your three failed Weight Watchers subscriptions/memberships.
We haven't forgotten about Obese to Beast, or EDDF.
We haven't forgotten about the fake WLS papers.
We haven't forgotten about the singing Doctor, or the other Doctor, or the last time you were 'diagnosed'
We haven't forgotten about you lying and scamming with BetterHelp
We haven't forgotten about your Instagram Dietitian
We haven't forgotten about rain and petals eavesdrop.

Does anyone want to give themself the challenge of cataloging how many failed/forgotten weight loss schemes there have been since the beginning? We all know the cycle but it would be neat to know exactly how many cycles we've been through in total.

I've come to learn that any time Amber makes a promise, that's when you know it'll fail. Whatever it is. The only thing Amber can commit to is eating and being a waste of space.
 
Becky is living high on the hog - pun intended.

Amber bankrolls Becky's entire life. She doesn't pay rent/utilities, for her clothes and food, the car she drives; basically anything you can think of.
Oh, and she has a $1,300 phone which she also paid $free.99 for.

I don't think she wipes Amber's ass for her, but that's debatable.

Nah, respectfully disagree. The ThumbTard is treated like a piece of dog shit stuck to the bottom of Hammy's bloated, diabeetus-riddled dainty hoof. We have SEEN Big Ham yell and bellow and order her around. We see the dead, lobotomized look on her face. She USED to get 'paid' in fucking $7Walmart bargain T-shirts. Nowadays it's not even THAT.
The car can be argued to not even count because HamLard calls it HER car.
She is a total slave in that house. Just in the last few months alone we have seen her heaving around endlessly cleaning, doing chores and meanial tasks (all JUST for Amber and JUST in their bedroom tho, because fuck actually helping Rickie), grunt work like putting groceries away, Al throwing literal garbage on the floor in front of her to pick up, etc etc.

There's the Coco Puffs incident, the Tic Tacs incident, the Newlywed Game vlog, the "Bingemonster" storytimes.....

ThickNeck McBeefNeck is a nasty cunt but she is a doormat and servant to a bigger, fatter, nastier cunt for sure.


Does anyone want to give themself the challenge of cataloging how many failed/forgotten weight loss schemes there have been since the beginning? We all know the cycle but it would be neat to know exactly how many cycles we've been through in total.

I've come to learn that any time Amber makes a promise, that's when you know it'll fail. Whatever it is. The only thing Amber can commit to is eating and being a waste of space.

Yikes - when you say "Beginning" do you mean from ground zero? The very first video on her entire channel, then we go from there?
Then again....as a combined effort, that could be an undertaking of truly epic proportions. An absolute pinnacle of Kiwi teamwork and Autism. The ALR Compendium of Failure: Every Documented Failed Weight Loss Journey/Attempt in her History. Immortalized.

Like....for fucks sake, remember that one time she went vegan, made a video about how awesome it was and OMG I LOVE ANIMALS GUISE, and then fucking quit in less than a day?
 
I thought Amber would at least jumpcut the video, tell Becky to pop the popcorn and do a “GlitterBee (don’t wanna get demonetized, teehee) popcorn taste test!” But no. Once again, disappointed.

Why add it to this video when you can make a whole different "eat with me" video later?

I'm so sorry if she does this later and we have to suffer through it. (:_(
 
Nah, respectfully disagree. The ThumbTard is treated like a piece of dog shit stuck to the bottom of Hammy's bloated, diabeetus-riddled dainty hoof. We have SEEN Big Ham yell and bellow and order her around. We see the dead, lobotomized look on her face. She USED to get 'paid' in fucking $7Walmart bargain T-shirts. Nowadays it's not even THAT.
The car can be argued to not even count because HamLard calls it HER car.
She is a total slave in that house. Just in the last few months alone we have seen her heaving around endlessly cleaning, doing chores and meanial tasks (all JUST for Amber and JUST in their bedroom tho, because fuck actually helping Rickie), grunt work like putting groceries away, Al throwing literal garbage on the floor in front of her to pick up, etc etc.

There's the Coco Puffs incident, the Tic Tacs incident, the Newlywed Game vlog, the "Bingemonster" storytimes.....

ThickNeck McBeefNeck is a nasty cunt but she is a doormat and servant to a bigger, fatter, nastier cunt for sure.




Yikes - when you say "Beginning" do you mean from ground zero? The very first video on her entire channel, then we go from there?
Then again....as a combined effort, that could be an undertaking of truly epic proportions. An absolute pinnacle of Kiwi teamwork and Autism. The ALR Compendium of Failure: Every Documented Failed Weight Loss Journey/Attempt in her History. Immortalized.

Like....for fucks sake, remember that one time she went vegan, made a video about how awesome it was and OMG I LOVE ANIMALS GUISE, and then fucking quit in less than a day?

I don’t doubt that Becky feels Amber’s wrath often - but! Becky can up and leave any time she wants. She has a family that obviously cares and is worried about her, which is actually sad because some people don’t have that.

So what does Becky do in response to her family? (Oh, and I have no doubt that they have given her an intervention, by the way.) She’s obviously told them to basically fuck off after seeing those FB messages.


Keep in mind that Becky is 28 years old. She most definitely is not “trapped” in this relationship. She chose and keeps choosing to stay in this relationship. Why? It’s obvious: she likes the cash flow while eating fast food with Amber and tracing, coloring, whatever it is.


Doing chores in your own house does not mean that you’re a slave. If Becky has a “dead” look to her face, it’s probably because she does nothing productive with her life and is used to looking at some sort of screen for most of the day.


I wouldn’t say Becky is a cunt like I most definitely would - and do - call Amber a cunt. She’s just a lazy piece of shit that people give way too much credit to. She deserves none.
 
We're in agreement about so much! Lol.

BECAUSE Necky SlugFace could so easily leave at any time, but was oh so very happy to quit her job, cut off her family, alienate her friends and end her social life, and roll over underneath the fupa of Kentucky's montrous behemoth Boss Hog for nothing more than crayons and a snapback is EXACTLY what makes her so nasty in my eyes. Lazy, useless, a user, a liar....etc.

The enabler argument can go back and forth forever, but she HAS also been cunty and snarky to viewers herself before, been racist AND transphobic and biphobic during livestreams, and at the end of the day she is very very very fucking fat with a squashy sideways man-face and I would not have sex with her.
 
A dumb, fat vapid bitch getting excited over a box of useless glittery tat released by another dumb, fat vapid bitch.

RiVEtEeeEeEn kaHnTEnt
 
Welp... Sat thru this Amber video, it's been a while for me. Then out of (morbid) curiosity I pinged a Trisha Paytas video. Across 3 videos I watched a total combined 2 minutes 30 seconds. I totally get now what Amber thinks she looks like, and why she acts the way she does on camera, her voice etc...

Also, Trisha is kind of a shit-show huh? Jeeeeeesus
 
Sebastian Williams made a video going through the stuff of Trisha's box and showing that it is from Aliexpress and dirt cheap.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3aKI36Htg24

I mean, is it really a surprise? Trasha is that kind of skeevy white bitch. :story:

Which is why I enjoy the fact Ham stans her so much. Hamface is a cow so blinded by her "idol" she refuses to see her idol is a selfish hoe and the only thing Trasha cares about is getting some of that sweet obese dorrah. 💸
 
Our dainty girl will never eat that popcorn. You need to spray oil/butter on the kernels to make it stick. She never used that to cook her slop because oil is super UnhEaLThy y'all.
 
A fat vapid narcissistic twat takes money in exchange for useless trash from a different fattest vapid narcissistic twat, all financed by Alphabet's video hosting site. No wonder the economy is overdue for a recession at this point!
 
Used Cheesecake Factory gift cards, tube turkey, a picture of her from 2014, choker extenders, and a leash for a small dog (never used).

Don’t forget a book of poems!

She looks like she got slapped. Why is her face so red, but only half her face?

Because she visited the farms, and got bitch slapped by our comments.

100 DAYS OF MUKBANGS

Oh, she’ll stick to that! The one time she’d actually go through with something.
What I really want is for Eric to capture her on tape during her “binge monster” moments.
 
What I really want is for Eric to capture her on tape during her “binge monster” moments.
Everyone in the gaycare has that sweet goldmine opportunity :tugboat:of taking advantage of hidden cameras. If they havent yet they should be making plans asap to somehow sneak hamber off somewhere to eat while they install a bunch. Make theyre own MSHPL. SOoOo RAWWWW YoUUu GuuYYIIsEE!!
 
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