TRISHA PAYTAS SUBSCRIPTION BOX REVIEW 7/7/2019 - $60 for more junk she doesn't need and she's gonna keep the box

[Strawberry Pocky]

I only heard the name "Trisha Paytas" for the first time ever in my life through Amberlynn Reid herself, a handful of years ago or whenever the hell Bigass AL first started suckling at this blow-up doll's teats. My only knowledge of Trish'a existence is peripheral, and it is through the ALR universe. As far as my own personal perspective goes, Trisha might as well be a make believe character or a Kiwi Farms meme, because I have no fucking idea who the hell she ACTUALLY is......
I just know she is "another Youtuber" that HamLard luuuurrvveeesss and is just liiiivveeeeeeennneh! for. No fucking clue what her Channel or content is like at all, but I've picked up over the months (from other Kiwis) that she is a whole ass mess.

Whatcha say, should I mosey on over and check out her thread and see what all the drama is about? Is it worth the time? Today's video was boring AF, Momokun's liposuction and lip fillers weren't that enthralling, and Ashley Isaacs still hasn't dropped dead. These cows are light on m.ilk.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

@Strawberry Pocky, Trisha is lulzy and trolly and worth a gander. If you're just looking for a great read, Raven Sparks is a high quality cow and the thread is top notch.

 

[Calling]

I've never seen a more basic bitch subscription box, lol. The only thing missing is a unicorn frappe from Starbucks, or maybe a pair of sparkly uggs, or a makeup brush with opalescent handle. Something colorful and worthless that instathots cream themselves over.

 

[gingerslut]

Christ almighty she looks enormous. I think this is the fattest she's ever been, however many moons ago this was filmed.

 

[Twinkie]

I've never seen a more basic bitch subscription box, lol. The only thing missing is a unicorn frappe from Starbucks, or maybe a pair of sparkly uggs, or a makeup brush with opalescent handle. Something colorful and worthless that instathots cream themselves over.

Gorl please. Uggs? None of those items are available to purchase wholesale on Ali Express or Dollar Tree

Two unemployed bitches can't be bothered to ever make their bed. No pillowcases either. Come on Becky, what the fuck are you being paid for??

To be fair, Becky doesn't sleep in there anymore

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Gorl please. Uggs? None of those items are available to purchase wholesale on Ali Express or Dollar Tree



To be fair, Becky doesn't sleep in there anymore

Whaaaat, that mattress is for the slumber party that they've been having for the last two months

 

[The Jokester]

Trisha is literally everything Amber wishes she was. Trisha maybe a fat, fake, barbie slut but she is a very rich and famous fat, fake barbie slut. Trisha is legendary for being the world's busiest extra. It makes sense why Amber looks up to her so much. She's famous for being famous at this point and she has legions of adoring fans (I don't know why either, but she does).

 

[Okami Green]

Whaaaat, that mattress is for the slumber party that they've been having for the last two months

Pillow mountain is slowly eroding.

 

[marjoram]

Two unemployed bitches can't be bothered to ever make their bed. No pillowcases either. Come on Becky, what the fuck are you being paid for??

Can't make a bed when there's always a heffalump in it....

 

[I never almost drownded]

So after skimming through this video, I summed it up:
The Good: They (Necky) actually washed their (Amber's) disgusting pillow cases
The Bad: Everything else

 

[Chihiro]

What day are we on with this "100 days of uploading" nonsense? Because I want off this ride.

Nothing but day after day of stupid, meaningless, shallow content that NO ONE asked for and NO ONE cares about except for the feeders. I know that stupid, meaningless and shallow tends to be Ambers MO but come on.

Amber, no one cares about the cheap ass box, Especially if its branded by Queen Trash herself, Trisha Paytas. The only thing that people care less about than that box is YOU doing a "review" of it.

Get down to business. Honest (yeah okay I know she could never) weigh-ins. If you don't want to do that, then just do what you're good at and have another BK mukbang with some shrimp on the side.

This is getting boring.

 

[Kamiii]

Trisha Paytas more like Trisha Fatass lmao

because Amber is fat

So is Trisha

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

So is Trisha

Trisha is a dainty gorl how very dare you

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Is she hoping or thinking/assuming that if she doesn't keep "100 Days of" Whatever in the titles or refer to it being day number whatever, so and so this or that eventually we are all just going to forget about her fake, bullshit pretend broken promises?

Fat Bitch, there's still Kiwis who are counting which of the 100 Days of Weighing in we SHOULD be up to by now. We haven't forgotten.
We haven't forgotten about you quitting Optavia in less than 40 hours.
We haven't forgotten about your three failed Weight Watchers subscriptions/memberships.
We haven't forgotten about Obese to Beast, or EDDF.
We haven't forgotten about the fake WLS papers.
We haven't forgotten about the singing Doctor, or the other Doctor, or the last time you were 'diagnosed'
We haven't forgotten about you lying and scamming with BetterHelp
We haven't forgotten about your Instagram Dietitian
We haven't forgotten about rain and petals eavesdrop.

 

[ImJustAbitSwollen]

Two unemployed bitches can't be bothered to ever make their bed. No pillowcases either. Come on Becky, what the fuck are you being paid for??

can you imagine how gross it would be to have to wipe amberlynns ass for her? I honestly think becky deserves a fucking raise.

 

[Billie Ross]

I've never seen a more basic bitch subscription box, lol. The only thing missing is a unicorn frappe from Starbucks, or maybe a pair of sparkly uggs

Tbh I would love to see Hambeast face looking at a pair of dainty sparkly UGG BOOTS for her dainty cankles....
"I'm liiiviiiiiiing for the boots, just need to lose a few pounds and will fit peeeeerfectly boo boo"

 

[clusterfuckk]

Tbh I would love to see Hambeast face looking at a pair of dainty sparkly UGG BOOTS for her dainty cankles....
"I'm liiiviiiiiiing for the boots, just need to lose a few pounds and will fit peeeeerfectly boo boo"

Bitch couldn’t even get UGG slippers to fit those hooves.

 

[mekalekahi]

What happend to that hello fresh subscription box?

 

[Whale Lake 2]

Late as always, but Amber's subscription box would be called "Rarity Grae", and would contain:
- a Bath & Body hand soap that smells like food;
- an old candle that smells like food;
- a packet of ramen noodles (surprise flavour!);
- baby wipes (because that's all you need to keep your face and body clean!);
- a journal with the first pages missing (because she began writing in it, got tired, and threw it in the pile up to the moment of putting it in the box);
- crap jewelry;
- a (huge) mug intended for soup but chosen for hot cocoa.

The box would be $70, and once you order it it never gets to your place. If you contact the client service, Amber will call you and screech that you're trying to scam her.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

can you imagine how gross it would be to have to wipe amberlynns ass for her? I honestly think becky deserves a fucking raise.

Becky is living high on the hog - pun intended.

Amber bankrolls Becky's entire life. She doesn't pay rent/utilities, for her clothes and food, the car she drives; basically anything you can think of.
Oh, and she has a $1,300 phone which she also paid $free.99 for.

I don't think she wipes Amber's ass for her, but that's debatable.