ASMR RUMMAGING MARKERS - 7/8/19

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wow she actually didn't put any ads on this video. . .and it has a 10:12 runtime. I'm just surprised she actually seems to have taken some constructive criticism on board. If this is how she wants to waste time on her fast-track to an early grave I guess it's less annoying than the videos where she talks, shoves food down her gullet, cooks slop, or plays make-believe copycat YouTuber. . . Edit: oh wait, this is a copycat YouTuber video, nevermind *sigh*
 
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chicken wings dijo:
Her content, much like her daily meals that have nourished her to 600lbs, are all filler and no substance. Cheap and easy. The precooked bacon to her "ASMR".
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She puts up garbage. People watch. Ads roll. I guess that is how you measure success in the internet age.

I had a little look-see at her videos on the channel page. The most popular videos are the eating ones. This cow is only good at one thing and she is not doing it. She could keep living on easy street simply by stuffing her face once a week. Fat fetishists are all she needs.
 
I'd pay a buck to see her snap the cap off and sniff each marker in that jumble, then pass out face first on the floor. But knowing how much Becky likes to eat crayons, I'm sure Hamber only buys the "non-toxic" markers. Oh look! This one is blue -- I bet it tastes like blueberry!! <slurping noises>
 
I have a feeling we're going to see a lot more of these ASMR vids in the future. It's a great way for her to make ad revenue while doing even less than she usually does.
 
I don’t know who I’m more disappointed in; amber for posting this absolute garbage or myself for watching it all out of boredom
 
rummaging ASMR is definitely a thing but people usually gently rummage through their makeup bag or something, not hulk smash through a container of markers. although i guess gentle, controlled movements are more difficult when you're losing feeling in your extremities

#ableism!!!!!
 
She is bed bound. It's not even jokes anymore. Like, she has showed us her attempting to walk... and she can barely walk for more than a few minutes. She is bed bound. And she is still huffing down food left right and center. Just... the amount of food she inhales boogles my mind. You have to work your ass off intaking enough food to maintain her weight. So, of-course she's going to post content like this. The days of wal-mart trips, ect... are gone. (Oh, how I miss the destiny era) but yeah... expect this to be the content for awhile until a medical event occurs. Because that's the only thing that's going to spice up her content from now on. But be patient gorls. The "hospital" era is right around the corner.
 
roachrypt dijo:
She is bed bound. It's not even jokes anymore. Like, she has showed us her attempting to walk... and she can barely walk for more than a few minutes. She is bed bound. And she is still huffing down food left right and center. Just... the amount of food she inhales boogles my mind. You have to work your ass off intaking enough food to maintain her weight. So, of-course she's going to post content like this. The days of wal-mart trips, ect... are gone. (Oh, how I miss the destiny era) but yeah... expect this to be the content for awhile until a medical event occurs. Because that's the only thing that's going to spice up her content from now on. But be patient gorls. The "hospital" era is right around the corner.
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Every couple videos she says the "Weight loss is still happening dont worry" but bitch where is it? You are eating fast food and Chinese takeout daily so why keep saying that.
 
gorl on a mission dijo:
i want an asmr live stepping on the scale sounds video, amberlynn :(

think about the dainty, soft sound of her hooves slapping against the cold, hard surface; the rhythmic, robotic melody of "hello, it's ready" accompanied by faint sounds of winded, heavy breathing... i'm tingling already, amber. this idea has good asmr potential :)
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there ya go! 😁
 
gorl on a mission dijo:
i want an asmr live stepping on the scale sounds video, amberlynn :(

think about the dainty, soft sound of her hooves slapping against the cold, hard surface; the rhythmic, robotic melody of "hello, it's ready" accompanied by faint sounds of winded, heavy breathing... i'm tingling already, amber. this idea has good asmr potential :)
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You forgot the blaring trio of fans, that she can't be bothered to turn off.
 
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