ASMR RUMMAGING MARKERS - 7/8/19

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anyone feeling a little jealous that all amber has to do is make a video of her beetus hands touching markers and gay magazines and she'll still make over $10,000 a month?
There's no amount of money that can completely reverse the damage she's done to her body, so there's really nothing to be jealous of.
Sometimes, but remember the true cost of her fame and fortune. Her health, her dignity, her literal future as a productive adult human are basically gone.
I think she'd have found a way to avoid being a productive adult human even if she hadn't become a landwhale. She's just that type of person.
 
I'm feeling optimistic today so I'll just add that I'm glad she isn't trying to do a low, sexy whisper. That shit would make me want to rip my ears off,
 
anyone feeling a little jealous that all amber has to do is make a video of her beetus hands touching markers and gay magazines and she'll still make over $10,000 a month?
That is the idea, without this amount of money she wouldn't have easy access to all the junk she wants to eat, all in the same day, everyday, how many times her heart desire.
Without the "easy" cash she couldn't do it.
It doesn't bother me at all the money she makes, she needs it to be housebound, bed bound, in pain, lying on her own shit and piss for hours (maybe days), and eventually kill herself .
Is what I'm here for.
 
That is the idea, without this amount of money she wouldn't have easy access to all the junk she wants to eat, all in the same day, everyday, how many times her heart desire.
Without the "easy" cash she couldn't do it.
Tammy Slaton managed to get over 600 lbs on whatever type of tugboat it is she gets, Amber could probably manage it as well. Granted, she'd have to come up with a disability other than just FAT, but she seems like the type who would put in a lot of effort to avoid actual work.
 
Tammy Slaton managed to get over 600 lbs on whatever type of tugboat it is she gets, Amber could probably manage it as well. Granted, she'd have to come up with a disability other than just FAT, but she seems like the type who would put in a lot of effort to avoid actual work.
Diabetic Neuropathy as well as she is slow in da mind. :tugboat:
 
Tammy Slaton managed to get over 600 lbs on whatever type of tugboat it is she gets, Amber could probably manage it as well. Granted, she'd have to come up with a disability other than just FAT, but she seems like the type who would put in a lot of effort to avoid actual work.

ALR has somehow avoided growing a forehead bulge, though. That may be the only thing directly attributable to her genetics.
 
How aggressively she manhandled those poor markers (that Becky most likely uses for her 3rd grade weeaboo masterpieces) makes me prefer her usual eat-myself-to-death mookbang content. (:_(
 
She puts up garbage. People watch. Ads roll. I guess that is how you measure success in the internet age.

I had a little look-see at her videos on the channel page. The most popular videos are the eating ones. This cow is only good at one thing and she is not doing it. She could keep living on easy street simply by stuffing her face once a week. Fat fetishists are all she needs.

I'm not entirely sure that the eating videos are the most popular, even necessarily the most watched.
When this humongous lardassed sea cow is stuffing her face, thats what draws the most ire, gets people salty, and pisses her viewers off. So those are the videos that will ALWAYS get tons of rabid nasty "hate comments" And because people LOVE chimping out and LOVE telling her what to do, plus having conversations with all the other commentors as well, they come back to those videos over and over again to comment some more. So they get more views. They respond to other haters and have whole threads of comments, so tack on another view each time
 
Goddamn it, Amber!
I don’t know what it is that I hate about ASMR aside from it being just dumb, but you’ve just dove right in, haven’t you?

If she starts doing nothing but these videos that’s how you’ll know she’s become completely bed bound.
 
WTF is this garbage? It's not even a good attempt at ASMR. It's trash, but as much as her feeble minded brain can manage to produce.
 
I think I’m more upset that these look like Copic markers and she’s got a whole bag of them for her and Becky’s scribbles and I know artists that would sell their tits for a set that big. :mad:

They're not Copics, thankfully/sadly for Necky. Even Walmart has knock-off Copics now (just as good) but ALR would never spend that much on Necky.

Not to mention it shows Necky has no idea how to even use them. They go to waste no matter the brand.
 
There's no amount of money that can completely reverse the damage she's done to her body, so there's really nothing to be jealous of.

I think she'd have found a way to avoid being a productive adult human even if she hadn't become a landwhale. She's just that type of person.

Not to mention, she can't fit in any vehicle she wants. You can't even fit her in a brand new Cadillac Escalade without the risk of damaging her legs from her weight. You can't even load her on a GMC pickup without straining the suspension out and/or hurting her.
 
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