TRISHA PAYTAS SUBSCRIPTION BOX REVIEW 7/7/2019 - $60 for more junk she doesn't need and she's gonna keep the box

[mekalekahi]

This is hilarious to me because zach got a box and did this like 2 days ago. I knew AL had this box and filmed a vid back in May but didnt know when it would come out most her viewers probably already saw the crap in the box already from his vid. On top of that he actually tries the products out, I'm surprised she didnt have Becky make the popcorn!

I remember watching a random vlog of trishas once where she was in a alone in a city for something, and it was in the same state as some Chinese restaurant that she ate at as a child. She called a uber and spent like $1500 on a ride to the chinese restaurant to eat there and a ride back. She made the uber guy sit and wait for her to eat. She truly is our gals inspiration and it was actually goals!

Living for the joy division poster held on by duct tape in the background.

 

[Aldora]

Two pigs for the price of one.

 

[marjoram]

I have absolutely nothing to say about this trash....
Wait...
Big Al is fat and stupid.
There, I said something.

 

[PuckishRogue]

Again, I know I say it every thread, but she legit looks bigger in every video. And that's JUST her FACE.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Again, I know I say it every thread, but she legit looks bigger in every video. And that's JUST her FACE.

At this point I'm just holding out for the birth of the Slaton forehead.

 

[Twinkie]

She looks like she got slapped. Why is her face so red, but only half her face?

 

[Mandaark]

edit: worth the watch

Spoiler: beetus

(Orgasm)

(Personal fav)

She looks like she got slapped. Why is her face so red, but only half her face?

Maybe she's still struggling with the pink eye? Gorl has a hard time with medicine, she could've fucked up treatment.

Or maybe this is close to the "toothache/dentist visit" portion of the timeline
She did say she bought the box as soon as it became available...

Idk this time warp shit has me all over the place

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

becky better get the hose ready

But Amber's already had her monthly hosedown shower.

 

[497]

I thought the first few things on top were journals. atleast she admits the stuff isn't worth $60. how she makes the popcorn will be interesting. hard to mess it up unless she cooks it for too long or pours a bunch of butter and bacon on first. is the glitter seasoning just sugar? then she'll just eat that straight.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

She looks like she got slapped. Why is her face so red, but only half her face?

the high blood pressure will do that

 

[GinnyPotter]

Half the stuff she admits to having no idea what it is but it has GlitterBitch on it and she's a whore for Trisha so that makes it okay.

Edit; watched a couple other reviews and I had no idea you pay for this crap every two months.

 

[The game master]

The fact that she couldn’t even figure out how to open the face mask was the highlight of this video for me, still a boring waste of time tho

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The fact that she couldn’t even figure out how to open the face mask was the highlight of this video for me, still a boring waste of time tho

Or what the scooper was for. I'm awaiting the super morbidly obese "black face" video, because that will be top tier lulz.

 

[clusterfuckk]

She looks like she got slapped. Why is her face so red, but only half her face?

Bitch probably just woke up and that side of her face was against the wall.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Her hiatus was more interesting than this shit.

 

[mekalekahi]

I thought the first few things on top were journals. atleast she admits the stuff isn't worth $60. how she makes the popcorn will be interesting. hard to mess it up unless she cooks it for too long or pours a bunch of butter and bacon on first. is the glitter seasoning just sugar? then she'll just eat that straight.

Zach made it and he spilled the glitter and kernels everywhere when opening it so she for sure will. He said the popcorn was disgusting because its like watermelon or apple flavor.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Two unemployed bitches can't be bothered to ever make their bed. No pillowcases either. Come on Becky, what the fuck are you being paid for??

 

[JaneThough]

She is straight 'notice me sempai' over Trisha Paytas.

Also, ZM did this and just about everything in the box is garbage. Of course AL loves it all.

 

[Wyzzerd]

What number of backlog video are we at? She has to run out sometime soon and get up to date. These are just getting unbearable.

On the bright side her 100 days of uploading means we get through it a lot faster than 3 videos a week. Now if only we could get something at least a tiny bit interesting to talk about...

 

[Barbarella]

I think Amber is coming to the end of days.

I understand her not knowing what the Rose Quartz facial roller is. Or not knowing how to open the mask and being confused by a utensil not designed to hold food, she doesn’t care for her skin. Even the hair conditioner would be uninteresting since she washes her hair monthly.

But...She held a tube of glittered sugar and didn’t know what it was. I thought she could hone in on edibles foodstuffs like a beagle chasing a rabbit. I was shocked she didn’t instantly take that tube and pour it in her mouth like a pixie stix. Huh.